Hello New World

So here I am rewatching Dragon Ball Super Broly for the 11th time, and if anyone is wondering why I'm watching it so many times, it's because my mother and sister are dead after a car accident on the way back home.

My Dad left to get milk over a decade ago and still hasn't come back, what a prick I know right.

After he left it was mostly my Mum who did the most work with my sister after her, I, on the other hand, didn't do jack shit to help out because for some dumb reason I didn't feel like it and instead I drowned myself in the world of manga and anime.

My Mum was a real-estate agent but she never had the best luck so selling a property was quite hard for her but when she did sell something it was always worth a lot so that kept us stable for a long time then my genius older sister invented something that would change the whole world.

Full-dive technology, she made it for fun at first but when she started to post it on social media someone gave her the bright idea of making a company and sell it around the world, so she did and is now one of the richest people in the world.

Now, this is where my small part in this family comes in I am the leach, the one who just sits in the back being antisocial, because of my sister our family always gets the newest version of the full-dive tech before anyone and I'm always the first one using it since I have nothing better to do.

She and I loved each other as much as I was willing to admit, but we did we were siblings after all and I'd feel like a dick if I wasn't at least semi-nice to her.

Now let's go back a bit in time before they died.

====Flashback no Justsu====

"Hey, Bro we're having take out, what do you want" I heard my sis call out, but I ignored her like most days.

I could never understand why she wanted to talk to me so much, I've never talked to her more than necessary.

I reached over to the headset which had all of my full-dive games stored on it, putting it on my head I lay down on my bed ready to enter the virtual world.

The door to my room opens revealing a dark-haired beauty in a business outfit "Hey I was talking to you".

"I know and?"

"Just tell me what you want I have a meeting after dinner so don't make this any harder please" She pleaded with me.

"I'll just have what your having then, now go I have things to kill"

"You need a girlfriend who can take your boring attitude and make you love something else other than videogames"

"You made this and I'm using it so that's your fault, now shoo I need to buy something"

She rolled her blue eyes and walk away but not before getting the last word in "Love you, Bro".

'Love you too sis' Never am I going to say those words to her as she would forever rub it in my face.

Now I could finally start up my game, Retry City, not the most inventive name but it gets its point across, you do a lot of retrying.

Now for the nauseating part, a flood of light burned into my eyes blinding me for a few seconds and once I opened my eyes I was now in the city.

"AHHHHH" *SPLAT*

And that is why we have parachutes kids, I walked over the dead body and went to the nearest store for some snacks and since every store that isn't a clothing, weapon, vehicle or slave market sells the same stuff I can go to any of the close ones, and there are a lot of close ones.

Passing by the clothing store I stopped in front of a mirror that was leaning against the glass and made sure my avatar was still the same I don't want some random event to change something on it after all.

My avatar was pretty basic in the sense of style for the world, dark green cargo pants which I got for the pockets which in this world can hold nearly anything in them as long as it's a single item, so the more pocket the better, I also had nice leather trench coat that had dozens of pockets on the interior for maximum pocket efficiency. My face wasn't that different from my actual face with black hair and blue eyes just like my sister on an above-average face if I were to grade myself.

Alright enough admiring myself time to go get those snacks and then the new truck I wanted, but I don't have any money on me so to the back first.

The sound of a revving truck grabbed my attention and it was coming from right behind me. I turned around and saw the truck which I was going to get but it seems like it came to me instead.

The ball crusher 2000 was a monster truck with two massive wrecking balls chained to it which could be shot out in any direction making the ultimate fuck you to the asshole tailgating you.

"Hey EmeraldShithead were here for that bounty on your ass!" say hello to Dob, he's the guy who wants my head because I have the highest bounty in the game, after all, how did I get it you wonder, well after I committed mass genocide on all of the noobs in the game and proceeded to go on a killing spree that lasted for several hours.

"It's EmeraldDragon and I don't swing that man" I began walking to him, let's see just how dumb he really is.

"Oh ho ho, you're dead now motherfucker!"

"Call me that after I fuck your mum, OK" I said giving him an OK hand sign.

