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My OC Stash #38 - Zabuza's S.Adventures by Vagabond (Naruto)

-Zabuza's S.Adventures which mostly consists of Zabuza swimming in pussy/

Synopsis: ???

Rated: M

Words: 28K

Posted on: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/zabuzas-s-adventures.12168/ (Vagabond)

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Chapter 1

The thing about working along the coast of Land of Fire was the fact that it was fucking hot. It was a constant sweltering heat mixed with the high humidity of a land that enjoyed a lot of rain.

Zabuza remembered his time in Land of Water. Sure, it rained like hell there - rained far more there than the Land of Fire. The islands of the Land of Water, however, possessed something that made that humidity worthwhile: wind.

The Land of Fire wasn't just named the Land of Fire for the volcanoes and the propensity of its chakra users and ninjas bearing the Fire nature; it was also for the sheer punishing heat that this land lived in. Maybe if he was in the northern areas of the Land of Fire away from the coasts, he might enjoy the bright and warm weather instead of the blistering and wet weather. Unfortunately, he was not.

Naturally, he found a need to distract himself from this heat…

He stared down at Haku, who bore her breasts with her green haori and pinstripe kimono stripped away from her shoulders and chest. Her hands gripped the base of his dick while her mouth lifted up and down slowly over his shaft.

Two of them were alone in their hotel room in one of many coastal cities littering the Land of Fire, and the moment they got into the room, he dropped his henge and ordered Haku to serve him. She dropped her henge too (otherwise, they would have to fight Konoha and other village hunter-nins chasing after his bounty). He had sat down on the bed, whipped his dick out, and waited.

It took her no more than two seconds to strip herself for his viewing pleasure and another two seconds to kneel and start sucking.

"Cumming," he grunted out a warning. Haku dutifully pushed his dick all the way in and swallowed his first load. She remained like that with her glazed eyes, and he caressed her head as she continued to warm him with her mouth and throat. He finished shooting his cum in her mouth, and she pulled out just enough to keep the head of his dick in her mouth. Her tongue licked away anything that might have remained. He hummed appreciatively as he felt her silky and wet tongue run around the head of his dick.

When she pulled away from him after she finished cleaning him up, Zabuza kept his eyes fixed on her wet lips, flushed cheeks, moist eyes, and just a bit of tears on the edge of her eyes. She met his gaze for a moment before she looked away.

This was a recent change in their relationship. Before this, he had just treated her like any subordinate. He trained and taught her.

But one day when he was out doing his thing to relieve himself, she came up behind him and asked permission to serve him. It's been months since then, and she's been serving him well. Oh, she wasn't good at all with that mouth of hers. She never learned about it; never had the time to nor the inclination to do so.

Yet he let her do it because he enjoyed being pleasured by his Haku.

"Today's your safe day, right?" he asked her, and she nodded. Knowing what was expected of her, Haku stood up and began to undo the rest of her clothes.

As her haori and kimono fluttered down to rest quietly at her feet, he also pulled his pants and shirt off before undoing the bandage around his lower face. Still without meeting his eyes, she walked up to and then straddled him, pressing her stomach against his wet and throbbing shaft. Her breath hitched a bit as her arms around his shoulders. He felt the tips of her fingers just barely touch each other on the center of his upper back.

'Still a little too small to wrap herself fully around me, huh?' Zabuza thought as he lifted the fifteen year old woman by her thighs and held her above his awaiting shaft. She still didn't meet his eyes even as she pressed her meager breasts against his bare chest.

She slowly lowered herself down, and she gasped as her folds parted to his dick. Then as his dick pulled her apart, she trembled.

He grinned unconsciously because he knew that she was enjoying this as much as he was. It was one thing to have sex but if your partner hated the act and you, there was just not a lot of enjoyment to gain from it. Pleasure would always be there, but if Haku enjoyed it, then he too could enjoy it.

