104. The Wedding Part II ~Sweet Victory~

*ting ting ting*

"Hello! Everyone! It's me! Ghost Jedan! If you're a Stand-User... Glad that you can see me! If you aren't... sorry man, but you're just gonna watch a floating wine glass and a fork."

The people around him laugh.

"Well... for one thing, I'm dead and I'm bound to Miguel... and for another, I'm Miguel's best friend. So, I'd like to say that I'm very glad that my two best friends get to marry each other. Ever since day one, I've been rooting for you, way back when Anne got him out of prison. Ever since I kidnapped Anne and possessed her when I had the flesh bud in my forehead, I knew that you two were meant for each other. And... if anyone in this world most deserves to catch a break, it's you two... I... love you guys... I wish that Jessica was here... Your dad was here... and... everyone we've lost so far... Because they'd be so happy to see that you two got the happy ending you deserve. To Miguel JoJo and Anne Zeppeli!"

Everyone raises their wine glasses.

"I am such a good best man," sighed Ghost Jedan in relief.

The next day...

"Yeah... I lost the rings."

"YOU, WHAT!?" asked Miguel in anger.

The pair are in the grassland near a large Church in San Diego.

Kariel opens a portal as the Sea Moth lands and drops in front of the pair.

The group walks out of the Sea Moth from the top.

"Hey, Kuya!" smiled Kariel, as he gave Miguel the rings.

"Why is it slimy?" asked Miguel. Miguel sniffs it. "Ammonia. Gary ate it, didn't he?"

Everyone else said something along the lines of, "Yeah..." or "Yep..." or "Pretty much..." or even, "No idea how that got in there."

Meanwhile...

Anne wore a wedding dress that shows her waists. She has a beautiful white silk skirt that flows very softly and a large silk veil. She also has white gloves.

"Welp... I look pretty awesome..." smiled Anne in the mirror.

"Well..." sighed Lei, her sister, fixing Anne's hair. "...You've always been the MVP. Meanwhile, I've been battling space aliens to help Lord."

"Did you really fight them, though?" asked Anne.

Lei laughs. "Oh, shut up. I drowned enough aliens to fill up a whole Olympic swimming pool filled with alien bodies.I'm just glad that I'm your maid of honor."

Later... in the chapel, the altar was set. The guests included Levi Zeppeli, Lei Zeppeli I, Sandy Cheeks, Marceline Abadeer, Simon Petrikov, Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Kars, Hayato Kawajiri, Josefa Higashikata, Jordan Higashikata, Motorhead, Zed, Ryle Karne, Yang Fugo, and Van Hol Horse.

Next to the groom are Ghost Jedan, Josuke, Finn, Jake, Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, Darwin, Bodyguard Jedan, and Lord Naga.

Next to the bride are Lei Zeppeli II, Celine Ai, Anne's mall friends, Sonia Polnareff, Yoshiko Kira, and Erina Zeppeli (Who is there with a warning).

Gabrielle threw flowers before the carpet.

Miguel walked in alone. The guests felt sorry for Miguel but kept silent.

Kariel teleports beside Miguel along with Ghost Jedan and Lord. The Jazz Fusion went to their mentor.

"What the hell are you idiots doing?" asked Miguel in a whisper.

"Being your best friends!" smiled Josuke.

Miguel sighed. "The parent is supposed to walk with the child."

"Why didn't you use the mirror?" asked Ghost Jedan.

"Religion," replied Miguel.

Miguel ends up on the altar.

Anne walked in as she walked with Levi Zeppeli and her Uncle Lei I.

"I never thought this day would come," said Levi.

"Right?!" smiled Anne.

"Oh! You thought that was a positive," said Levi.

Levi kisses his daughter and so did Lei, as Anne ended up on the altar.

The ceremony went on as Kariel spoke.

"Alright vows," said Kariel. "You did make vows, right Kuya?"

"Okay... I'll start," said Anne.

"I kinda wanna-..." Miguel is stopped by Anne.

"Welp, lady's first," said Anne.

"Feminism is gender equality, not gender pampering."

"Fine. Dibs," Anne sighed. "Miguel... When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of my Prince... I always dreamed of the perfect guy...

Then... I met you..."

The night was thundering... It was cold, and Anne was playing on a tree branch just above a river with harsh waves. She tries to take her kite back but she fell.

"AAAAH!!!"

A boy ended up catching her with his Stand... Star Platinum.

"Glad you were in my range..." smiled Miguel. "You could've drowned over there. Here's your kite."

Anne's eyes twinkle.

"Anne Zeppeli," she smiled.

"Miguel JoJo," said the boy.

They talked for a while and had fun as they hid from the storm under a shed.

"You're pretty normal," said Anne.

"You think I'm normal?" asked Miguel, as Star Platinum emerged from his body. "I'm far from it. If anything, I'm as bizarre as I get."

"I like bizarre," smiled Anne.

Now...

