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Jake in the Multiverse

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Chapter 1Jake 1

" The stupid is stupid but sometimes even the stupid is wise while the wise overthink and become stupid"- A random hobo from a subway. 

That quote has defined my life cause ever since I was three I realized that thinking too much is a waste of time. You see some people, just dream and plan but never put those plans into action cause they always think but do not do. 

I am stupid but that is very much by choice. Now why am I rambling about all this? Well, it seems I am a hypocritical little shit who accidentally conquered the world.

Let me start by explaining the beginning. When I was in school, instead of spending my time studying I used my time to make friends with everyone, and do extracurricular activities such as sports and clubs while hanging out with my best friends. 

Now the thing is somehow that led to me having very good grades and getting into Harvard. Let me explain, you see I made friends with everyone including smart people and those very same smart people forced me to study a lot and even gave me the occasional tutoring. That led to me having very good grades and since I had a lot of dumb friends as well, I thought to pass on the favor and started to occasionally teach them which led to me having better grades cause when you teach someone you learn the best.

All the time spent playing sports led to me getting scholarships and all those clubs made my college application look good. I was planning on working for McDonald's after graduating from high school but my friends went behind my back then did my college applications for me along with making me get those scholarships as well. That my friends is how I ended up in Harvard.

Now of course I tried getting an internship at McDonald's and apparently, one of my friends became a higher-up in the company so they promoted me to a managerial position before I could say 'Burger'. 

I thought to myself how can I bomb my job so bad that they fore or demote me? That is why I started giving my employees as many holidays as possible, fought with customers whenever they tried to harass my workers, and even made my workers give far better meals as possible for what the customers paid for. Somehow that boosted the productivity of my workers and made the places I worked at extremely popular. 

All of that led to me being promoted. As for Harvard, I did the same thing as I did while in school, and somehow I graduated with honors, I was bloody confused at that point. My music degree from Harvard somehow led to me being promoted which was very weird I tell you cause I specifically chose that degree for its uselessness. I also apparently had someone record me secretly record me whenever I sang and I somehow became a very popular YouTube singer without even knowing. I only found out when I started getting millions of dollars. 

I even signed up for multiple record labels by accident thinking they were a scam that would certainly lead to me becoming poor and homeless but instead, I became rich. I even invested in GameStop thinking surely this would make me poor but that was the moment people started investing leading me to get very rich. I even sold it thinking that just maybe I would become poor but turns out I got out just before the stock went down.

As for the world-conquering thing I was the richest person in the world who always gave to charity and somehow my friends became politicians, CEOs of their respective companies, and even mob bosses. They all collectively decided to make me the president of my country which became the most powerful country even though I used all the money from the government to create programs to help the poor along with giving money to supposedly useless projects like space research and genetic engineering.

As a last-ditch hail-marry to get kicked out of the office, I started spending all my time reading comics, watching movies, and even anime but instead of being laughed out of the office for being a tweed somehow people found me relatable and I got more popularity.

As for my love life, the ugly poor girl got a massive glow-up and even turned out to be the secret heir of a multimillion-dollar company. At that point, I just threw up my hands out of frustration. That is why as soon as my presidential term ended I started doing extreme sports plus traveling the world in the hope of encountering misfortune but I got several times richer and I for some reason had a great time even though I never prepared for my travels in any way.

Now on my deathbed, I have decided to give all my money to charity and even donate all my organs while giving the rest of me to science. I always tried my best to live a mediocre life but I failed miserably

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I Stream DC on Marvel

My name is Allen Walker. I lived a quiet and uneventful life until I got into trouble with the school's ultimate bully, Flash Thomson. It was worth it because I was able to protect my friend Gwen and help out a poor guy named Peter Parker. That's right... my life was turned upside down with my school problems. I somehow ended up tangled with bullies like Flash and his rich friend Harry Osborn, and the three beauties of the school, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, and Mary Jane. I understood why Gwen was there, as she's my friend, but I couldn't understand why the other two girls were interested in me. My destiny should have been getting beaten up by the school bullies, but luckily, I received unexpected help from a miraculous entity called the "The Absolute Content Creator System". This system mainly operates based on viewers and the popularity I gain by providing great content in my world. But somehow, I'm now live-streaming in the middle of the Superman vs. Doomsday fight... yes, it sounds very dangerous and stupid. No one told me I'd be going to the DC world to livestream?! Darkseid is going to kill me!! My aunt Natasha would scream at me for the stupidity I was committing, and she would be right, I mean, I'm streaming it to my world! But I have to be here, even if it's stupid and dangerous. The reason? I have a huge debt of one million dollars because I accidentally ordered a hundred fantasy waifu sex dolls... which have come to life for some reason. Yeah, things are getting complicated!! It sounds insane, but it's real. The first doll was Wednesday Addams, who tried to stab me, and the second was 2B from Nier: Automata, who treated me like her master... I won't complain about that. A bit confusing? Let's recap: - I live in a world that the system calls Marvel... I'm not sure if I should be worried. - I was a normal teenager making YouTube videos and streams, not very popular... – I got involved with the school beauties and that earned me the hatred of the bullies... ¿why? - I was chosen by a system related to content creation. - During a stream, my chat played a prank on me, and I ended up accidentally ordering a hundred very expensive sex dolls that left me in a one-million-dollar debt. - These dolls are coming to life for some reason. - To pay off that debt, I have to use the system that sends me to DC and broadcast craziness like Batman being captured by the Joker or some villain fighting the Justice League. It's not all bad. With a system like in the manga, I become stronger the more popular I get. I gain powers that only appear in comics and anime, and many other things. But, as I said, my world is not normal, and I'll end up getting involved in dangerous things. I knew that when a one-eyed man appeared at my door and said, "Do you know about the Avengers Initiative?"... I think I should definitely be worried about that. While things are bad with all that, my chat is full of trolls and assholes. To make matters worse, my congenital bad luck leads me into stupid and dangerous situations all the time. For example: entering Harley Quinn's room and having relations with her while the Joker is nearby or kicking Darkseid in the balls... Maybe I'll get killed soon, but if not, I'll continue live-streaming the best content on social media... I just hope the system doesn't stream to strange places. If you want to read chapters in advance, be able to see the images that webnovel does not want and support me here I leave you my patreon. Patreon.com/_Aizen A/N: Hello, I hope you like this story and support it. English is not my native language, so I hope you don't mind the grammatical errors.

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