Brother Jiangfeng, you are way too cliché! (2)

"La la🎵 la la la~ La la la la la la~🎵"

Feeling content with life, Yayoi whistled a tune as she unhurriedly skip-walk toward the park with that colossal body.

Old habits die hard.

"Eh? Music? Wait— Could I plagiarise some songs and make big money? Being well known as a super songwriter is not bad. Since this is no longer Earth, no one will know even if I become a plagiarist. Hehehe-hahaha!"

Yayoi thought to herself, feeling ecstatic.

While it was just a random spark, it was extremely tempting. Yayoi immediately took out her new Pineapple phone and did some quick research. She wanted to know if there were similar songs to her old world.

After all, this is the world of a Manhua. Who knows if the author was drunk when he wrote the scripts.

Hence she walked with her head down, glued to the phone screen, contemplating over the viable options in her mind.

There are many songs she could choose from, it's exciting.

At this moment, Yayoi could already imagine her Ugly Bastard face appearing on the morning news, being admired by countless people who love 'her songs.'

"Hehe, guilt? Shame? What is that? Atlas, in the end, it's my sacred duty and obligation to spread the knowledge and joys with the people of this world! Bahaha~!" Yayoi looked up at the sky and began to laugh like a psycho maniac.

...

*BooM!*

*BoOm!*

*BaAm!*

After a while, once Yayoi got near the lake, several sounds of heavy collisions quickly attracted her attention.

She curiously looked over.

There, below a tall tree, two figures were moving swiftly like fleeting shadows were trading punches and kicks. Visible wind and dust eruptions appeared to the naked eyes whenever their attack collided!

The scene was, of course, out of the ordinary.

It was as if something had exploded out of thin air. No average human could have produced such splendor without using special visual effects intentionally.

Yayoi is awed.

"Oh my god, isn't that Lin Jiangfeng!? To think I'd encounter him so soon. Is this fate?" After a moment of surprise, Yayoi quickly dived straight into a nearby bush and entered steal mode.

"This thug... he didn't even give me a call and is fighting in the park? So much for the so-called best friend! I will remember this!" With two dried twigs on each side of her head, Yayoi murmured spitefully.

But—

Suddenly, as Lin Jiangfeng dodged an attack, Elder Xu's kick landed on a thick tree, producing a loud, frightening rumble. The receding force of that kick left a large crater on the tree trunk as its rained fallen leaves.

*Gasp~*

The sight makes Yayoi's face ashen.

She couldn't believe it!

After all, it has only been two days since she has transmigrated. And with Yayoi's sagging plump body, which lacked the mobility to dodge. If that kick were to land on her, there was no guarantee that she could survive to take the health potion.

"...Oh, crap!!!"

"The fight is so fierce! Tsk, tsk! Lin Jiangfeng's truly a hidden boss indeed. Being able to content against that kind of expert, I'm shocked. I think he even got much more powerful than when I had last seen him! And here I am, taking a steroid pill for training. How terrifying! I wonder if he is a regressor or a transmigrator like me..."

"...System, do you mind enlightening my poor ignorant soul?"

[Host, that's an extreme top-grade classified information that you are asking for. Do you genuinely wish to know?]

"Yes! Of course!"

[That will be 1000 SP! Do you wish to proceed?] (Remark: You think knowledge is free?! Dream on, sucker!)

"What? Never mind then—you, don't even talk to me anymore." Yayoi sneered.

[How about 900 SP?]

"No!"

Unexpectedly, as she carefully looked at who Lin Jiangfeng was fighting against, something suddenly struck her mind like rolling thunder.

"No way, what a coincidence! That black-robed old man, wasn't he the one who paid for my Jadite on the pretty girl's behalf? Too bad, though, that S-grade beauty isn't here." Yayoi shook her head and mulled over their previous encounter.

It's Yayoi's motto to bully the weak and fear the strong hence she didn't wish to offend that old man in black. Not when that dreadful scene earlier is still fresh in her mind.

She could feel her balls squeezing!

"The girl watching on the side wasn't the same one who spoke to me, but they looked quite similar. Could they be sisters? But she is only C-grade. How could there be such huge differences? Hey, you ugly bastard system, I suspect your skill is malfunctioning!"

[Nope. Be it martial arts or cultivation. Besides good looks, strength also played a significant role in deciding the grade of a beauty. Even a top-notch goddess will only be graded in the mid-range without any combat power!]

"Whut?"

...

While Yayoi was still busy cooking up a bunch of nonsense in her mind, the spar between Lin Jiangfeng and Elder Xu was reaching its climax and was about to end.

"Hahahaha! Good! Good! Young man, you are very good! Now please, take on my secret move!" Laughing out loud, Elder Xu roared enthusiastically as he could feel that his stagnant martial arts has greatly benefited from their short sparring session: "Eight strikes—Seven-hit Ferocious Hungry Dog Biting Peaches With Vigor Combo Technique!"

"Biting Heaven!"