"Sir,"
Huang Kaiwen was reading comics in his study when the loyal butler, Albert, knocked and came in.
"Didn't I say that Barbara already took care of it? I don't want to deal with Christmas decorations."
"No, sir," the butler said with some difficulty, "there's someone here claiming they want the million-dollar reward, and they seem quite mysterious."
"How mysterious?"
Huang Kaiwen put down the third volume of "Night Yaksha" and looked intrigued at the butler.
"He says his name is Pendragon von Ambrosius, a descendant of Merlin, and he holds in his hand the sword from the stone!"
The butler said excitedly.
Huang Kaiwen's face darkened, and he waved his hand impatiently, "Tell him to get lost."
"Sir…"
"You, too, get lost!"
Albert left the study, looking dejected.
Huang Kaiwen slapped his forehead, a headache brewing.
These charlatans last brought a book written in Simplified Chinese, the 'Thorn Birds', and now they're bringing the sword from the stone.