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Football legend: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you. Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me! Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Smug face! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boot! Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together! Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: So what about us younger ones? Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

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Chapter 204: This Time It's a Real Trip Back to My Mother's House

"You've really fallen! To think you're addicted to women! You're only fifteen! You're setting an incredibly bad example for all young people! Your reputation is completely ruined…"

Nearly a month had passed since the Oscar ceremony.

Every time Deng Kai was alone with Ronaldo, Ronaldo would still verbally lambast him.

So much so that, in order to get Ronaldo to say something new, Deng Kai took the initiative to buy him every issue of the Bola newspaper, to let him plagiarize, oh no, to learn and imitate some truly high-level trash-talking.

Look at the headlines in each issue of the Bola newspaper, so powerful!

"Deng Kai's love for vanity, Hathaway wasn't crowned and Deng Kai wouldn't date her, but the moment she was, he went straight in for the kiss!"

"Hathaway in unfortunate relationship, Deng Kai's fundamental beliefs clash with the spirit of contemporary North American women, he discriminates between the sexes, even choosing to use the men's bathroom!"