12 # 12: Turns Out Odin Is A Pervert.

# 12: Turns Out Odin Is A Pervert.

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Well, here I am looking at the rainbow road. It looks like the MCU version huh who would have thought it is almost as if the author is slacking off.

"How long are you going to stand there Witcher?" Heimdall calls out to me.

"Shh Idris Elba I'm having a fanboy moment here." I make a hushing sign with my hands so I can enjoy the view.

"Who?" Damn it Heimdall let me have this!

"You can see everyone right, look it up." Feeling annoyed I just told him this not expecting what follows.

His eyes went wide and he started running away while muttering things like "not this again." and "how he has to kill another innocent for his looks."

I might have unintentionally killed this world's, Idris Elba...

F for Idris Elba.

He won't do it right, he is the purest of them all, he won't kill someone just because they look alike... RIGHT?

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Seeing that my supposed test for entry/guide is no longer available I decided to roam around myself, it's not my problem their gatekeeper wasn't doing his job.

So I started to roam around bought some souvenirs and alcohol for the girls and some toys for the kids.

I spend some time in one of the bars watching two people throwing daggers while drunk... It ended up with someone losing their hand followed by a bar fight which I avoided and left the place.

Unfortunately, my fun was cut short by Hilda.

"JACOB WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"A screeching Hilda barges through the crowd and pulls me away.

Thank God for hammerspace it would be hard to explain the shopping bags.

"You told me I can get help from Asgard if I convinced Heimdall." I remind her.

"And did you managed to convince him?"

"Would he even let me pass otherwise?" I use reason.

"Sorry, you're right." It's super effective even if I lied.

"So are you going to help me?"

"Sure but we need to see the Allfather first he was the one that helped the creation of the Witcher Signs." Odin huh, I guess I am lucky that today is Wednesday.

"Let's go then."

"Sure, he should be in his throne room he works a full day on Wednesdays." Going to the palace I was expecting to wait for hours but we were welcomed by an old, bearded man with a monocle I guess that's Odin should I be bowing?

"Ahh right, on-time follow me we have a lot to talk and no need with that bowing nonsense, now come on."He seems pretty chill.

We went to a room where we were offered to sit Hilda seemed disturbed by the fact she is offered to sit on the same table with her chief god.

"Don't be shy Hilda I won't bite, sit down."

"Ah.... no .. I, I can't."

"If I say sit down then you should sit down." Odin says again while releasing some pressure, like damn. It appears I am no match for him yet.

Is this a show of power?

"Yes, Allfather!"

"Now Witcher boy let's talk. How was your life until now?"

"It was okay I think, could have been better but I am not complaining."

"Good, good now give your hand here let me look at the state of your body." I gave him my hand it's not like he needed to ask but he seems serious enough.

I was expecting a pervert you know since this world is based on an ecchi novel.

"Hmm your signs reached maximum capacity we need to merge them into your magic circle, Göndul and little Rossweisse can handle that, their family is one of the best when it comes to Norse Magic.

Sadly I don't have time to personally guide you, anyway I can see that you unlocked your Touki but there's something you need to know about it. Witcher's touki differs from regular touki due to mutations and all those mutagens, so you need a real master like Sun Wukong or Yasaka to teach you.

Here's my deal for you kid, you will stay here for some time and learn from Göndul and Rossweisse then merge your signs into your magic circle. Afterward, you must find someone that can teach you senjutsu."

"I am grateful and all but may I ask why are you going all this trouble for me?"

"Sigh, I had hand in destroying the Witcher formula and their demises since they slowly turned into killers for hire.

I thought it was because they were witchers but turns out the whole world was changing and they're just adapting to it.

I just want to make sure you develop right. Think it like I am redeeming myself."

"Ok." I can't say anything, although it came out like I was mocking him.

"Don't worry I didn't take it the wrong way, Hilda take him to Göndul, maybe he would even get along with your daughter.

Poor girl even got herself a nickname because she never had a boyfriend." Seeing my awkward expression Odin cleared it up.

"Why didn't she have any boyfriend before and why that matters in the first place?" I ask with confusion.

"Ahh, you must've never had a girlfriend neither." What is up with that pitying expression old man?

"Your words wound me, old man."

"Haha see Hilda they will get along just fine."

"Maybe."

"Do you have any questions, Jacob?" Odin asks I guess he's going to end the conversation.

"There's something concerning my adopted family." I mean they pretty much adopted me at this point.

"Ah, small matters I will send a Valkyrie to them. By the way, Hilda have you paid for the law of surprise yet?" Oh shit, Odin please don't trigger flags like that.

"No." Hilda's smile stretched a bit further at the mention of this, following anime logic I am going to guess she needs to give me her daughter.

Let's just hope she didn't run into herself, I don't know if it's possible but I would expect anything from this world.

I guess it was also my fault to tempt fate, I mean look at Geralt he got a cute daughter at the end of it.

I am getting a potential wife and I have yet to meet her. Although I don't see myself marrying someone because of such reason.

"Stop being a coward Hilda, just tell the truth also tell Frigg I am going to Oppai Club." I WANT MY RESPECT BACK HE IS A PERVERT!