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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

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Chapter 35: Chunin Exams Part 1

Chapter 35: Chunin Exams Part 1

(Naruto)

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After showing off her chakra which was more than a Kage level Morgan locked herself into her room and said she doesn't want to be interrupted unless we're having sex.

She also threw me a scroll that contains formula for the enhancing drug for Shinobi.

Understandable, while my wife is geeking out on chakra I had Ethan commit to cooking until he can make an Akimichi commit treason for my food.

After all our initial target was DxD and good food and desert is like a master ball if one wants to catch themselves an Ophis.

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- Sasuke -

After we came back from Wave, Sakura shut herself into her room saying she needs to study...

I am seeing a pattern here, also I saw Kakashi give some water balloons to Naruto. I guess he's getting Rasengan early good for him.

I was also given instructions on lightning release and Chidori but Kakashi forbid me from training for it without his supervision.

Right, as if I care...

I also finished forming the ribcage of my Susanoo but I stopped after noticing my eyes getting a tiny bit worse.

I was someone who'd gotten glasses for my 0.25 eyes, you can't just give me ultra super duper HD quality eyesight and expect me to deal with a little quality loss.

I sneaked my way into my teammates houses to slip some enhancers. I took them as well I can feel that my 12 year old muscles getting denser. Too bad we can only use them once every three years.

(This includes Kakashi as well, let's just assume he thinks he is getting better results himself as he trains team seven)

Also Sakura's room is just too pink!

After about a week later we were called upon the bridge called unmei meaning fate(*chuckles*) Kakashi gave us forms for the Chunin exams and left after explaining what it involved.

We were on board with it of course. We're more equipped than we were at canon.

Half way through the Uchiha district I remembered Gaara and Naruto meeting on accident and send a clone to throw rocks at Kankuro.

I am too busy to do that myself, once I entered the district I made my way towards Naka Shrine and did the rat sign to gain access to the underground meeting room where the Uchiha Tablet resides.

Seeing the tablet that drove Madara into defecting I burn it with Amaterasu before leaving.

That felt good. Now back to practicing jutsu, I am not working on Taijutsu since I am good enough with it due to my years of experience and Genjutsu is basically covered with my sharingan.

In most fanfiction people could use jutsus without hand signs, there was one Naruto Quest where MC could internalize the jutsus to give permanent boosts and such I am trying to figure out if it's possible.

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Next morning I met up with my team and went to academy building, I argued using henge until getting inside the exam hall.

I really really don't want anything youth related before the exam. Naruto being a social butterfly immediately joined me and Sakura is already listening anything I say.

I kinda became the leader of us, just because I am being friendly... Social relations are weird. We went pass Kakashi just giving him nods and winks in Naruto's case.

Our classmates were surprised that we used henge to get in until Shikamaru pointed out.

"Pink, Blonde and the last member of a strong clan. Smart move to use henge."

Once I saw Kabuto getting towards our group I promptly left and sat down at a corner and went to sleep while ignoring Sakura boasting to Ino about how much I keep praising her.

"I am too old for this shit."

"Hey, Naruto since when did Sasuke-kun joined Shikamaru's clan?" Choji whispers to Naruto, who just shrugged.

"He's generally not bad maybe he's nervous..." I blocked out the rest and stated vigil for any possibility of someone attacking until Ibiki arrived.

Test itself wasn't something that was hard but thinking about butterfly effects I used the spell I used on the rocks to guide Naruto's hand.

I had to make him write what's the test is about first so he didn't whine about cheating. I need to get to the second test to enslave Orochimaru and later Kabuto.

All in all test was easily finished and Anko came through the window. She seems grumpier than canon version, it must be because of Ethan...

"All right maggots, follow me!"

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Anko brought us to the forest of death and talked about the second test, gave us waivers for us to sign and I shut Naruto before he could take a kunai to his face.

Good so far, I put our scroll into my inventory before anyone can see, there's a living person sealed in it if I remember correctly.

Would that kill them?

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Earth Scroll: Contains a Jonin.

System Prompt: Would you like to tame the sealed person?

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Okay hell no! I have a feeling this system has the wrong idea about "taming" but hey, now I know what I am going to do with Kaguya.

I kinda wish there was a version of structural grasp that works with sight alone I could see who had what scroll...

Wait Elemental Sight totally exists but that's an entirely different universe!

Being a cheater I am I also positioned Ethan around the forest with Morgan supporting him with stealth spells.

After all Ethan has Eagle Vision, he can mark down the targets I want to find, mainly Orochimaru, Kabuto and lastly Karin.

OG Sasuke saves her during this exam and that leaves an impression, Karin for the Harem Go!

Also Morgan is going to enslave Orochimaru and Kabuto separately after I get bitten, for our future plans...

I am not sticking to the village during time skip!

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Getting in the forest I guided our team to the nearest Heaven Scroll and those nobodies never even saw it coming.

Since our objective was handled easily the duo was rather smug.

I also located Karin who was trying to fight off a beast that's living in the forest. I killed it before moving on.

Karin is a sensor she'll recognize me if she sees me again, I am not sure what happens to her after this but I know she will somehow go under Orochimaru, since Morgan will have him as her minion Karin would be fine.

Everything was going good until Orochimaru happened. Naruto got eaten by a giant snake, I was locked in a Taijutsu battle with Orochimaru and Sakura was screaming, the usual.

I have a feeling most of our missions would be like this if I don't ran away from the village.

Since I still need Orochimaru alive I let him bite me after a bit of struggle...Sigh things I do for my plans.

After Orochimaru left Sakura flanked my side followed by a crazed Naruto high off Kurama's chakra.

The bite didn't have the same effect on me like OG Sasuke so I was still able and ready to move, So my eyes switched to MS and I used that to calm Kurama.

I basically gave him a genjutsu of an disappointed Hagoromo, it worked brilliantly.

"Sasuke-kun are you okay?"

"Yeah, just a snake bite let's go." It's hurting a little but it's nothing compared to dying at the hands of cultivators.