The Mystery Shack and some gnomes

I look ahead of me and see the iconic run down house called the mystery shack, It took us way longer than I'd like to admit to get here but we made it, "This doesn't look like what I thought it would" Says Mabel while looking at the cabin.

"It's in the middle of the woods, what'd you think it would look like?" I respond but before Mabel could answer a puff of smoke and a little bit of glitter appears on the dirt path leading to the shack.

A man that appears to be in his fifties becomes visible after the smoke clears and shouts,

"Welcome to the Mystery Shack!" I smile at the sight and me and Mabel follow after the man after he signals for us to follow.

'This is gonna be a crazy Summer'. I mentally sigh.

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It's been a week since me and Mabel have gotten here and it's been.. weird, I don't know how no one else notices these things well scratch that people do notice they just don't say anything or just don't know this is not normal.

But it is pretty fun here, just yesterday I was in jail! Ok let me explain Gruncle Stan had us make counterfeit money for the whole day and labeled it as "Family Bonding", the county jail was real cold.

I also just came back from fetching the third journal, I actually have no excuse for not getting it I just wanted to stay away from the supernatural for a little before all I encounter is the supernatural.

I'm currently siting in our attic room cross referencing the journal to the many books I brought with me here and not that surprisingly alot of the myths in books aren't accurate, so most of the knowledge I read up on is useless but I am going to keep the books since Gravity Falls isn't the only place with strange events they are just really rare elsewhere.

I close my books and the journal and place them under my bed, I walk downstairs and see Mabel standing behind the counter staring at some boy holding a letter, I usually wouldn't even care since this exact scenario has happened like 7 times now, but this specific boy looks oddly similar to the boy in the first episode of 'Tourist Trapped'.

'Welp time to meet some gnomes.' I mentally sigh and walk over to the counter, "Is this another attempt for summer romance?" I ask while standing next to Mabel.

"He's looking at it! He's looking at it!" Mabel whispers, "I rigged it!"

"Mabel I know you're going through your whole boy crazy faze but aren't you kinda overdoing it with the 'Crazy' part?"

"Mock all you want, brother, but I got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now. Mabel says.

'I'm getting real Deja vu vibes from this' I think to myself, while Gruncle Stan walks through the door Mabel was pointing at, "Aww! Why?!" Mabel shouts and I just laugh.

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A couple hours ago Mabel introduced her boyfriend, and honestly what did she see in that guy?

Well guys... but anyway I'm currently sitting on my bed in the attic while Mabel and Normal-man are outside playing frisbee, I reach under my bed and take out my journal and turn the pages until I reach a drawing of my 2 journals.

I'm thinking of using some size altering crystals to modify the books so they can change sizes making them easier to keep on my person, like I would be able to make the books small enough to be connected to a arm band.

"I should probably take the mystic amulet this week since stuff gets crazy soon".

I sigh and talk to myself "I cant find any artifacts because the second journal is the one filled with that knowledge, making this one practically worthless to me, well I guess it gives me weaknesses on monsters, I should try and get the first one too, I might be able to find a way to tame mythical creature in it since that's what the book contains most of"

I stand up and look out the window and see Norman and Mabel leaving towards the forest, 'Time to bash some gnome head in'.

I head over to my wardrobe and take a baseball bat out, I then I walk over to Mabel's side of of our room and take a pair of scissors and put them into my pocket. I run downstairs and out the door,

I see Wendy driving up to the Mystery Shack and ask for the cart, "Yeah make sure not to hit any pedestrians" she says and walks away.

I hop into the cart and drive off.

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I am driving through the woods until I hear a scream for help, knowing it's Mabel I speed up and arrive to a grotto and see a bunch of gnomes trying to pin Mabel down and failing miserably.

I jump out of the cart and run towards the gnome I believe is named Jeff, "Get off my sister you weirdo's!" I shout and before any gnome can even react to my presence I swing the baseball bat in my hand and hit Jeff square in his face, I turn around and pull the scissors from my pocket and cut the ropes tying Mabel down.

"Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes!" she shouts while standing up, "Yeah I can tell, but you can explain what happened after we get out of here" I respond while running with Mabel close behind.

"Don't just stand there! Chase after them!" I hear a gnome shout who I assumed was Jeff, I jump into the drivers seat and Mabel sits next to me.

"He's getting away with our queen! No! No!" I hear Jeff shout and since the cart was facing the grotto I saw the damage I did to him, he lost like half his teeth and he was bleeding from every hole on his face.

"Oh god I think I hit him to hard" I say and start the cart, "You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy! Gnomes of the forest: ASSEMBLE!" Jeff barley manages to say.

I then see a bunch of gnomes seemingly pop out of nowhere and start stacking up forming the hulking monstrosity from the show. I reverse out of the grotto, and using my very advanced driving skills turn the cart around and hit the gas.

"Hurry, before they come after us!" Mabel shouts and I shout back, "I can't make this go any faster!"

I turn around and see the gnomes stacked on top of each other with Jeff on top controlling the whole thing, "All right, teamwork, guys. Like we practiced!", he shouts.

'Holy crap that looks way scarier in real life, well as real as anime could look like but whatever' I think to myself while Mabel is shouting at me to move.

I drive the cart to the left just in time for the gnomes to smash their arm next to us, the gnomes that made the arm scatter all of the floor and then they run back to the rest of the gnomes and reform it's arm.

I turn back and look ahead of me and just ignore the gnome and keep driving, suddenly the roof above the cart ripped open and a gnome fell through, "Oh crap" I shout and pick it up by its beard and throw it off the cart.

"I can see the shack down this hill" Mabel shouts but then I see a tree fly over us...

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