Screw off!
Editor: Translation Nation
"Second Lieutenant. Welcome to planet Pandora."
"Serving you today is AI (Artificial Intelligence) no.557 from the RDA (Earth's Resource Development Administration) company. AI no.557 is permanently authorized by the ICA (Interplanetary Commerce Administration)."
"You have just awoken from your dormant state of 5 years, 9 months and 22 days. Your body will experience several light aftershocks, your mind and concentration may receive violent feedback, nauseated sensations and slight weakness may be felt. Do not fret, we have a list of effective methods to combat that."
"Please follow according to the sequence......"
The writings were then abruptly cut short here. The liquid crystal screen then started displaying flowery designs and produced a distorted and fuzzy sound.
"Unknown malfunction of circuit......"
"Insufficient power, replenish immediately. Warning, insufficient power."
"Please promptly fix.....circuit."