Breaking! A Particular Village Leader Repeatedly Climbs a Tree to Find Chickens!

He surveyed his surroundings and confirmed that his peers were resting. He was elated that he was the first reporter to receive the news. He hurriedly took out his cell phone and made a call!

"Hey, President. About that...Shi...Shi Xiaobai has entered...the eighth...the eighth level!" said the suited reporter nervously and excitedly while holding his cellphone in one hand as he repressed his voice.

"What did you say? You fool, can't you speak louder! Did you find some retarded news again? How many times have I told you? You should do things in a prim and proper manner, clean and clear. You better watch it if you find trash news like 'Hen Climbs a Tree' or 'Sow Enters the Sea'. Hmph!"