She dropped down, pushing her hips to do so, and yipped when his long shaft pushed against the end of her vagina. He moaned a little at how tight she was. In fact, she didn't feel any less tighter than her first night three months ago.

He tilted his head down next to Haku, who was still refusing to look at him. "Service me, Haku," he whispered into her flushed ear.

No longer trembling, she pressed her face against the crook of his neck as her hips moved up and down, wetting him with a different kind of lubricant. She moved so sensually, which was a given how flexible she had to be as a ninja. Her breasts grinded against his chest and she held onto him tightly.

"Yes…" he moaned as she pumped him from the top.

"A-Ah…"

He blinked when he heard her moan. Then he grinned.

"Enjoying yourself on your master?" he asked her quietly.

"...Y-yes…"

Pushing himself up just a little so that he wasn't leaning on his arms anymore, he grasped her ass with his hands, and how each of her ass cheeks fit into his hand. She gasped before her voice let out whimpers as he began to shaft her instead of her pumping him.

"AH AH-!" she moaned wantonly. "M-MASTER, N-NO WAIT-!" she cried out in ecstasy before her body locked up and shuddered.

He stopped his pumping and let her climax.

"Cumming without your master? Naughty naughty girl," he cooed into her ear, and he felt her vagina clasp tightly around his member. It would take more than … twelve minutes to get him to come, no matter how tight she was.

"Just relax and let me use you, Haku," he whispered huskily. "Be a good girl and let your master ravage you."

She whimpered, digging her face deeper into his neck, but she couldn't stop the ecstatic moans of pleasure as he flipped them around and wiggled inside of her. With her back on the bed and himself on top, he began to pound into her. Haku muffled out the screams of her pleasure by smashing her lips onto his shoulder and sticking herself there.

Keeping her pinned, he doubled down on her, pushing himself towards his breakneck speed.

Then, he grabbed her arms, and pulled her away from him.

Surprised by the sudden pause before he continued to shaft her, she couldn't hide her deliriously pleasured face anymore. "N-No, I-I don't want m-master to s-see m-my f-f-f-!" she whimpered out between her moans of pleasure that broke out of her lips every time his dick completely hilted itself in her.

"I get to decide what I see, Haku-!" he growled before cutting himself off as she climaxed again.

Her eyes widened until he could see the whites of her eyes all around her dilated iris, and her gasping lips was too inviting. He dove down and caught her lips with his and stole her breath away.

Still cumming, Haku let out her whimpers into his mouth.

Then he climaxed and cummed in her. He unloaded directly into her womb, wishing that this wasn't a safe day for her. Wishing that he could just settle down with her.

Her hands wrapped around his forearm and she squealed with wide eyes before slumping and trembling in the afterglow.

He broke the kiss, stared at her glazed eyes and shaking body, and cursed himself. He had gone too far again.

For some reason, Haku just couldn't keep up with him. Or rather, she had a really low sexual endurance (he knew this because he had other partners before, some of whom had sexual endurance far longer than he did). He snorted in amusement though, watching Haku just bathing in the afterglow of sex after barely thirty minutes when she could run for hours without stopping.

Maybe her climax was too explosive? That was a possible thing.

"Clean me up," he ordered regardless, and her glazed eyes gained just a bit more focus. On slightly shaking arms, she sat up as he got off of the bed and stood by its edge. Crawling to him, she sat down at the edge of the bed. The height of the bed was just so that her face was right against his dick. Tenderly reaching out and holding his dick, she opened her mouth and gave him the finishing blowjob.

He caressed her cheek until he climaxed for the third time.

-VB-

It was on rare nights like these that Haku spent her night on the same bed with herself on top of him. She spent some time watching her master falling to sleep and then some once he did, and she always wondered why he wouldn't use her daily.

He was adamant about only going all the way on her safe days, and acted like he didn't already know what time of the month she had it.

She loved her master. More than sex, there were other things where she could gladly give more.

