Chapter-1:The Average Isekai I Guess

Date-2/5/2056

Place:Tokyo, Japan

"Hello My Name Is Sashin Nakido, I'm A 18 Unemployed Person. Hold up….. Why Am I Telling Myself This? Wait I'm About To Die, Ain't I?"

At That Moment While Crossing The Street Without Looking(Like A Dumbass), He Was Suddenly Hit By A Truck.

"Wake Up! I Said Wake Up!"

"Huh Who Said That? Ain't I Suppose To Be In Heaven, Where Am I?"

"Hey Stupid."

"The Fu.."

"Be Quiet. Alright, Now Let Me Explain To You What Happened. Yes You Are Suppose To Be In Heaven But Due To Some Mixed Up With Dimensional Shit, You Are Here."

"Dimensional What?"

"We Don't Need To Get Into Further Details About That. Now That You Are Here…. I Don't Know Where We Are, But You Should Get Your Butt Going Now And Fight A Demon King Or Something ."

"What? How Am I Suppose To Do That?"

"*Disappointedly* Here You Want A Tutorial, Here's A Book!"

"Ummm….. How Do You Read Thi…"

"Welp Anyways I Should Get Going Now."

"Wait What, Hold On….." (While Holding On To Nothing)

*Hits The Ground Too Hard*

"Ouch… Well He Was No Help."

Sashin Is Disappointed At The Fact He Was Brought Here With His Consent With Dimensional Whatever. He Starts To Think Of A Plan.

"Maybe I Should Do As He Said…. Nah Ima Be Asshole And Do Something Else."

After That He Started To Walk Down A Random Path That Lead Him To A Cave.

"This Doesn't Look So Bad, Maybe There's Something I Can Use."

While Walking In He Did Not Notice The Damn Sign Above The Cave Saying Warning:Goblins, Don't Enter Like A Dumbass!

"It's Pretty Dark But…. Huh I Feel Something Squishy. It Has Teeth, Oh And A Knife, Wait What…"

Like A Idiot He Gets Himself Attacked By Goblins

"Ahhhh, Fuck! Someone Help! Stop Stabbing You Stupid Goblin! Here I Will Show You Hoe It Feels! Huh! How Does It Feel Like Get Stabbed Now!? Oh Wait I Just Killed These Things."

Not Realizing After Massacring The Goblins, He Made A Loud Enough Sound That Awaken The Chief.

"It Still Stings Like Hell, But Now Wha…"

*Gained Blade Mastery-5xp*

"The Fuck?"

*Gained Goblin Knowledge Of Language*

*Gain Understanding Of Knowledge"

"What The, My Brain Is Feeling Up With This Intelligence. Wait Is This What It Feels Like Being Smart?"

Without Knowing What It's Like To Be Smart, It Gave Him More Encouragement To Keep Killing Things.

"Maybe If I Kill More, I Can Get Smarter.

Hold Up, I Remember Having The Tutorial Book. Maybe I Can… Nope, Hold Up It Seems I Get The Knowledge Of The Language Of Whatever I Kill And Can Read Sections Of It. Or I'm Just Retarded And Drunk… Wait I Don't Drin…"

"*Goblin Rawr*(The Fuck I Put To Making A Roar For A Goblin)"

"What Was That?"

"Who Dares Enter My Domain And Make Such A Ruckus!?"

"No Need With The Fancy Talk Big Man…. Wait You're Not A Person."

"You Filthy Human, I Am The Great Goblin Chief Of This Cave, And You Dare Trespass On This Plain!"

"I'm Fucked, Ain't I?"

"Yes You Are!"

"AHHHH!!!! HELP!!!!! I NEED ACTUAL HELP THIS TIME!!!"

"You Small Loud Nuisance, Shut Up And Die!"

"IM SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE AND SPARE ME!!!"

"JUST SHUT UP!!!"

While Screaming And Running Endlessly They Start To Slow Down Because Of They're Exhausted For Running For Like 4 Hours!"

"You Know What?"

"Huh?"

"Let's Just Be Friends…."

"*Partially Blushing* ….. No Dumbass, Just Die."

"Oh Fuck."