A Small Bet is Fun

"What? Ten times better than my woodcarving? Idiot! Do you think that any other crappy piece of wood can be compared to mine?"

Umekawa Shichijiro shouted at the top of his lungs, "My rare Phoenix Eye Agarwood! No one had even heard of it! You're just another Chinese kid! How could you possibly have something ten times better? Do you think that I'm just a three-year-old kid?"

The group of antiquarians followed his lead.

 "That's right! Phoenix Eye Agarwood is second to none! It's an extremely rare item!"

 "A Phoenix Eye Agarwood this old is even more uncommon!"

 "More than a thousand-year-old Phoenix Eye Agarwood! It would take Mr. Amasa a whole lot to get it much less a kid like you!"

 "I take it back. This kid is not arrogant or trying to act tough, he is insane! He makes such illogical and outrageous statements! Even a three-year-old wouldn't believe him!"