Laying her head down on his chest, Haku wondered if they would ever settle down. How else was she supposed to serve him properly? There was only so much she could do in fighting, her bloodline or not.

-VB-

Zabuza stared at the short man from across the table. He looked just like the stereotypical evil merchant that the civilians and ninjas alike cursed (just like Zabuza himself was the "worst" sort of ninja that merchants and civilians alike cursed behind his back).

He'd come here today to negotiate the job offer the filthy rich and undoubtedly corrupt schemer had offered him because he, Zabuza, was famous and strong -Zabzua knew that there was a high chance that if he was just strong and not famous, then the dwarf schemer probably wouldn't have offered the job.

"So you want me to … what?" Zabuza spoke up, looking down at the contract. "Just stay away until some ninjas come by to get rid of you?"

"Yes, that is all I ask. Having a famous missing ninja like yourself constantly around my … work crew would diminish morale and tell anyone with a pair of eyes that I hired a missing ninja."

"Alright then. Do you at least know where these 'rescuers' might be coming from? I highly doubt that you don't know where this missing peron of yours went."

"I do. My associates have whispered to me a little story of him being in Konohagakure right now."

Konohagakure, huh?

The thought of Mizu's rival on the continent brought up some good memories. Slaughtering Konoha nin, drowning Konoha nin, getting his ass kicked by that red head, butchering some more idiots…

"Sure, why not."

It wasn't like he was going to run into their kage or any number of their stupidly powerful jounin, right?

Gato sneered. "Then get to the Land of Wave. I will have that island for myself by the end of the year."

Zabuza didn't say anything as he stood up and then shunshined out of the room and onto the roof of the building, and from there, he shunshined back to his hotel room, where Haku was waiting for him, dressed up and ready to go.

"Where are we going, master?"

"We're going to the Land of Wave."

Chapter 2

A blonde head popped out of a tent in the middle of the dim night. It looked left and right, tossing its twin tails side to side. Then she moved out of the tent as silently as possible and out of the camping ground.

From behind a tree, a mop of white hair popped out.

"Are they asleep?" Kakashi asked.

Uzumaki Naruko nodded sheepishly. "They're snuggling," she replied while not looking at him with hands behind her back.

Kakashi didn't say anything as he got close to her, and wrapped his arms around her. The sixteen year old genin shivered, eagerly looking forward to this … taboo. After pulling his face mask down, he leaned down, and she closed her eyes and puckered her lips up towards him.

He chuckled at her, and she pouted, waiting.

They kissed under the tree, away from their teammates and friends.

When they broke the kiss, Naruko giggled.

She knew that a Teacher-Student relationship wasn't a taboo so much as it was frowned upon, but she'd known Kakashi-nii growing up.

He zipped his vest's zipper down and pulled the vest off, and she slowly did the same with her jumper.

As she pulled her jumper off, Kaka-nii wrapped his hands around her waist and then slid them under her shirt. She squeaked as he pulled her shirt off in an instant, leaving her bare and naked.

He pulled the jumper off soon afterward, and Naruko was soon moaning into his mouth in a kiss as he pinned her to the tree and ravaged her. His hand groped her, caressed her, and held her while he pumped her vagina with his dick almost violently.

She whimpered as she held onto him, a hand on his arm and another around her shoulder, while he fucked her.

And she loved how rough he was.

It didn't take long before she climaxed, and as her vagina gripped down tightly around his member, he climaxed and cummed into her too. She enjoyed the sensation of his hot seeds dribbling down her vagina and down her legs while her vagina molded itself into the shape of his dick.

They stood there, getting their breath back from their nightly session.

They kissed again, passionately and intimately. It felt so good…

Then Kaka-nii moved again.

"Eek-! Eek-!" she whimpered away into the night, ravaged and loved by her lover.

-VB-

Zabuza's S.Adventures

Chapter 2

-VB-

Considering that he'd been hired by a sleazy businessman, he should have known that this was how the situation would play. Of course, there was no fucking way that a job would end up easy or reasonable.

