Big Mommy Engri

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In the throne room sat the Witch Queen. Her throne was set on a higher level, letting her look down on her audience. A leafless tree sat behind her throne and is where her birds roost. Two skulls of stags decorate the wall below her throne; the skulls are set in inwreathes, and flames burn between their antlers.

Her eyes were closed, giving her a look of a silent gothic statue. But suddenly, her eyes shot open. A tinge of anger and annoyance was apparent inside of them. "Who dares sneak into my territory."

Her angry and annoyed looks and blood magic overlapped with a certain vampire big mommy who could suck anyone's body dry in minutes. (Lady Dimitrescu)

"Mother, an explosion went off where Lady Vanessa was imprisoned" A fair witch teleported in and kneeled in front of her Big Mama Queen. Not even daring to look at her, she continued, "Mother, I await your orders."

The Mother Witch somberly looked at the NPC witch that arrived in her throne room (How did he escape my ravens? Who was that black silhouette?) She was in deep thought right now; the feeling that someone that stepped on her pride which was as enormous as her big mommy ass, sent rage down her core.

She needs to show this mother fucker his place.

She conjured a crystal ball and tried to scout off the intruder with her 'witchy powers.' But all the crystal ball showed was pure darkness, back as if void.

Perturbed by this unexpected outcome, she stood up herself in order to confront this sneaky son of a bitch. (How did he escape my eyes?)

It was a sensation she had never felt before because nobody had ever managed to escape her sight. She could see the fate of all; she was supposed to be omniscient.

This was unacceptable; she teleported to the crime site in Itachi style and, while floating, looked down on the forest from above. (It's cool and all, but I can't see shit because of these leaves)

But she wasn't the one to get down just because she couldn't see anything; powerful people needed regal solutions; she sent her ravens to 'see' on her behalf, giving her a look of an arrogant ruler who even considers 'seeing' beneath her.

Her daughter, Vanessa, was gone, nowhere to be seen; she could sense remaining traces of spatial magic remaining in the literal tree house. (Someone opened a portal here without my detection?)

(Who the fuck intruded here?) She was genuinely confused now. Never had she ever been so thoroughly outplayed by anyone.

After searching the entire area and finding nothing, she went inside the previous treehouse to investigate. Everything was the same as before if one excluded the giant hole inside the wall. She began checking for the traces of magic that she could find.

(Whoever it was, it took this girl with it, does that person knows of the powers she possesses?)

No traces of magic was left in the entire room; the trails were the same spatial magic she had sensed before. (This is impossible to hide the trace from my eyes!! I refuse to accept defeat in this way!!)

She searched more intricate details in the space itself, maxing out her mana zone in a small area to search for a trace of magic, anything to preserve her shattered pride.

She finally found it, a lead to the intruder! (Hah, this was a piece of work, but I won) "Hahahhaha," she arrogantly laughed and wiped her sweat.

The thing she found was on the wall, opposite the giant hole that Nacht made; it looked like something was covering the real truth; after a minute of fiddling with the point of interest, she finally figured it out.

Shadow's mana was veiling something on the wall as if to not reveal the secret. "DOES thAT MOTherFUCKER thINKS that HE CouLD HIDE SomeTHinG FRoM me, the GREaT mother Witch????"

She dispelled the mana veil only to see something that made her lose her sanity. There was a roughly drawn painting that looked drawn by a retard on the wall. The witch queen coughed blood after seeing the painting.

It was a painting of a dick with two hairy balls hanging on the bottom; the rough image was also giving a slight undertone of mockery. "HEEEE DAAAAAREEEESS!"

[Just imagine the drawing of dick everybody made in out friends notebooks]

The Mother Witch was going haywire inside the log house; her screams could be heard in the entire Witches' Forest, and everyone could sense the anger of Mother Witch. All of the witches were shitting bricks right now.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" she screamed again and sent a full power mana explosion in her surroundings to fully destroy the existence of the Log house.

"Mother is furious that her daughter is kidnapped," said one of the soldier witch

"No matter how ruthless, she is a mother in the end."

"How do we appease her right now?"

"I am not going there. She will suck me dry"

"Yea, just leave her alone; she'll be fit in a jiffy."

"hmm"

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On the other side of the globe, Julius was again dodging his responsibilities like a 'responsible' dad. Right now, he was peeping on magic bulls to satisfy his 'curiosity,' then he sensed something odd in the area.

(A new type of magic??) He teleported to the source of the fluctuation and saw a young delinquent-looking man fishing on a boat; he was sometimes using his weird 'black' magic to kill some of the fish.

Seeing this, Julius got excited and teleported on his boat; the young man sensed fluctuation in the force with his 'ki' and used it to predict Julius' arrival destination and attacked with his fishing rod.

"WOWWWW, WHAT KIND OF TRICK THAT WASSSS????? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME, ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE" Julius began to act like 'Julius' and began ranting

"Holy shit, a motherfucking mugger in the middle of the ocean. What do you need, you asshole?" The delinquent-looking boy was surprised that the creepy dude in front of him stopped his attack, no the rod just froze in time.

"I AM NOT A MUGGER; TELL ME, BOY, WHAT's YOUR NAME???"

The boy, not seeing any way out of the situation, chose to reply, "Yami, Yami Sukehiro."

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