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Living The Cliche Life

Your run of the mill Multiverse story with a "Rudimentary System" and a main character that can't make up his mind. This fanfic can be counted as wish fulfilment. This fanfiction is now officially a crack fic because I can't write serious stuff

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Chapter 33: Getting Stoned

Chapter 33: Getting Stoned

(Naruto)

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So Zabuza came, only for a stone to fall to his head. It wasn't enough to knock him out but it did distract him enough that we were able to get in formation.

"Kids stay back this is Zabuza he..." Kakashi basically gives us an info dump while I am sending more rocks to sky with my spell.

This spell makes the object weightless similar to the one I used on Ikki whenever he used his noble arr but it's under my control, so I have bunch of rocks up in the sky ready to fall down with high speeds.

Also I am removing the wind resistance to make them soundless.

I look at Tazuna who's trembling from fear then look at my teammates.

"Naruto, can you henge into an object?" I mean why change stuff if it's working perfectly.

I followed the recipe and was awarded with the scene of Haku standing over Zabuza who is "dead" he has a senbon in his neck but it's not going through entirely.

As if it's God's Will a stone fall on to it pushing the senbon further I can see Haku flinching but he composes himself before leaving.

"That was some weird luck." Naruto mutters.

The extra damage I caused isn't enough to kill him but he will take longer to get back into fighting shape.

We of course had to carry Kakashi the whole way to Tazuna's house, I should really give him a boost too more experiment subjects the better, the enhancer might have different effects on different clans.

It's kinda funny that he used his sharingan like 10 minutes before passing out and he was using it like nobody's business during 4th war.

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- Ethan -

"Hey cutie, we didn't get to talk more the other day. I was wondering when you will take a break?" Anko somehow purrs as she talks while I am seriously thinking she might be drugged.

'Morgan did you try something on Anko?'

'No why?'

'Just wondering, I'll tell you later.'

"You actually got me in my break so what's up lady who's name I don't know."

"Ah sorry, I am Mitarashi Anko and your name is?"

"Ambrosius Ethan."

"Unusual name." I shrug, it's better than having a letter for a name.(I am talking to you Raikage!)

"So Anko, what do you do on your spare time." I strike up a conversation while trying to figure out if she's okay or if this is part of her personality.

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- Sasuke -

I supplemented Kakashi with some healing spells Morgan taught me to get him well rested, chakra exhaustion is best fixed with rest but I used spells that restores his stamina which in return let him recover his chakra faster.

It's just to get him to wake up a bit earlier, he'll be back to %100 before he faces Zabuza again.

Kakashi woke up later during the night when we were sleeping thankfully. I honestly don't want to be the one to wake up an S Rank Shinobi after they passed out in the field.

I mean like %75 of shinobi has some kind of mental problem and would attack anyone trying to wake them up.

During breakfast Kakashi told us that Zabuza is not dead and he would be coming back and took us out to train.

I deliberately walked on water to show off, I mean I have been using prana for years and I have Energy Manipulation as my Blazer ability. It would be ridiculous if I didn't have perfect control right off the bat.

"Kakashi sensei, how is Sasuke doing that?"

"I literally did that during my fight with Zabuza Naruto." Naruto remembers and nags Kakashi into explaining.

After the explanations Naruto started climbing trees while keep muttering how he will going to reach me and Sakura was trying to get the water walking.

She already has perfect control she just needs experience with walking on water.

Seeing that I was ahead of others Kakashi sent me back to Tazuna. I just made a shadow clone and took over it with my memory partitions before sending it to find Haku.

I need to be sure of his gender. On the other hand I took out my book again, I remember Morgan saying it had a sequels.

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- Clone Sasuke -

Locating Haku wasn't hard, Tazuna's house is not far away from the place Kakashi fought and Zabuza being injured Haku cannot carry him at long distances.

I found them at a clearing next to the forest really close to the place Naruto is training.

Haku was feeding Zabuza with some soup while he was complaining about the taste.

I nod to myself before calling out to Morgan.

"Hey there, is that a clone?"

"Yeah, I can control them in real time with memory partitions."

"Good to know, now what do we have here." Morgan says while checking out Haku and Zabuza.

"So I doubt we can give them hot spring coupons and wait for them to go."

"No but let me use this new magic on you. You need your sharingan open for this." Nodding I activate my eyes.

"Dark Magic: Eyes of the outsider." Black smoke covers my eyes before I see the world naked.

I mean seriously Morgan is naked, turning over I see that Haku is indeed a female in this universe, thankfully the spells duration ended before I accidentally glanced at Zabuza.

"So what's the verdict?"

"Haku is %100 female." We do a high five and Morgan goes back to her work while I disperse the clone.

It's not that I am planning on having her join the harem, it's just that neither me nor Morgan can live comfortably if we don't check out a trap and make sure of their gender.

I blame Merlin and his gender bending ways.

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- Ethan -

"So, Ethan I was wondering if you would be interested in a little date..." Anko asks with a smile before I wipe it off her face by showing my ring.

"I am married." Anko looks shocked before muttering something about good ones being taken.

"I didn't know that's an indicator." She says with low spirits.

"Well, in my hometown it is. We also have polygamy but I am sure you wouldn't be interested."I say with a little hope.

"Yeah no..."She turns around to leave but I go near her and whisper to her ear.

"I'll be here if you change your mind though." She gives a stiff nod before leaving.