A Man Who Regenerates

Originally I would tell you how and why I would reincarnate. or how I'm speaking to you now the reader or the multitude of readers right now I don't know I can't exactly see what this bum of an author is using as a platform to write out my story. You know what maybe I give you all a brief description of how I happened.

(Aug 22, 2024)

I was watching YouTube the video was a fan tribute or edit of the series Doctor Who. I then lay down while watching and in my mind, I wished to reincarnate and regenerate like the doctor. Suddenly I felt like I was pulled under water, from what I was seeing it felt like that movie 'Get Out' when the black dude was pulled into a dark place and his vision looked like a TV that you were moving slowly away from and I drove down slowly till I couldn't see my vision anymore.

I was internally freaking out because I felt like I was locked into a room that is completely pitch black I couldn't see there wasn't any indication of light. for a few minutes, I just froze I couldn't touch, taste, or smell any smell, and I couldn't hear anything it was like my body was gone and only my mind or consciousness remained. it felt like an eternity you can compare it to sitting in a classroom bored feeling like 30 minutes pass and you keep looking at the clock hanging up and it shows only 5 minutes have passed by.

and then something happened, an explosion, I was rejoicing trying to yell in excitement only to find out I still didn't have a body. and then the light that was still shining was quickly coming closer to me. And like a deer staring at headlights, I watched as the light started to take form and I quickly notice the form having some resemblance to Stan Lee. (hello KC welcome to the Marvel multiverse!) the literal cosmic being introduced me to the multiverse as a bunch of colors flash banged me as I could now see millions of billions of different lines of light pass by me. each light held a different universe and timeline. and they surround me it all looks like a bunch of spider webs or a giant ball of hair.

(You done admiring?) the yellow being smiles at me as he says this.

"am I seriously being isekai'd?" I asked.

(Yes you are.) he said as he kinda floats around me looking off into a different bunch of timelines. (you are gonna be sent to a Marvel-verse, it is a combination of Fox's X-Men timeline and MCU's timeline, and now that the Netflix shows are canon. though the Spiderman is going to be Andrew Garfield Spiderman.) He continues to float around and finally stops and looks at me with a sincere smile. (I would like you to be in this timeline, so for the reconstitution of ripping you away from the non-fiction verse you get 3 only three wishes.) he looked to be thinking for a bit and then looked at me seriously. (now the wishes have to be grounded and not some anos voldigoud or rimuru level of power. the maximum amount of power you can get is the MCU, and foX-Men Captain Marvel, Icarus, Thor, Apocalypse, Jean Grey, Loki, Kang, and Magneto levels. which means something like the celestial's power levels is a no-go. Now I'll give you a few minutes to think about them.)

Barely a few seconds pass and I think up three wishes. "I want to have the powers & abilities of the doctor who and maxed out Harry Potter magic, with Star Wars Canon Anakin Skywalker's force powers." he just stared at me stunned at how quickly and suddenly I picked. (Because of how quickly and vaguely you picked I'll give you these. though of course you're gonna have to make the equipment yourself. and I'll give you the full memories of Anakin, the current doctors, and Harry Potter, Dumbledore's memories for the good side of the HP verse, and Grindelwald and Voldemorts for the bad side. so you don't have gaps in magic for the dark side of it.)

he looks out to a singular string of light and grabs my shoulder and I feel like I'm being squeezed through a slippery hole. when the feeling of being squeezed finally end I could see nothing but plains and some mountains out towards the west and stan lee. (this is the year 1 AD I'm dropping you off in Midwestern America I'd say you are about 10 miles from a stream of rapids in South Dakota. You have another 1800 years before you find some Europeans move out here so if you want to see some similar albeit an outdated version of civilization I suggest you move east towards the New York area. of course, you can search for the tribes of Native Americans here and try to integrate with them there are mostly peaceful and accepting tribes here course there is a chance you might be killed on the spot and gain your first regeneration.) and finally I hear a pop and he's gone. "Um god hello?!, did I offend you or something and literally kick me into the boonies because WTF!!" I screamed out to the sky.

(2 hours later by a river where the future rapid city is)

You can see a teen drinking water from clear water. 'I got to say god is a dick, he left me out here with nothing but my phone, a grey t-shirt, black jeans, and heyduds.' he stands up after drinking the water and walks along the river bed hoping to find a tribe or someone getting water. "you know while I am native American I barely remember how to speak Lakota I don't even know if the natives who live here speak Lakota and not some cherokee or Navajo, And I'm not gonna be as dark as the current Native tribe's people." I walk and to pass the time I try to recite some Lakota words and speak out different works I remember. "Wanji, Nunpa, yamni, topa, zaptan, sakpe, sakowin, saglogan, napciyunka, wikcemna." I counted to ten in lakota and then moved on to different elementary words. " if I remember Zi is yellow, Wicokan is noon, blektu is summer, nagi is soul, Tecalake is adolescence, Cantewasake fortitude, etc" I went through different elementary words that I could remember eventually a few hours pass and it gets dark but because there is no light pollution the stars and moon light up the area around me so I could walk semi safely. and after walking until the moon was basically at its max height in the sky I saw a yellow light and smoke in the distance on a more flat area in between the mountains. while I would want to just show up unannounced like I'm part of their tribe I really can't because they don't know me and I barely know if there Lakota and non-hostile. "I think I'll just sleep out here until the morning though I would have to hide somewhere to sleep because of the wolves, coyotes, and grizzly bears in the area at this time." while I don't need to eat because of the doctor's physiology I want to eat something. and then a cold breeze passes around me and I think 'fuck it's gonna be cold out here.'

(about just a little after sunrise)

in my dream, my little dog Dallas is bopping me on the cheek with her nose, and then I'm forcefully pulled from my sleep when I open my eyes I see a native with a single braided hair and small plum feathers with black and blue beaded moccasins. And the guy I think pokes me with the spear-head and tries to speak to me. {who are you and why are you here?} And I got exactly what he said. and then I hit my forehead I forgot that the doctor can speak, read, write, hear, and understand all languages in the 4 dimensions. {hello my name is...} I take a little longer on my name because I have to think of a name. and then I decide since the doctor isn't here I could take his name or the Lakota version of it. {Medicince man} the guy just looks like I'm both crazy and a weirdo. {your name is Medicine Man? Your parents must have not liked how you looked when they first saw you.} 

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