Is Minato Gay?

Konoha, Year 48, The Fire Nation.

Since the end of the third ninja war, the whole ninja world has finally returned to a rare peace.

And the big hero Konoha who made the limelight in the third battle, "Yellow Flash"- Namikaze Minato, also fulfilled his childhood dream and became the fourth Hokage.

At this time in the Hokage office, Minato and the elders were having a heated discussion.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Anyone in there?"

Takashi knocked on the door but no response came, seeing this he immediately pushed the door open.

"Pardon my intrusion!"

He spoke in a lazy voice opening the door.

Takashi is an transmigrator.He was an orphan whose parents had died just after the Second Ninja War. But fortunately for him. He belonged to the Senju Clan!!

That's right. His actual name is Senju Takashi!!

As the last descendant of the Senju Clan, he was adopted by Tsunade which was perfect for him.

But at age of 5, he awakened a system!!

[The Strongest Lazy System]

A System that makes him stronger as long as he lazes around!!

Since then, Takashi has walked on a road of no return.

He became one with laziness!!

He changed from a young man who was determined to kick Uchiha Madara and punch undead Hashirama and seal Kaguya into a Tuna!!

He became a Tuna that even the Nara Clan would look up to!

Tsunade suspected his Mother to be a cheater with a Nara!!!

DNA test!!

No, proved wrong!!

It seems Takashi really belonged to Senju, not The Nara Clan.

Tsunade knew that Takashi was talented and had been trying her best to train him wanting him to be the Senju Clan head in the future.

So While he is busy handling the Clan affairs, she could gamble away his fortunes!!

What a vicious woman!!!

Takashi made a vow to be as far away from Woman as that day.

Tsunade's efforts eventually failed. Tsunade found out that Takashi was a dude who couldn't help her. No matter how she tried to stimulate him, and encourage him, she couldn't make him fight. He just slept like a dog.

Even Russian bears did not hibernate as much as him!!

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Takashi broke the embarrassment in the air with a coughing sound and looked at the five people in the Hokage office with an embarrassed yet polite smile.

"Minato, you've done an excellent job as Hokage! Look it's the Hokage office yet any outsider can break in."

Danzo barked first. He was not concerned about who Takashi was, but made a sneering face and mocked Namikaze Minato.

[Ouch! Isn't this the Mummy Man of Konoha? The Pot King. This Mummy is really old, though there is no bandage on his hand, it seems his body parts are still his own!]

Namikaze Minato: ???

Who is talking? No one spoke except Danzo.

Are you scolding yourself?

No, he would rather die than scold himself so what is this?

Is it special ninjutsu?

Namikaze Minato looked at the people around him, but there was no expression on their faces, and he was very puzzled.

' Am I the only one who heard it?' He wondered.

Did I hear about Danzo?

And What does it mean 'Pot King?'

Does Danzo want to set up a business in the future and become a Chef?

Will he cook well or like Kushina's Black ashes?

And the body parts are all his now? Could it be that his future body is not his?

While Minato was busy wondering, everyone else's eyes were fixed on Takashi, so they did not notice the change in Namikaze Minato's expression.

"You are Senju Takashi!The last heir of the Senju Clan after Tsunade?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Takashi carefully, and the doubts in his eyes gradually disappeared.

Takashi looked at the F4 of Konoha gathered here like Otakus on a Comicon and looked straight, then down, then right, and then left. He then nodded and muttered in a small voice.

"Trouble."

"Yes, it's me. Your friendly neighborhood Takashi! It's good that everyone recognizes me. I had just come here to report about it, but it seems there is no need now. Well then, Sayonara!!I wish you all Happiness!!"

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched, and their eyelids couldn't help but beat, Takashi's words were so direct!

'I wish you all Happiness', how is a person supposed to answer this?

"Cough cough cough!"

Minato coughed like a person affected by tuberculosis and drew attention toward himself.

"Well, it's good that you are here. We all have faith in the abilities of Tsunade-sama's younger brother. In the letters, Tsunade-Sama described you as smart and hard-working. You are eligible to listen to today's meeting"

Takashi: Really Sister? Me? Hardworking and smart?

I would believe it the day pigs fly!!

Did you not cry and shout 'Please Leave!!' while hugging my thighs!!!

Look the snort is still there!

Who will reimburse me?

Hmm...The Hokage perhaps...??

Takashi swore in his heart.

Minato did not know he had been targeted by the cheapest person in the Ninja World and he continued digging up his own grave with his hands.

"We are discussing how to ask the daimyo for supplies, let's discuss together."

Namikaze Minato immediately smoothed the situation to ease the atmosphere, and at the same time wanted to touch Takashi's talent limit.

[Looking for the Big Daddy for money? Did something like this happen originally? Well Whatever, Isn't it easy? First, create a moment of crisis for the Daimyo by paying some rebellious ninjas and letting them make trouble in The land of Fire. This will make him realize the importance of Shinobi, and then have him agree to be escorted and protected by powerful ninjas. A simple carrot and stick Strategy,won't this make the Big Daddy agree to increase the defense budget?]

[But...can I say something like this? If I say this...This Blonde will make my life hard. How can I laze around then?]

[Hey!If it wasn't for the fact that the most important event of the plot was going to happen soon and that sister left me here while crying tears of joy I would not have come. It's so troublesome!!]

Namikaze Minato hearing the first statement ignored the second thought and raised his eyebrows.

What a strategy of using the stick+carrot to achieve the desired goal.

What a simple yet impeccable strategy!!

Sure enough, Tsunade-sama's younger brother is so trying!

Thinking of this, Minato also understood why Takashi talked in this way.

It's a special Ninjutsu to talk directly in the head!!

Like the Yamanaka Clan's Ninjutsu!!

What terrifying talent!!

Takashi is just 16!!

Minato now knew why Takashi talked to him like this. Because he doesn't trust the elders!!

Thinking of this Minato sighed.

Tsunade-sama your brother is really talented!

Namikaze Minato now had a face as if he had discovered the way to Nirvana!

He had gained Enlightenment!

Even Gautam Buddha blushed!

He gave an expression like he had understood everything and gave Takashi a meaningful smile.

Minato: I see! Is this what you meant? Junior don't worry. This Senior will make sure your plan succeeds!!

Takashi: .....

Oh...Oh!..In-Indeed is what I meant. You h-have a discerning eye Senior. This Young Master bows down to you!!

Though Takashi seeing Minato's smile had a different thought in his mind.

[WTF! What's with the smile? Why are looking at me like this? I know this Young Master is handsome.But.This Young Master likes girls!! Don't tell me, This Blonde is Gay?? This...Thisss.....This makes sense!! It was said he tried several times with Kushina before making her belly big!! It seems it was because this guy was Gay!! No wonder!! ]

[If it is revealed what would be tomorrow's Newspaper heading?

'Shock! Fourth Hokage turns Gay after Handsome Senju appeared!!

Kushina: Bastard! Who did this will suffer my wrath!

Third Hokage: I was present there! I have never seen Minato smile at even his wife like this before!

Danzo: Now that Minato has come out of the closet, I will too announce something....I too am Gay!!.... For Orochimaru!!

Orochimaru: I defected!!!]

Hearing such allegations Minato's face changed!!

Minato spits a mouthful of Blood!!!