"So," Zabuza grunted as he stared at one of the more infamous shinobi from Konohagakure. "For what reason is Hatake Kakashi the Copycat doing here?"

The Copycat ninja stared up at him from the ground with what looked like a genin team (if the lack of uniform was any indication).

But then again, he was technically on Konohagakure's land. It was expected to run into one of their patrols, if not one of their mission teams. But to run into Hatake Kakashi? That was just bad fucking luck; he was known for sticking heavily to the borders of Land of Fire and Land of Lightning, not the border of Land of Fire and Land of Wind.

Oh well.

"I didn't expect you here either, Momochi Zabuza of the Mist's Seven Swordsmen."

Zabuza shrugged. "Shit happens."

It was time to earn his pay, he supposed.

He struck first, opening up with water ninjutsu, clones, and kirigakure no jutsu. If it wasn't for the copycat, then he would have killed all of his brats in under five seconds.

But the copycat wasn't infamous for no reason.

The battle almost ended with him dead… had it not been for Haku throwing her senbons to make it look like he died.

Yes, that's how he met Team 7 of Konohagakure, but it wouldn't be the last time they met…

-VB-

"... You should have just killed him, master," Haku commented as they watched Gato leave their temporary compound, which had been hijacked from a local crime lord by the duo. Haku remained standing until they saw Gato and his other mercenaries leave the compound's outer limits while Zabuza remained sitting on his bed with his left arm in a bandage cast.

Zabuza hummed. "Too much work," he replied. "We can take it after I'm healed and they try to break the contract." Because there was no way that the idiotic wannabe crime lord wouldn't break the contract. Greedy dumbasses, whether they were from Land of Water, Wind, or wherever, always thought the same.

"So what do you think about them?"

Haku turned to look at him. "The Konoha team?"

"Who else?"

"Hmm. They did try to kill our pet."

Zabuza snorted. "Your pet, you mean. I don't get why you have a pet rabbit of all things."

"She's cute!" Haku objected, pouting in a rare moment of casualness they shared.

"Not cute enough to be saved from being my dinner, you mean," he chuckled. "It's gotten quite fat."

Haku gasped. "Y-You wouldn't…!"

He shrugged. "I might." She chuckled, knowing that he wouldn't; he didn't even like rabbit meat.

She sat down next to him on the bed and leaned on his unwounded shoulder.

Not content to just have her lean on him, Zabuza used his wound-free arm to grab her and place her on his lap. She stared up at him, and he leaned down. He kissed her, and she obediently opened her mouth to let him taste her however he wished.

His tongue pushed, pulled, and slithered around her tongue. It was a dance of flesh without a need to undress. He watched her closed eyes gather into a pleased concentration, relaxed enjoyment, and more while her dainty hands gripped the front of his shirt.

With his free hand, he reached down and gripped her ass cheek, earning a whimpering moan from his woman.

Today wasn't a safe day, and sex would aggrevate his wound, so he held himself back. Didn't make not ravaging his woman any less hard.

When they broke the kiss for a much needed breath, a trail of saliva bridged their lips, and Haku stared up at him with glazed eyes and that vulnerable eager and subservient expression.

'Must not stick my dick in her.'

It wasn't a safe day for her. He knew that. He had no desire to take care of a baby right now, not when the two of them were constantly on the move.

… But he could use her ass.

'No, don't aggravate the wound,' his training kicked in harshly, and he gave up.

Instead, he looked at her.

"Service me."

She smiled happily. "Yes, master."

Less than ten minutes later, Haku laid on the bed with her face splatter with his seed from a blowjob and a boobjob while he pumped her with his right hand. She squealed delightfully while trying in vain to cover her face.

He made her cum once.

Then twice.

And finally, knocked her out from pleasure from the third.

Zabuza stared down at Haku before he decided that her mouth was free for him to use.

Haku was not happy when she woke up.

