A superb interstellar empire management game where you start as Star Trek and end with Warhammer 40k. A game where you lead your empire through various scientific advancements, unity, and peac-....Oh..wait...

(*#!) - "Your sickening species is a definite proof the universe has a sense of humor, Terran."

The Bumerian Bandit Kingdom just insulted me....Eh...I will show them my empire's pacifistic ways....

by FORCE!

*Click Icon, select 'Declare War'*

Ah.... it is always so nice to introduce someone to the ways of the pacifist... like that time on Civ 1 when Gandhi himself introduced me to his ways of the nuke.

While I wait for the game to progress, I logged into my spacebattles account on a new browser tab to check for updates on my followed stories...

Meh... no updates.

Sufficient Velocity... meh still no updates...

QuestionableQuesting....STILL NO UPDATES!!!

No updates for a week. This week is bad and my day is ruined. Terrible week.

I was about to close the QQ tab when my attention was drawn into a sizeable ad at the corner named (POWER, POWER, POWA) with a picture of a skimpy Eldar in a bikini.

Hey! don't judge.... I find Space Elves incredibly sexy, and as I am a man of kultur, I clicked on it.

Horrible decision...

It was followed by an opening of an age-old nightmare..... a small window of a teleporting browser pop-up....of a huge spinning dong, looping with the music "You spin me round"

cue: googlehammer

What the fuuuuuuu...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!AAAA... damn you Slaaneshi internet trolls!!!

I immediately scrambled to press the X button futilely on the window several times until I face slapped myself for the idiocy of not using the task manager immediately.

Remember folks, if all else fails, use the task manager.

'Ctrl+Shift+Delete, click on the window named "Just as planned", then click 'End Task'' Easy peasy...

Then the pop-up disappeared and a new window appeared.

'WRITE YOUR OWN POWAS (MAX: 5)'

The new window has a subsequent character sheet with only three elements... Name, Gender, and Power/s in which I quickly filled.

Name: Dov Dunderbaus

Gender: Male

Power/s: Total Biomancy Control (Warp), Primarch Physiology + Biological PA Commander with full Database of Stellaris and PA tech, Had full knowledge and use of all Harry Potter magic branches (Wizard), Total Immunity to Chaotic Influence.

And....done... Then I clicked 'Submit' and the popup disappeared.

I was about to Alt+Tab back to my Stellaris game when a Blindingly bright pop-up shows up with GOLDEN WORDS in tow.

'I WILL WATCH YOUR CAREER WITH GREAT INTEREST'

'YOURS SINCERELY'

'ROB'

My thoughts on this were kind of scrambled:

1. Wait wut?

2. Who's ROB?

3. This is a joke....

Then the light from the pop-up steadily shines brighter and brighter until it encompasses my whole room.

What I felt can only be summed up in one meme.

*Chuckes* I'm in danger...

Then everything went black.

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Legacy of the Void Fleet

.... In a universe where starships rule supreme and galactic empires clash for dominance, Kallus, a visionary gamer and strategist, finds himself thrust into an extraordinary reality. Awakened aboard the [Obliterator-Class Star Dreadnought], a vessel born from his own imagination but perfected by a Supreme Being, Kallus must rise to command a fleet that could shape the fate of the cosmos. With a ship forged from mythical adamantium and [mithril alloys], powered by a [Transcendent Dark Matter Engine], and armed with weapons capable of annihilating entire fleets, the Obliterator is more than a warship—it’s a legend incarnate. But Kallus is not alone. Alongside him is the Red Empress, an advanced AI infused with a power of creation and knowledge itself, guiding him with missions that unlock untold power and potential. ........ Author's Note This is my first novel, and I’m still learning the craft of writing. You may notice some repetition or mistakes throughout the story—please understand that they are part of my growth as a creator. I truly appreciate your time and support, and I welcome any constructive feedback to help me improve. That said… read at your own risk! Don’t point fingers at me for wasting your time or money—you’ve been warned. To those who, despite all this, are still reading the book—thank you. I’m truly grateful that you’ve given me and my work a chance. I’ll keep doing my best to improve myself and the story. Thank you again, from the bottom of my heart.

