Three What?

Shugo: Just us four left.

Shugo disappears then reappears behind Ray. Then smacks ray up the head so hard ray flies off the mountain. Ray ends up catching himself by grappling to the mountain.

Ray: I wish I could bitch slap people off a mountain.

Shugo: and then there were three

Ray climbs back on the top of the mountain.

Ray: three what? Beers on the wall. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall!

Renjiro: not this again.

Ray: 2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall!

Shugo: what the hell is going on.

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Ray: 1 bottle, of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer! Take it down and pass it around, No more bottles of beer on the wall!

Renjiro: finally he's almost finished.

Shugo: SHUT UP. YOU STUPID GENIN!

Ray: No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer! Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!

Renjiro: Thank god. Nanami how are your ears not bleeding.

Nanami: I'm used to it. My dad drinks a lot.

Ray: 1 MORE TIME. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Shugo: WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!

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Shugo: I killed my whole village because people kept trying to talk to me. Image what I'm going to do to you.

Renjiro: wait a second. Elaborate on this killing your whole village thing.

Shugo: I'm an extreme introvert. I don't know how to talk to people. People would say hi, and try to have a conversation with me. I would just freeze up whenever they wanted me to say something. My parents told everybody I was just shy. As I got older I still didn't talk. People thought I was handicapped. Which I was fine with. No one disliked me because of their stupid pity. Then my father tried to get me around people more. So that I wouldn't be so shy. Every day more and more. He would embarrass me. Nothing my parents did would work. So they hired a specialist. The specialist was not what he seemed. He tortured me for 16 hours a day until I passed out. He changed me into a sociopath. I realized how people really are. They have no place in their villages for different. So I killed them. Then traveled up here to get what I always wanted. Sweet sweet solitude. I did love my family though. I almost couldn't kill them. Ray: You monster. You only stay up for 16 hours before passing out. You're so weak. I could beat you in my sleep. Wait how are you able to talk now then?