Chapter 3

Zabuza flexed his right arm, and inspected it for any fault.

"Healed," he grunted in satisfaction. He turned to Haku, who stood waiting for him. "How are the tree lovers doing?" It was only prudent to keep tab on his current enemies. As such, he had sent Haku to keep an eye on them.

"They aren't ready for the both of us," she replied factually and not a hint of playfulness. "All of the genins are below my level in terms of combative effectiveness, and the jounin seems to suffer from some kind of chakra exhaustion."

"Ho? It's been a month since we fought. He's still feeling the effects of chakra exhaustion?"

"It may have to do with his nightly activities with one of his genins."

"... He's fucking one of the girls?"

"Yes."

Zabuza shrugged.

"Good for us, I guess. How close is the bridge construction to finish?"

"I estimate a month at their current work pace."

"Is it the limit of their work pace or are they sandbagging?"

"They are doing their best to complete the bridge, though I do not understand why they think it'll keep standing, especially when a three dozen demolition tags would put an end to it."

"Don't ask me. I'm not a fisherman." He cracked his neck side to side, making his bones p-p-pop pop with each straining. Straightening back up, he gestured to Haku to follow him. "Let's get back to doing our job."

And prepare for the inevitable betrayal by the idiotic businessman.

"Oh!"

"Hmm?"

"Is it alright if I finish off Gato? I think castrating him and leaving him for the Wave will be a fitting punishment for double crossing us."

"... You're a sadistic bitch, aren't you?"

"Only the best for you, sir."

"You dare say you know what's best for me?"

"Only because you said so yourself."

"What exactly did I say?"

Haku looked up with a flushed face and a smile. "The only holes you'll need."

He choked for a moment.

-VB-

The fight was ending not in his favor.

Zabuza's legs gave away at the last second as the copycat's chittering lightning attack came for his chest. Had his legs not given away, then he would have been struck by the attack.

He hit the ground and his head bounced painfully off of the admittedly superb construction of the bridge.

Kakashi moved to strike Zabuza down when there was a twang. Instead of finishing him off, the copycat parried an arrow and looked up. Zabuza too tilted his head towards the unfinished section of the bridge… where Gato and a hundred mercenaries, thugs, and ronin stood.

"You couldn't even finish off a bunch of teenagers and a lone ninja?!" Gato growled, though it was obviously he wasn't putting in much effort in his shouts nor was he sounding any less surprised. "Forget this. Your contract with me is terminated!"

Zabuza stared at the idiot for a moment before looking back up at Kakashi. "I think our adversarial relationship ends here," he grunted as he got up slowly.

"Fair enough," the white-haired Konoha-nin replied coolly. "Wanna help us?"

"I already planned on punishing the midget."

Zabuza got up fully and hefted his blade over his shoulder. He felt his body and considered it ready for … pest control.

Haku shunshined next to his side and knelt. "Orders?" she asked, looking no worse than at the start of this bridge fight.

"You can do whatever you want with Gato after I've dealt with him."

"Of course."

"Other than that, go wild."

What happened afterward was a slaughter. Against two jounins, a chunin, and three genins, the crowd of hired swords did absolutely jack shit. Their swords swung to hit, but found no target, even among the genins. Their archers were pitiful, going down in the first opening bout as kunais struck them with precision. Some tried to run. Zabua made sure they never got off of the bridge.

And then there was only Gato left after ten minutes of slaughter.

"W-Wai-!"

Zabuza grabbed the midget's mouth and ripped off his lips with his monstrous strength. The tycoon screamed like a banshee.

It was pathetic.

"Haku, do whatever you want with him."

Haku was by his side in seconds.

And a few seconds later, Gato squealed like a dying pig.

Zabuza raised an eyebrow when he saw all of the genins gag and throw up. He turned to Kakashi, and the man shrugged.