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Chen Xiaoyun, an orphan from Guangzhou, China, once met a girl who looked remarkably like him. Before he could learn more about her, a deadly virus was unleashed around the globe. Humans turned into creatures straight out of video games and movies, and zombies and mutants roamed the streets with no one to stop them. From tanks to jockeys to even invisible zombies and mutated dogs. The mutations are just endless. "Why is there a zombie apocalypse just as I find my family? And why can I suddenly create things from thin air?" Will Xiaoyun survive the chaos with the new people he meets along the way? Will he use his newfound abilities to bring peace to a devastated world? Or perhaps he will just take another nap in the bed like a lazy pig—— "Shut up. How am I supposed to do anything when you keep throwing women at me?" ____________ Author's note: The main character grows as the story develops. Although he's very naive from the beginning, he matures a lot as the story progresses. There is no NTR or Yuri unless you consider the main character's woman sharing his 'stuff' in a threesome as Yuri, in which case I have nothing for you. Some of the love interests are related to the main character. Discord server if you want to talk or have questions: https://discord.gg/hnXMFwfVR3

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He received a genetic score of 28... completely disqualifying him from applying to military college! He helped deliver a friend's love letter... and fell into a lake becoming infamous for dying for love! His very first gift... warped him into a brutal training simulation! However he perserved through all these trials! Our Dear Student Wang Zheng has finally started his lucky(?) university life! This is the song of a blood boiling and exciting storm! The most ferocious and heated mecha adventure around is finally here! TL Note: This is a novel about doing the impossible, seeing the invisible. Follow along for a ride across the universe! TL;DR: Not Shakespeare, not complex, but fun and easy to read. Come support! As the translator, I've enjoyed translating this novel and I hope to bring the essence of what the author has tried to portray into the chapters you will read. To sum it up in 3 words: Mechs! Explosions! Science! To be perfectly honest, this novel is about your typically overpowered protagonist who does get looked down from time to time but always overcomes the odds with his own special power. He's abit more mature having grown up on his own and just a littttttttle bit dense. Although it always ends up with him winning, it always happens in an interesting (subjective) and fun way that makes me enjoy reading this. The novel has elements of lighthearted comedy from time to time and I do chuckle at how direct the humor is. It's not as smart as say WMW nor does it weave an intricate story much like Ergen's novels. More importantly, its fun and it doesn't try to hide it.

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1443 Chs

Weapon System in Zombie Apocalypse

In one fateful day, the world has suddenly turned into chaos as zombies appeared from every major city on the planet. Millions were killed each day and the world government collapsed in just a month. Just as the world was about to lose hope, one person, Thomas Estaris, awakened a system that allows him to summon weapons like pistols, assault rifles, even heavy weaponry such as tanks and helicopters. Will he be able to save the world from its destruction caused by the zombies or die trying?

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242 Chs

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Avery Asteria was far from having anyone's dream job. Family circumstances had him drop out of school and flying around the expanse of space looking for treasure among the discarded trash in an old ship his father had been restoring. It was far from glamorous work, but it was all he could do to earn the money he needed. He was not the only one looking for fortune among the stars, though. One day a score that looked too good to be true led to a run in with a band of pirates. With some quick wits and a bit of luck, Avery managed to escape the worst, but he ended up missing out on collecting the valuable salvage he had his sights on. Having lost a large chunk of his gear in his flight from the pirates, Avery seemed to be truly at the end of his rope. However, a twist of fate led him to discovering an experimental vessel that had been lost to the far reaches of space. With this new ship in his possession, his prospects were looking up. It had everything and more than what any spacefarer could want. And Avery was going to use it to become the leader of the greatest band of mercenaries in the galaxy.

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4.5

202 Chs

Super Gene Optimization Fluid

Due to an unexpected turn of events, Xia Fei consumed a Super Gene Optimization Fluid that bore no brand, expiry date, instructions or stated its place of origin. Our story begins here...

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4.1

1632 Chs

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