28 # 28: Attracting A Loli.

# 28: Attracting A Loli.

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I am sitting down in the living room, looking at the vial filled with Fake Phoenix Mutagen I created from Phoenix Tears.

It's not made from a genuine phoenix so the effects are going to be subpar at best, but recently I proved that my blank essence working on mutagens after they're introduced to my system.

I have always been heavy due to Minotaur mutagen increasing my bone density. But I discovered that I am rapidly losing weight but once I checked my bones, they were stronger than before.

Also, I noticed I can shrug off any magic below ultimate rank at the moment. I wish I could find a good mutagen to get physical resistance.

I don't even know if that is a thing.

I don't know what is going to happen with Incubus mutagen but there are no changes on my body yet.

So it doesn't matter if this phoenix mutagen is weak, in due time it will be strong as hell. It's too bad that phoenixes went extinct. (At least to my knowledge.)

"Jacob, what's that?" Asia hugs me from behind her head resting on my shoulder.

"It's a fake phoenix mutagen. It should enhance my regeneration." Asia just nods even though she didn't listen. She's too busy sniffing me.

Taking a syringe I injected the mutagen, there was a mild burning sensation before it went away.

'Huh it was really weak wasn't it?'

"How did it go?"

"Good enough I guess. At least I didn't catch on fire."

*Giggle*

"Well, Jacob did you forget what day is it?"

"What?"

"We're cleaning the pool! You need to be there as our advisor." Asia pouts.

"Right, the pool got dirty since Issei stopped getting detention..." Well, I will never pass the chance of seeing Asia in her swimsuit.

"Well, go, Asia." It was a fun day, I applied sunscreen on Asia, she appreciated my perfectly shaped body. then we swam a little before retreating to our seats.

The ORC was having their own thing. Issei got pestered into teaching Koneko how to swim.

Jeanne cornered Kiba, afterward, we didn't see them but I can guess what happened to them.

Rias and Akeno were talking with Xenovia who failed to seduce(rape) Issei.

It was a fun day.

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A couple of days later I learned that since Rias proved herself to be strong enough, she got permission to unseal her shut-in vampire servant.

I don't know how they're going to take him out of his room though.

But that is for later in the day, today is the class visiting day for parents and I have a class for Sona and Rias.

"Sensei what's up with that evil grin? I don't feel safe." Sona is trembling while hugging herself.

"Just thinking about how I got your class for the visitation."

"Oh no..."

"Oh yeah!"*In Koolaid Man voice*

The class itself was a masterpiece where I managed to deliver my best in both teasing and teaching at the same time.

The first one to fall was Sona since I sneaked Serafall in without Sona's knowledge and she learned Serafall's presence after the class has begun.

By that time it was already too late.

At some point Sirzechs couldn't keep his joy to himself and started giggling while taking photos, causing massive embarrassment to his dear Ria-tan.

Ahh, the joy of bullying children. Never gets old. I hope this spares me from the eventual talk between me and Satans on why in Lucifer's name I chose this school to work.

And stop them from asking why is Rias's peerage turning into nightmare fuel.

I can take on Serafall without problem but I can't say the same about Sirzechs. The dude can fight Gods from what I gathered.

I have yet to put a scratch on Sun Wukong, so I rather avoid fighting god-level people.

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By the time I went to ORC Gasper was already dragged out of the safety of his room and being pushed around by Issei and Saji for some reasons...

"Kids, why are you pushing Gasper around?" I pull Gasper towards me protecting him.

"Sensei, Issei claims Gasper is a guy. I refuse to believe it." I see Saji is in denial...

"Let me end this once and for all." I stop them from fighting.

Afterward, I did a quick hairdo and wore a lab coat to finish the look. One has to look the part for this bit.

"Gasper Vladi.

The mannerisms and voice of a girl...

No... more feminine than any girl.

but he's a guy.

Taller than Koneko, but so very thin...

but he's a guy.

Looks great in female uniform...

but he's a guy.

It's already twilight.

And yet, it's so hot.

The cicadas are crying.

but...

He's a guy."

"SENSEI!" Issei and Saji are in tears while the rest of the males in the room are nodding solemnly. The female population except Rias is confused.

Rias has been recording me like a starved fan after I put on the lab coat. So I might get famous on DeviTube...

"Sensei, I figured you would have trouble with Gasper but you seem fine?"

"My hatred is for pure vampires not Dhampirs like Gasper." Rias let out a relieved sigh after hearing that.

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After learning Gasper's problem and examining his personality, I realized that my training methods are not suited for him.

The poor kid might just die from fear if he learns what I did to his teammates.

So, we used soap bubbles to train his Sacred Gear. Also as someone who can use a similar power I gave him much needed advice on how to use his powers.

The rest was a bit taken back since I am being gentle with Gasper but they nodded in understanding after Gasper got afraid of a bubble popping near him and lost control.

My day would have been perfect if not for Azazel popping out randomly to give his own advice only to get chased by our pet Cerberus.

At least he managed to invite me to the peace conference before Cerberus tore off his pants forcing him to teleport away.

Haha, this baby is strong as Azazel now. Although it refuses to get near me anymore, it was worth training it.

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"Jacob I am already aware that your common sense is a bit different than normal but why did you kidnap a loli?" Asia calls out from the house as I am parking the car.

"What do you mean I didn't kidnap any loli..." I get inside only to see a black-haired goth loli munching on my secret stash(It's cookies)

"There's a loli in the house." I point out.

"I can see that Jacob, what are we going to do if you don't know her? Should we take her to the police station?"

"No wait, she's not human look at her eyes." Yes, she has reptilian eyes indicating she's not human.

"Dragon?"

"It seems like it." Getting closer I started patting her head. It's rule 1 in the law of loli. 'Loli shall receive head pats.'

She looked confused for a second before closing her eyes, her face showing a minuscule amount of satisfaction.

"The easiest way to conquer a loli. Headpats and snacks." I nod sagely.

"Why do you have such knowledge, Jacob?"

"I do have a little sister..." Afterward, I and Asia took turns to pamper this silent dragon loli until she started talking.

[AN: Remember MC only has bits of information about DxD.]

I legit screamed after learning her identity... Ophis! I didn't know one of the strongest beings in this world being a loli!

Well, it makes sense when you consider where this world was based from but still...

She's here to invite me to her terrorist organization to take down "Baka Red"

The way she said that with a pout was so cute.

But I had to delay my answer, I rather not join a terrorist organization and I can't openly refuse a being that can pulverize me with a casual wink.

In the end, she left a small snake to me saying this is a small part of what she can grant me, and left.

I of course put that snake into a vial and hid it in my hammerspace. I will make a mutagen out of it later...

Although it might take an eternity for it to process since it carries the concept of infinity.