Serious talk

It took days for my battle-worn form to recover, not even my instant regeneration had helped, for even when we arrived home ye boi was forced to put away the shopping.

Luckily ye boi is now eating spaghetti while admiring a random wall in the house.

But those following days involved dodging and hiding for my life, as apparently my devil of a sister liked shopping with me and wanted to do more.

In the end, ye boi had to go with the plan: sacrificial lamb. now I'm not impressed with what I did but believe me, T'was for the greater good.

(Flashback~)

"Bob!" I was caught by the demon red-handed in the kitchen, ye boi knew it wasn't a good idea but the thought of mom's spaghetti was too tempting not to try.

"Bella..." My old battle scars had already started to ache, palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy... I didn't even eat my mum's spaghetti.

"I'm going shopping tomorrow morning, Join me." Her demonic eyes peered at my fragile form, horns twisted above her head, fire blazed behind her.

"Counter offer!" I yelled strength filled me, This god wouldn't cower! I am a noble and just being of untold power, if anyone could get through this it was me.

"Wha.." I didn't let her finish.

"Brad wants to spend time with his aunty! Plus he needs more clothes so take him to try on outfits." Our earlier conversation had attracted Dad and Brad to the stairs.

It pained me to watch the look of betrayal on his face but it was for the greater good, I had more important things to do than go shopping.

Like... looking at a wall?

(Flashback end~)

The wall still be a wall but ye boi isn't convinced, just like I'm certain all pigeons are government drones, I'm certain this wall has more to it than it seems.

I believe it to be the dark dragon dork Barry, a being of pure evil and spite, thus I had to skip shopping to keep an eye on it... for the greater good.

"Bob." Dad started to speak.

"Wass up Dad?" I asked, my eyes fixed on the wall.

"Look at me Bob," he said with a sigh, he sounded unnaturally tired so I broke sight with the wall to look at him.

"What's wrong dad?" Ye boi was slightly worried, he's never like this.

"lord knows I haven't been the best dad," he said as he sat across from me, "Hell, I haven't been here most of your life."

"You did fine dad..." I tried to comfort him.

"No, listen to me. I know I haven't been that involved since you've come back here, and that's why I want you to spend more time with Brad." he stopped me halfway and explained.

"He's fin..." again I was cut off.

"Bob, please, for me," he asked looking deadly serious.

"Ah... Ok dad, for you I will try." I guess I haven't been the best dad to Brad.

"Thank you son." he hugged me before heading up the stairs.

I guess I'll have to go shopping tomorrow morning with them, putting my body on the line to spend time with my son, I'm such a good dad.

Now to keep an eye on... Dark dragon dork Barry is gone! Looking outside I saw him running away carrying something.

"Goodbye, light loser lord Bob! and thanks for the spaghetti." said dark dragon dork Barry as he cemented his place as my arch-enemy.

"You may have bested me this time Dark Dragon dork Barry but light will always prevail!" I yelled from the window.

Next time I will be ready.

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"You're joining us?" asked my confused sister, I understand why, as my sacri... son had already agreed to go.

"Yes, I think it would be great family bonding... plus dad's got the day off work so he's joining," I said, last night after the showdown with DDD Barry I had asked Dad to join us.

"Dad does?" she seemed even more confused.

"Yeah, I called in last night to let them know," Dad said while coming down the stairs, Brad following just behind him.

They looked to both be in high spirits, though Brad really needs new clothes as the ones he has on are ugly as fuck.

Well shit, guess this is happening then.

Getting into two separate cars, Brad with Bella, me, and Dad, we set out on our journey, the first destination was a clothes shop for Brad.

Bella seemed to find her otherwise lacking girly half and forced Brad to try on a ton of different outfits, hell even I was roped into it.

Though as ye boi always exceeds expectations I turned it into a mini fashion show, Me and Brad being the models and Bella being the designer, Dad was the photographer as he had Bella's camera with him.

"Now it's your turn, Dad," I said while holding a suit towards him, a mischievous grin on my face.

"No, I don'..."

"Pwease Grampa!" Brad said while giving him puppy eyes.

"Fine..."

Well, today might not be as bad as I had thought.

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More family drama and the introduction of the arch enemy DDD Barry, find out what happens next time on dragon ba... In twilight.

Sorry for the late update but sadly I was preoccupied with DND... my character died :(

anyhoo I hope you all like this and all that jazz.

new question.

funniest DND character idea.

the one that died was an anti-religious ranger who wrote a book dissing all the gods, he managed to write 15 chapters, each about a different god before he died.

now he's in the 9th layer of hell serving his time.