It was just then that the Wave's villagers appeared from the mists that he and Haku had created when they were fighting the Konoha-nin. They came to a skidding stop no more than a hundred meters away the Konoha genin furthest from the slaughter.

"W-What's going on?" one of the villagers who was slower on the uptake asked, bewildered.

"This idiot broke the contract," Zabuza said before kicking the midget where it would hurt the most: in his newly castrated crotch. The midget sobbed in pain. Annoyed by the mess, he grabbed the midget's hair, earning him some screams, and threw him towards the villagers. They backed away as a screaming body rolled and tumbled to their feet. "All yours."

The villagers stared at Gato and Gato at them in shock.

It wasn't long before one of the villagers holding a pitchfork struck.

And crossbows fired.

Zabuza whistled as an impromptu stab fest broke out. "Man, those villagers are vicious," he chuckled. "Not as vicious as my home village."

Haku hummed. "I'm sure they have a lot of frustration to let out."

Kakashi stared at the villagers for a moment before the copycat turned back to look at him, though his eyes had never strayed far from him in the first place.

"What are you going to do now?"

"Hmm?" Zabuza uttered in confusion at the question. "Why are you asking me?"

"Just curious."

"So you can track me down for my bounty?"

"Nah. Too much work. Hokage is also supportive of the rebellion."

Zabuza's grip tightened in his hand. "... How do you know about that?"

"Why else would one of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist take up a sleazy businessman on his offer for work?"

He huffed in reply.

"If you would like, then Konohagakure would like to offer you refuge."

That made his head snap to the copycat.

"What are you playing at?"

Kakashi chuckled. "Not much. Having a temporary ninja, one as strong as the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, working for the village is beneficial, not to mention that it would benefit our relationship with the rebellion and then the new Kirigakure, if the rebellion succeeds."

Zabuza looked around. The genin were staring in horror at the villagers as they strung up Gato's dead body on a pole and marched back to their village in celebration; none of them were paying attention to their talk like green horns they were.

"You need to train your genins better."

"I realized."

Zabuza thought about it. Personally, he did want to settle down, if only to finally make a baby with Haku. At the same time, he was still loyal to the idea of Kirigakure, just not its current iteration of tyranny and bloodline slaughter. But he also didn't like the current leader of the rebellion, Terumi Mei. The bitch was just … bipolar and hypersensitive.

Settling down in the strongest hidden village in the known world?

It was a tempting offer.

"Asylum, huh?"

"Due to your status as a nuke-nin of Kirigakure, we can't exactly offer you much, but you'll at least be able to achieve residency and probationary ninja registration."

"Right, I heard about that. Konoha really doesn't give a shit where your ninjas come from, huh?"

"It helps that we have the best intelligence and counterintelligence department."

Zabuza tsked. "The world fucking knows that. Bloody Yamanaka's."

"So?"

"... I'm thinking."

Haku also wanted to settle. He wanted to settle, if only to finally do the deed.

He sighed.

"I, Momochi Zabuza of the Seven Swordsmen of the Mist, ask Hatake Kakashi of the Konohagakure for asylum," he declared formally, drawing the attention of Haku and the Konoha genins.

"I, Clan Head Hatake Kakashi and jounin of Konohagakure, hereby accept your asylum request on behalf of Konohagakure. Please hand over your primary weapon for the duration of our return to Konohagakure."

"Will I get it back after your mind feelers look through my head?"

"Sure."

He tossed the huge blade to the copycat, and the man caught it easily despite being smaller. Zabuza raised an eyebrow. "Were you going easy on me?"

"Never!" the copycat eye-smiled. "Though I may have not been using all of the jutsus I could have used to preserve the bridge."

"Fair enough."

"WAAAH?!" the blonde one shouted. "What the hell is going on?!"

Kakashi turned to the blonde genin, at which point Haku gave him the signal that this girl was the one the copycat was fucking.

"Asylum business. Nothing complicated."

The Konoha genins stared at him and Haku, gawking.

Haku giggled.

-VB-

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