Marvel/Dc: Villain Support
["Hello there.
A lot of you must be thinking, 'Who the fuck is this asshole and what the fuck is he doing in my screen?'
Well I'm here to tell you my friend, I have come to help you.
I hear you loud and clear.
What kind of help is this jackass talking about?
Let's see, I provide every kind.
Are you being chased by a brooding man in a bat costume?
Give us a call and we would zap you out of that place.
Is Daredevil breaking your bones or hurting you without your consent?
No problemo, we would sue him for that.
You are showering in the bath, enjoying your night but suddenly feel like somebody's watching you?
That's probably Superman taking a quick peek, yeah, no problem, we could sue him too.
Captain America is making problems in a black neighborhood?
That man is from 1940, what the fuck do you expect? God let's hope, he doesn't do that.
I'm kidding, he is not racist.
…I think.
Being chased by a murder clown?
You know what to do, give us a call.
Or you are simply stuck on a highway and in need of fuel or you are out of job and in dire need of money.
We got that too.
Still, you feel down, sad? Hopeless? Depressed?
Don't you worry, we will embrace you like 'the red piece of cloth embracing Superman's crouch', fucking tight.
We are the villain support.
You got a hero problem? A villain problem? Or any problem.
Give. Us. A. Call.
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End of commercial.
(Not a translation)
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