Extreme Jealousy

Broderick finally breaks away from Marjorie's embrace and looks me in the eye. "Apologies for the public display of affection, my good friend! I know a lot of people don't like it, thinking it indecent! Bahahaha!" He then begins to laugh boisterously.

I believe that in your case that's mostly because your wife is a literal fucking land whale and everyone else is disgusted by her, but who am I to say? Maybe more people have a fat fetish in this world than I expect. If I remember correctly, a couple thousand years ago fat women were popular back on Earth too.

In any case, I will leave the obese ones for the rest of the boys while I indulge in the beauties of my own preference. 

Marjorie wipes her tears, after which her demeanor shifts to the cheerful one I saw when we met. Before I can respond she speaks up; "right! I have to introduce the kind people who helped me in finding you! Without them you may have really perished this time!"