"Ah, Adventurers! You're finally here. I've been waiting. I can't believe that you have managed to kill all of my subordinates and messed up all of my plans. But no matter. You foolishly decided to rush into my dungeon to slay me, but in the end, this will be your doom. I will kill you and-" "I roll to attack him while he's busy talking" "...Can you not do that? I had a whole monologue written out, and it is relevant to the plot-" "Yes! Nat 20!" "...Goddammit" _______________ Follow Sam, Matt, Nate, and Jacob as they travel a brand new world in the basement, fight hordes of enemies while eating pizza and somehow getting through every single situation because of good luck (yet still almost all die due to a single goblin) in D&D: Unertha _______________ Updates randomly because I'm a high school student with no free time