I'M NOT A PERVERT!

(Kassandra POV)

Triss was staring at the book with awe, she suddenly said loudly "THAT'S A GRIMOIRE! *cough* I heard about in some legends that only very powerful mages got one, when one is in possession of a grimoire their powers will increase to astronomical levels, in the tales they said it also had hundreds of different spells one could do with their magic type. The more leafs it has on the cover the more powerful it is, the maximum amount is 5 being the strongest. Your is a 5 leaf blood magic grimoire. You will learn new spells as you get stronger and advance as a person." (Like in Black Clover)

"That's great, but for me to learn new spells I need to train even more, so let's go!" I got up from my chair, grabbed her arm and we went to train more

(60 years later)

It has been 60 years since I met Triss, she was getting old but thankfully that didn't slowed her down. My powers were extremely high so were my mana levels, in these 63 years she teach me everything she knew about magic, it was good, we had fun. She died when she was 84 years old, it was a painful moment for me so I'm letting myself grieve for a bit, but when I'm done with it my adventure will continue...

(Time skip info)

with over 60 years of training I learned hundreds of spells and discovered some features of the grimoire, there are some spells that I can only see the name but not how to use, there are only four for now, Domain Expansion: Tsukuyomi, External Transformation, Great Transformation, Ultimate Form: Deicide. No matter how much I tried I was never able to do them, maybe they need special conditions to be unlocked, they seem very powerful.

Suddenly a very important thing came into my mind, it has nothing to do with magic, but it was very important, in my ENTIRE LIFE, let me repeat it ENTIRE LIFE I didn't had sex once in 7000 years, how the fuck did this even happen, I mean what did I do wrong? Okay I might have been a little obsessed with getting more powerful, but still man, a 7000 year old hot virgin, smh...

(3 days later)

I packed up all my stuff and resumed my adventure, just walking without direction hoping that I would find a village or something, fortunately for me I am very fast, so it won't take long to find fellow human beings, or so I thought...

(5 weeks later)

"I'm never going to think something is going to be easy, 'Oh It'S gOiNg To Be EaSy To FiNd FeLlOw HuMaN bEiNgS', and now here I am, mocking myself for being jinxing my self (is this even a word?), easy my ass. IT HAS BEEN FIVE WEEKS FOR GOD'S SAKE!" I screamed the last part very loudly since there isn't anyone close, let's get back to work...

(4 weeks later)

"yami wo haratte yami wo haratte

yoru no tobari ga oritara aizu da

aitai shite mawaru kanjousen

zaregoto nado wa hakisute ike to" I was almost giving up, more than 2 months looking for civilization and guess what, NOTHING! so I just continued to sing for hours until finally found something "mada tomenaide mada tome- Dear God... IT'S A FUCKING VILLAGE!!!!" this village I arrived was surprisingly populated for this era, it even had a inn called Little Song (Hope someone gets the reference), I got inside the Inn and attracted looks from lots of man and a girl, wich is very odd for this time, the girl was small and very cute, she was looking at me with puppy eyes and I couldn't resist and went talk with her.

I approched her table and sat there (Btw can someone pls help me with words that I can use to substitute others so it doesn't get repetitive? I have the small impression that I'm doing this)

"Hey little girl, what's your name? Where are your parents?" I was trying not to be scary, I don't know why sometimes I've been having this feeling that I'm scary. She was looking at me with suspicion. 'Cute...'

"I- I am Clementine... My parents said they didn't wanted me anymore and abandoned me." the little girl seemed sad so as a decent grown up woman I tried to cheer her up

"How old are you Clementine?" Everything I said I was smiling trying not to be scary, this feeling of being scary is annoying me

"7 years old" Who is this kid? She's got a hidden skill! Permanent puppy eyes, my heart can't handle this

"So... if you don't have any where to go... do you want to live with me?" 'I wonder what's like to have a daughter?'

"Huh? Are you a pervert or something?" Her words hit me like a dagger in the heart

"I'M NOT A PERVERT!" I loudly whispered at her ear (Again, "loudly whispered" for the lack of a better word, you know when you are mad at someone but you can't be loud, then you need to sound angry but whispering? something like that)

"Lady, I don't even know your name and you want me to live with you, are you stupid or something" This girl...

"My name is Kassandra, I am 27 years old and definitely NOT a pervert"

"Don't you have a husband lady? You're getting old to get married" she's lucky that she's a kid otherwise she would be lying deep down the ground.

My veins were almost exploding in my forehead but I tried not to demonstrate it "I have no interest in getting married. Changing subject! Do you want to do it or not?"

"Knew it... You're a pervert" I swear to God if she wasn't a kid I would already killed her

"I meant if you want me to adopt you, I would give you lots of good food, love, a comfortable bed, but if you don't want it then... bye bye" I was giving a "evil" grin a slowly got out of the chair, I felt a small hand on my arm and turned around "Hohoho! Have you reconsidered my offer?" she turned her face the other way

"*Tsck* Forget it you Evil Lady"

"No no no no no! Wait I'm joking, I'm joking, do you want it or not?"

"*Deep sigh* Fine lady, but you need to give me lots of good food" Does she only cares about food?