The time skip has come

I ran a hand through my hair, noting it being silky and perfect as usual despite being... engrossed in finishing a project for a day straight.

Tobirama Senju was a genius... Probably.

The Shadow Clone Jutsu was a jutsu that made a seemingly perfect copy of a person, and said clone would also pop the memories, AND natural energy back to the creator.

Ignore the fact that it eats half? a lot? of chakra and despite Natural energy being transferred back apparently the chakra that wasn't consumed wasn't.

I thought long and hard on what in the fuck were the hand signs of naruto. It is indeed true that their physiology has basically what amounts to a chakra cardiovascular, and nervous, system.

I could say that this hand sign equates to this, they contort the pathways and therefore the way chakra flows through it to create the desired effect except one.

Chakra either flows constantly so the effect should be erased or for example if they were interrupted they should blow themselves up if using a fire jutsu. OR they decide when to flow parts of their body with chakra, but that also means the previous effect the hand sign did was gone.

on top of that Ninjas can do them with varying levels of speed and with one hand or none at all.

But I abandoned that line of thought long before I even created my very own technique. Instead I approached it as both a delicate science yet also a mad house. I pondered about one technique in particular for a while, and finally my efforts bore fruit.

"Ki-chan its time for dinner and they said you better come." I gazed upon the adorable visage of Hanabi and decided it was indeed time to eat.

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"Behold! The fruits of my effort!" With a well organized thought and flexing of my power a clone of me appeared out of nowhere, silently and nary a sign of it. I felt its 'consciousness' and assumed direct control, as one I spoke with two.

"The pinnacle! The ZENITH OF MY TECHNIQUES THUS FAR! The ability to create clones of yours truly. Clones that can do ANYTHING I do. Clones where I can decide to assimilate the memories before its inevitable demise."

I basked in the glory. This bitch of a technique was the hardest technique I've ever devised in my 8 years of (current) life.

Tobirama was a madman and probably crudely separated yin and yang, a large chunk of his own chakra and molding the chakra as a thin veneer of yang made up the body, and under it was a chaotic mess of energies thus leading to imbalance with a halfhearted punch... or a stronger tap if we assume that there is a threshold of damage depending on the chakra of the clones. There was still a metaphysical connection between the clone and the original, this connection is the reason for the memories the chakra had slips back to the mind of the creator. How the hell did Naruto not feel stab wounds and shit? Plot.

Of course such a half assed technique wouldn't do I made a clone that wouldn't disappear unless you BADLY disrupt its energies and even then while he is a metaphysical thing his flesh and blood is very much real. at the moment of its conception it is the exact same as me. On top of that I made it so the connection is much more real, I can tap into it and control it, this isn't a TRUE body but it regenerates its own chakra, and is practically a copy of me where I can update its consciousness every so often and assimilate its memories.

How did I deal with the memory should one of my clones get brutally murdered? I added what is basically a failsafe, when it dies, especially a clone made for battle there is an automatic blocker that separates memories and pain only including up to 5 minutes of prior memories.

I can still assimilate it fully and my mutant body can handle it.

To tell the truth the clone has been in the making for a while, it is a thing of trial and error, but now! it has seen the light of day. If I can find a way to make it so that it is impossible to disturb its energies I can leave around random bodies with no active conscious. And even then the conscious is part of a greater whole.

I can literally create a network of minds dedicated to one thing and one thing only. But what would be the fun of that? I will become a cosmic being of a lifespan that can outlive humans thousands of times over. If I could solve anything within a second with my 1 million consciousness problem network it wouldn't be fun or entertaining. Even the struggle would be satisfying.

On top of that they double as chakra batteries and of course can learn things and I assimilate it. Will I abuse it as much as Naruto did? probably not.

But what I will use it for? to make the making of more complicated techniques easier, I wouldn't be making things 24/7 but still.

I gave the tl;dr version of it to my family and Hanabi clapped because I was obviously seeking praise it was obvious in my looks and body language I mused as I glanced at my original body with the clone body. I didn't care, in fact I soaked it up, even the 'praise' of Krul I ate up.

"You do realize with the fact you can create copies of you which you can choose not to experience the memories of you will be doing most of the chores around here now?" I didn't pale, my clone body didn't pale, they are not TRUE consciousness at least in my opinion, they are as much as a human as any other, but cut off from me they collapse and explode as a mess of chakra.

"Thats fine by me, I'll even have them transform to look like pretty girls if you want. They are not true consciousness. I'll just isolate my memories and have it be their purpose to clean and do chores." I was able to glimpse at the worry my dismissal caused in Shana, because from my explanation she probably thinks they are still humans. While annoying it can't be helped, I did savor the smirk of Krul though.

"Well I am looking forward for a talented 5 star chef soon, our chef is decent but he is not part of this place." A casual nod indicated I'd get cracking to it soon. so with that dinner commenced.

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"Wow Ki-chan this really needs to stop happening." I glimpsed at Hanabi, filling out and looking like a beautiful young woman. and my own position yet again late for something and obviously engrossed in something. With nary a thought I dismissed the chaotic ball, an attempt at a miniature world.

"You do realize I don't want to be a hero?" I gave her the look I have been giving her ever since she decided we will become the brother sister hero pair.

"But doing this panders to your ego once you get a reputation, gets you out of the house, makes it so that once the full breadth of your powers is discovered either through forcing your hand due to an annoyance and the bugging that will come from the hero public safety commission won't be a future power. Since you don't want to be anything aside from a mad scientist and your science being your weird power."

She raises valid points...

"Besides, I have already decided, and as Mother says you would be foolish to deny any of us."

Well thats not really true and she knows it, but most of the time I go along as long as it doesn't injure my pride or embarrass me.

"So hurry up this princess demands her space faring mule to get going."

Wow Hanabi really grew up huh?