"ARGHH"

He stepped on the gas and floored it coming straight at me, OK he's seriously dumb this is the hundredth time he's tried ramming me and it never ends well for him.

A huge canon with two barrels materialised on the top of the truck and they both fired out even bigger wrecking balls that had chains leading back to the canon.

'Alright let's see, should I dodge to the right or should I dodge to the right' I kept on walking to him with no regard for the balls of destruction coming right at me.

"I know how about over!" I jumped over them and landed on the ofter side but then they came flying back.

'Well, I just had a lightbulb of an idea' Just as the balls were about to hit me I hopped a few inches back and grabbed a chain while resting my back on the ball behind me letting it carry me to my goal.

"Oh, shit," Dob said sweating his ass off.

"Oh, shit indeed" Leaning forward I pushed off the Ball and crashed through the windshield and landing comfortably in the passenger seat next to Dob with my feet crossed on the dashboard.

I reached into one of my many pockets and pulled out a comically small revolver "You know what this can do so get out, now" I added with an edge to my voice.

"O-OK man I'm getting out" He fell out of the truck and I could finally drive it for free no less.

"Thanks, Dob" I said driving off.

"It's DickObsuringBod damn it!"

'Ok so now that's over I'm going to need to get this windshield fixed and get a new paint job on this thig'

I drove over to the bank and which had a safe zone for the parking lot outside so people don't lose their vehicles.

Parking I hopped out and walked over to the back shooting a few more bounty hunters on my way in 'I though that they made a notice for bounty hunters not to try and get my bounty and only Dob was dumb enough to try, well whatever'.

"No lines for once, that's nice" I came up to the counter where a man who looked suspiciously like Ryan Renyolds was standing.

"Hey Guy just the usual million again"

"Hey ED how are you and here you go" He said passing over a card that had 1,000,000 flashing on it.

"Not too bad Dob tried for my bounty again and failed again" I said rolling my eyes after each again. "Well gotta go Guy have a new track to top up".

"OK bye and don't have a good day, have a great day"

Leaving the bank I came face to face with a group of armed men. "Don't mind me guys just on my way out".

"Stay right where you are shithead" A squeaky voice came out from behind that mask.

"Pftt... what are you twelve and why is everyone calling me a shithead"

He didn't say anything and aimed his gun at me, and before he could pull the trigger his entire torso was gone, the reason why he exploded into noting is because of my tiny revolver.

"Billy!"Another squeaky voice came out.

'Oh no, they're all squeakers'

"For being squeakers on my server... your all just asking for death" I aimed at the others and blew them apart before they even knew what was happening.

"Dumbasses"

My menu opened up and exited me from the game 'nonono the truck it'll despawn'.

*DING DONG* *KNOCK KNOCK*

'It's probably something Mum ordered nothing worth getting out of bed for.

Just as I was about to put turn the headset back on a voice from outside shouted inside. "Mister Edward Eldred this is the police can you come out we need to talk with you"

'Shit the police have I done something, no I haven't left the house in a while so what is it' Taking the headset off and putting it on the nightstand I walked over to the door and opened it.

"Hello, Edward... can we come in this might be a little distressing for you to hear" I moved out of the way to let them in and we went over to the lounge.

We sat in silence, I didn't want to ask them anything, I'm always nervous around people I don't know or unless I'm in a game but that's different.

"Edward this is going to be hard to take in but..." They didn't finish so their partner did.

"Your Mother and sister have passed away in a car accident"

'what'

"Listen I know this will take some getting used to but-"

I ran away back to the only safe place I knew, my room.

"Please wait" I could hear them being held back by their partner.

'This can't be real'

====Flashback end====

And that was the being of the end for me, the first thing I did was go on a murderous rampage in Retry City and I'm pretty sure my mental health has gone to shit, and I might be considered insane but that doesn't matter anymore.

I indulged myself in manga and anime it gave me a release from the world that nothing else could, I, of course, had a few favourites as anyone would but a few stood out to me like Dragon Ball and Naruto, both of their families are gone as well so I guess I felt a small connection with them.

