I am the MC, i had no choice but to come here and dine at heaven's lair, after all i am the current head disciple of the jade emperor, every time i come here i feel sick and want to throw up, yet i persist, because i known that doing that wouldn't solve anything, i've been waiting century's and century's until i could kill the jade emperor, the first time i came here it was something like this..
Jade Emperor: Come come, i am sure you will be satisfied with today's dinner.
MC: Really, something tasty?
Jade Emperor: Of course, for today i have prepared Golden Soul Wine accompanied with Demon Lord's Meat spiced with Fiery Soul Wine, i haven't tasted it since eons!.
MC: Wow it sounds amazing, i can't wait to taste it all.
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MC: Wow this wine tastes amazing, and this meat cooked with wine is superb.
MC: Tell me your secret, how come i couldn't find anything as tasty as this?
Jade Emperor: Haha, you praise me too much, there isn't any secret, the golden soul wine is made by extracting holy souls, while the meat is from a demon lord, and likewise the fiery soul wine is done by extracting demonic souls, i can tell you the methods later, let's finish.
MC: <Goosebumps>, almost fainting.
Jade Emperor: Are you well?
MC: Nothing, i didn't expect to eat ugly demon's.