Is it wrong to forget the plot in a dungeon?

In an office looking room a man sat before a desk, behind the desk sat a glowing person? Pretty sure its an old man, but you never know with how many retards there are in the world now. We just sat here for a while, but because of my autism and social anxiety I couldn't look at him, so I've just been staring at the floor.

"Ehem" the old man cleared his throat getting my attention "So, you've died."

"Alright, what now? Do I, like suffer or move on, something?"

"Well, you lived a pretty lame life. You never strived to do anything after a certain point."

"Yeah" I hang my head as I reply "It got pretty hard to do anything other than lay in bed and read novels, or shoot a bow and arrow. It was the only thing that helped me escape my problems."

"Yes I know, you lived pathetically. And because you're so pathetic, I've decided to reincarnate you with a bonus."

"Ok, do I get to choose stuff?"

"Sure, and because I know what you're mind is like, I get to take a break from my never ending job."

"Sounds like elder abuse." "It is."

"Ok... can I get a piece of paper and a pen."

"Here, do take your time." "Always do."

The old man let out a sigh and reclined in his chair, and I could swear he had earphones in, but I couldn't really tell, because he was still glowing. I get to work thinking things up and writing things down, I would show him the paper from time to time and he would shake his head. Whenever I look at the paper after, some of the words would be red, I kept revising my work to get it so it could pass.

After who knows how long the floor was white with paper. Not that it changed, it was white to begin with, but the amount of times I failed to get it to an acceptable degree of bonus or bonuses made things interesting, because who wants exactly what they want? I do, but that isn't happening so it's taking forever and I'm finally getting a picture of what I can and can't do.

So I decided to go with something im familiar with. A system, and because what's the point of system if you're not in a fantasy world. I decide that I would need to go to one, and because of that it took even longer. I wrote down a lot of names, from novels to anime to manga that never got an anime, I even wrote games that I thought would be ok to live in and not die in 5 minutes.

After I finish writing, I showed it to the old man. He is sleeping now, I mean on a bed and everything, so I set that matter aside to think about later, I decided to work on how I would look. Oh how I suffered trying to decide what to choose, so I went with simple and random.

Short black hair simple and generic, golden eyes because the old man i glowing gold, 5 feet 6 inches my thoughts of average height, toned physique so I don't start like a limp noodle, 15 years old because I want to be a kid without being a child, I took the concept of the shihakusho from bleach and made changes from there, the right sleeve will be rapped tight to my right wrist and forearm, it will be sleeveless on the left arm, and there will be 4 red cloth sashes and 1 red leather belt, for starting equipment a black husk looking bow and a quiver with 40 arrows.

After I was done choosing my appearance that, admittedly took far longer then it should have, I got lost in thought thinking that was why women take so long to get ready. Just as I get done with my thoughts, the old man had woke up.

So I get my main papers ready and start showing him, a lot of the worlds were red and only 2 were green. The first green was Danmachi, so I chose it without even looking at the other 1.

After that was chosen I started filling out the system specifics, the standard name level HP MP Stamina STR VIT DEX AGI MAG with 1 stat point assigned to every stat, and 5 unassigned stat points for every level, and a magic that let's me make a mana bow and arrows to use if my bow ever brakes or i run out of arrows, but it will use less mana if used with an actual bow.

After writing every down and showing him the few papers, every was ok within the bonus standard that I had been trying to figure out, because he never told me, so I had a lot of guess work to do.

"Alright, I think everything's done. Did you enjoy your break?" "Yes, it's been ages since I've found someone I can waste time on."

"I don't know how I should take that? Whatever, here's what I've chosen and can you put me inside orario, somewhere near the tower and with less people around?"

"Sure, though it's sad you have to leave and I have to get back to work. I don't know when the next break will be, most people are quick to send off compared to the 3 years I got to rest because of you." "Wait what?"

"Goodbye" A blinding flash appeared after he said that.

After I could see again i was somewhere I've never been, I look down at my hands and see the outfit I picked out, but there's just 1 problem. Why do I have tits?

I think back really hard to figure out what the problem was when a blue box appears in my vision. "Quite a few peices of information was missing so I had to fill in the blanks, like your gender [THERE'S ONLY 2], when you would be at orario, and minor stuff for the system. You are 14 years before the start of the anime, not that you'd remember the anime you only watched the first season when it came out and never again in the 9 years it's been out after that, saying or thinking (status) will open your system, I've added something you'll be happy about with the system for wasting 3 years so I could have a break goodbye."

Hanging my head i notice the bow on my shoulder and check my pockets, I'm penniless, I look up and I'm pretty close to the tower. Making my way there took 5 minutes, as I arrived i wanted to ask for directions. But there was so many people that I stiffened like I would in my past life.

Sadly I didn't have time to calm down like I normally would, I was being dragged with the crowd. When I finally got away, I was at the bottom of the hole leading to the first floor of the dungeon and there's a long hallway. Since there was space, I shuffled away from the other people giving myself a moment to breathe. After calming down, I remembered that I haven't checked my status, so I focus my thoughts to opening it.

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Please choose your name.

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Ok, I completely forgot about a name. Right, I'm a girl now... ok I've got it, something short and sweet "Sara" After picking a name my full status shows up.

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Name: Sara

Level: 1

Health: 500

Mana: 250

Stamina: 93%

Strength: 5

Vitality: 5

Dexterity: 5

Agility: 5

Magic: 5

Unassigned stats: 5

[Magic]

Mana Bow - Able to conjure a bow and arrows of solidified mana or reinforce a bow and arrows with mana

[Skills]

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Ok, looks good. Now let's try mental and verbal commands. "2 Points in DEX"

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Dexterity: 5->7

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Ok now mental. 2 Points in Agility.

Hmmm... Maybe more commanding.

'2 Points in Magic'

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Magic: 5->7

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Aah... well whatever. "1 Point in Vitality"

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Vitality: 5->6

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Alright it's time to Level up!