After a few weeks, I started to leave the house for once, I don't know why I did but I think I needed something to do other than constantly read and watch anime.

I was in a park reading a manga when she came along, blond wavy hair and a face almost a pretty as my sister was.

"Hey are you reading Dragon Ball" I closed it and put it away and stood to get away but she stopped me.

"Wait I wasn't teasing you I was just curious" She stood in front of me defiantly.

'Just let me be' I went to move around her but she stepped in front of me again.

"Hey wanna go out?"

'What the hell' I finally got around her and speed up my walking speed.

"Come on please, here have my number" She forced a folded paper slip into my hand which stung a little bit, I think I grabbed a corner of it too hard, I didn't want her number so I gave it back to her by throwing it at her.

"Let's meet up at the dinner down the street over there, OK" She snatched the note out of the air without even looking.

"What are you doing" My raspy voice came out.

"Asking you out dummy"

"No"

"How about I pay for it all?"

"No" I then picked up my pace until I got back home without her following me.

Once I got inside I just went to bed with my clothes still on seriously

====Night time====

"Hey wake up" I felt a jolt of pain sear into my arm like someone was cutting it.

I tried opening my eyes but there was a blindfold covering them, I felt tight ropes strangling my wrists and ankles and a gag in my mouth.

"Shhh don't struggle just let it happen" A hand made its way into my pants and grabbed my dick.

"Well mini-you is pretty big" The familiar voice came again as it pulled my pants down.

"Do you remember me, I asked you out and you said no, how could you!" She licked my ear, but my leg exploded in pain as a hot blade forced its way in.

"ARGGG" I screamed through the gag.

"You must be curious of how I got in and tied you up, well when I passed you my number I may have injected a drug into that puts you to sleep so once I followed you home I broke my way in and tied you up, simple huh" She jumped onto my lap.

"And now I'm going to have some fun with you it's a shame that you won't be able to feel any of it though"

'Wait, what' Then I felt a knife ram its way through my lungs and into my heart.

"Shh shh, it will all be over soon"

She wasn't wrong a few seconds of agonizing pain I choked out one last blood-filled cough and died.

====Somewhere over the rainbow====

'OK that was painful and I never what that to happen again, seriously what a bitc-'

"Hello"

"AHH" I jumped away from the voice and looked back at the thing that made my soul go and get milk like dad.

"Hello there" It said again the thing that spoke couldn't quite be called a human or described.

"Umm... Hi"

"Welcome to, actually there is no point in doing this since you'll be gone in a few minutes anyway"

"Who are you?" I asked.

"I am God" If it could pose I think it would be the superman pose.

"O... K?"

"Do not worry since you will have another chance at life in a world of your choosing with three wishes"

'Wishes world what is going on this makes no sense' I thought to myself

"Of course it does just tell me your wishes and the world you want to go to and Voilà"

"I don't exactly think someone like me deserves this but whatever, can I have a second to think" I tried asking politely, and didn't he just read my mind.

"Of course and I don't see any reason for you to have these wishes I mean look here" A clipboard with hundreds of pages on it appeared in front me, it had my name on it and a picture of me, the paper flipped over to a page titled Karma and a chart which had next to nothing "See right... there..."

"You are the brother of Alexandra Eldred, yes?"

"Yeah why"

"Well when she came through she had enough Karma to spin the wheel of ultimate power and you at most have enough for a singe pathetic wish, without even being able to pick which world"

'This is very bad'

"Ahem, thank you for bringing this to my attention, if you were to have had more than one wish I would have to erase you so for showing me this I will let you have a detailed wish but nothing more"

I sat there thinking for a while, thinking about how I could get the most out of the only wish I had.

"Ok I want to become a Dragon, that can grant wishes for himself, has an infinite energy source, and devour anything, living or non-living and gaining its abilities, and the Dragon I become must be from the universe I'm thinking of" Take that karma, hows that for one wish.

"That can be done"

A light started to fill my vision and I thought and the Dragon ball universe I wonder which Dragon I'm gonna be maybe a hulked up Porunga or perhaps a universal sized Dragon like Super Shenron, or maybe keeping it simple with Shenron, let's just hope it's not that skink Toronbo.

