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moonjaan

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Baca novel moonjaan yang ditulis oleh penulis Zahid_Kazmi yang diterbitkan di WebNovel. ...

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.

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In the distant past, a war between humans and demons brought about widespread chaos and bloodshed. To put an end to this seemingly endless conflict, Demon King Anos Voldigoad willingly sacrificed his life, hoping to be reborn in a peaceful future. Yet, he seemingly finds himself in a completely different world entirely. How will the reincarnated Demon King navigate this new world, and what role will he play in shaping its destiny? Will he stop the inevitable war that will soon come upon the world, or will the world be plunged into chaos as did his previous world? Only time shall tell... Maou Gakuin no Futekigousha x The Beginning After The End Crossover. The cover art is made from assets owned by the creators of both "Misfit of Demon King Academy" and "The Beginning After The End." If any of the original creators wishes to take down the cover, please inform me. Disclaimer: This work is a piece of fanfiction created by OutBoxer024, inspired by the worlds and characters of Shu's "The Misfit of Demon King Academy" and TurtleMe's "The Beginning After The End." All characters, settings, and concepts from these original works are the intellectual property of their respective creators. The purpose of this fanfiction is solely for entertainment and non-commercial enjoyment. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, plot, and any additional elements introduced in this fanfiction are the creative expression of OutBoxer024 and are not officially endorsed, sponsored, or affiliated with the creators of "The Misfit of Demon King Academy" or "The Beginning After The End." Readers are encouraged to support the official releases of the original works by Shu and TurtleMe. Any similarities to real persons, living or dead, or actual events are purely coincidental. The views expressed within this fanfiction do not necessarily reflect the views of the author. Readers are advised to check the content warnings and tags associated with this fanfiction before proceeding. The author does not take responsibility for any discomfort or offense caused by the contents. By reading this fanfiction, you acknowledge that you understand and respect the legal rights of Shu and TurtleMe as the original creators of "The Misfit of Demon King Academy" and "The Beginning After The End."

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