"I used to think that I'd find the perfect guy... then... I met you. You were stubborn yet responsible, arrogant yet never boasts, neglectful yet is there when I need him, rude yet apologizes, ruthless yet merciful, angry yet passionate, and then I learned something. I spent my whole high school life acting as the most popular girl on campus..."

"*cough cough*... Not really... Jessica was... *cough cough*..." coughed Ghost Jedan.

"Josuke?" asked Anne.

"ORA!!!" punched Prince.

"OW!!!"

"In those days... I would spend time sitting at the lunch table or sitting on benches waiting for him. When I reached my college years, I got so desperate and started trying to find him. I can never find my prince because he was already right beside me."

"Aaaand?" smiled Miguel.

Anne sighs.

"No matter how many MUDAs the world brings to our relationship, we'd always give it an ORA-BUENA combo to make it survive."

Miguel finally cries.

"Are you fucking serious? This guy is the one who killed Salvi?" asked Lei Zeppeli II. "Levi?"

Levi is shown to be crying.

Gumball wipes his tears.

"Did you just-?" asked Darwin.

"No," said Gumball.

"Most beautiful fucking shit I've ever seen," sobbed Zed.

Ghost Jedan cries. "I'm lowkey regretting I didn't marry Miguel."

"What!?" asked Anne.

"What?" asked Ghost Jedan. "Who said that? Damned wind, man... Must've been the wind. *Ahem*..."

"Ugh..." said Lei II. "Whatever..." she sobbed.

Lord sobbed as well.

Even Kira sobbed. "If these were hands, it'd be even sweeter... I'll take what I can get."

"You?" sobbed Kariel, pointing to Miguel.

"I... usually know what to say... What to do in every situation... It's the basics of being a JoJo: Study your environment, watch your opponent's moves, then use the environment or their own weakness against them. But right now... I can't think of anything. Probably because for the first time, I'm overwhelmed by someone at the perfect moment and the perfect place... Which is at 12 PM on a random cliffside in San Diego overlooking a beach. I guess... I'm just happy that it's you that I get to spend the rest of my life with... and counting the fact that ghosts exist... Even in the afterlife... and even beyond. And hopefully, we'd reach Heaven far before any bad guy will."

Everyone cried harder.

"Okay... That's it, I'm calling Penny," said Gumball, taking out his phone. Darwin slaps his phone away.

Darwin yelled while sobbing. "It's a wedding, you dope!"

Kariel sobs. "The rings?"

Raphael, who rode Iggy, walked in and brought the rings on a soft white pillow.

"Do you take my Kuya... my very best friend in the world... as your lawfully-wedded gender-neutral partner?"

"I do," smiled Anne, with eyes twinkling.

Kariel sobbed.

"Vice versa?" asked Kariel.

"I do," smiled Miguel.

"With the power vested on me by 'OrdainerMakerMatrix.com'... I pronounce you partners for life. You may kiss."

The two share a kiss as everyone cheered.

At the wedding party that night... where everyone laughed, danced together, and cheered, Spongebob, Darwin, Patrick, and the Bikini Bottomites performed the song...

Spongebob was the vocals. Darwin was the electric keyboard. Patrick was the drums. Squidward was the conductor. Mr. Krabs was the electric keytar. Mrs. Puff was the electric bass guitar. Sandy was the electric guitar.

"Do we really need a conductor in the wedding dance-?" asked Miguel.

"Shush," said Anne.

(By David Glen Eisley)

(theme begins)

Miguel and Anne dance as the whole team partied all night... Bottles were popped and songs were sung and danced with the cosmic fireworks being shot into the sky. They all had the party on a ferry in the middle of the Pacific Ocean partying all night.

Spongebob sang the song on stage as he rock and roll the hardest with the Bikini Bottomites.

Patrick drank some beer.

"So this is what it's like to get drunk! Just like the stuff in the Triple Gooberberry Surprise!" yelled Patrick.

"WE WON!!! SWEET VICTORY, BITCHES!!!" yelled Gumball, as he spun Penny and kissed her.

Josuke smiled as he saw Sonia. Erina sees this as she looked distraught.

However, Josuke's smile disappears... as he felt something else was wrong with reality once more.

(theme ends)

Meanwhile...

"You think this will work?" asked Cassandra Beyonce to Princess Bubblegum, as they both watched an embryo.

"We've successfully done the equivalent exchange without the deaths of the Jazz Fusion, so yes..." said Princess Bubblegum. "And you promise that this thing would never hurt my friends?"

"Yes... I want that thing hatched as soon as possible," said Cassandra. "We need it so that it can rightfully rule the two worlds... because if we create this thing the right way, it could be the only thing that could stand up against... him..."

"It's designed to become the highest form of a living creature," said Princess Bubblegum.

"Perfect."

Meanwhile meanwhile...

Stefan's lifeless body floated in space as suddenly, a bright light engulfs him.

His eyes...

...slowly open...

"Who... are you?"

"You thought you've reached Heaven, didn't you? Yet... it was I..."

"What... What are you?"

"Your new God. Wrry..."

Meanwhile, meanwhile...

A gross-looking egg slowly cracks in a cave somewhere...

*crack... crack...*