"I wish for the most comfortable pair of panties!" A talking pig shouted at me, but I just swatted him into the ground with my brand new whiskers.

"So it was Shenron huh nice" Looking back at my body I saw that I was enormous, much bigger than the original Shenron, and the end of my body came down to seven glowing balls.

"Umm hello, Dragon?" A blue midget called out.

"What?, I want to get out of here and start exploring so don't waste my time"

"Uh, we-well you s-see I wish to be the empo-"

He couldn't finish as he was turned into red and blue paste from a single tap from my whisker, I could get used to this. Everyone around me was horrified, and I can't exactly blame them, most of them are teenagers and haven't seen a dead body or what's left of one.

"He took too long" I focused my attention back onto the ball, 'If I got my wish then I should be able to consume even the dragon balls I wonder what will happen to me, well time to find out'.

I dove down and grabbed the balls with my tongue, my tail followed them so I pulled it out and after about 10 seconds my tail was free of the still glowing balls and I shoved them down my gullet.

I could feel them dematerialising in my throat and becoming a part of me, a new power washed over me like I was becoming one with myself, that's a new feeling.

Well, time to test out this new power, granting my own wish shouldn't be too hard if I will it to happen it should, so let's test it out on the storm.

I force my will onto the reality of this universe, my eyes flash a blood-red crimson and the storm disappears.

'Oh, that felt good'

"HELLO, CAN WE HAVE OUR WISH NOW!" I could hear a noisy insect below me, who I knew to be Bulma.

"No, I'm playing with my powers here or are you blind"

"Just give me my damn wish!"

The moon shone down at me, and an idea came to me. Doing the same as I did with the storm but a tad different I carved a massive hand on the moon with it flipping everyone off.

"That's your answer now I'm going to space, gotta find stronger things to eat after all"

And on that note, I took off and quickly found myself in space... lost.

'Didn't think that through did I, well that's what wishes are for' Wishing for a map of the universe didn't take long as long as I thought it would but hey I'm happy I can even do this I went from being stabbed by necrophiliac to a being which can do whatever he wants basically god, that's pretty good if you ask me.

'Alright where to first Frieza's home or maybe the Namekian dragon balls they might give me a new ability'.

"So you're the one who was tampering with reality" And this is where my god complex dies, turning around I ran into the one being I was nowhere near ready for Whis.

"How are you talking in space?"

"Don't dodge the question were you the one" Chill Whis if you look any more threatening you're gonna scare a planet to death.

"Well I might have been" I said twiddling my fingers, I know that I can manipulate fundamental forces but Whis just ignores them all together I could maybe if I created a black hole big enough to destroy a universe but Whis could sneeze and blow up the multiverse, I'm not at his level yet.

"Alrighty then please grab on, we need to have a talk" He said turning his back to me.

I reluctantly touched his back with my claw which was, by the way, 10 times his height.

Why do I feel like someone is laughing at my misfortune?

====Somewhere back over the rainbow====

3rd POV

"I can't believe he got caught by Whis already hahahaha" A woman wheezed, holding her stomach.

"I know your brother is just like your mother hahaha" The indescribable form of God sat.

"Yep he's got just as much bad luck as her, I wonder when he'll notice hehe" She giggled.

"I'm not stopping you from going there you know"

"I know but this is Edwards journey, not mine"

"True... you do know that now he isn't so anti-social-"

"And I thank you for changing that about him"

"Your welcome and continuing now that he isn't so anti-social he will most likely find a lover" A clear tick mark appeared above her head.

"She's going to have to pass a few tests first before that happens"

"You are such a Bro-con"

A very visible blush appeared on her face "W-W-What are you talking about I don't feel anything for him!"

"I never said that you felt anything for him"

"Shut up and get the window open again I want to keep watching him" A still blushing Bro-con requested.

A Window opened to another world and showed two figures one colossal and the other in strange clothes, "Here you are... Bro-con"

"You're dead" A screeching orb of light formed in her open palm as she held it above her head.

God just put on a pair of earmuffs over what could be his head.

"Time for the show to truly begin"