(A) Fucking Cherubs

"I'm sorry, you want me to do fucking what now?" I asked incredulously as I looked at Sera who just asked me to do something I hadn't done before.

"Like I said, some Cherubs have gone rogue and are now down on Earth, although reports haven't said they have done anything, they did end up killing a human and thus was the reason for them being kicked out from heaven. Sera goes onto explain as I rub my hair in frustration.

"Then let Uriel just do it then! He's the one who decides what to do with those who lose faith in heaven, excluding my girls since well…. You know." I say but she just shakes her head at that.

"Sending Uriel would be the normal course of action sure, but he's doing missionary work in South America and won't be back until next year, everyone else is busy with other things and your the only Archangel who only does one thing a year and the rest of the time your just lazing around doing nothing, *Ehem* Well that is before you decided to slim up and look like your old self, but point is you don't have anything to do and your the only one I can ask to do this." She goes onto say which just made me groan in annoyance.

"I'm getting paid extra to do this right? I know that some angels will do stuff for free but I sure as shit won't! Besides I had plans to go bring Lute out on a nice date soon, but calling me up for this just ruined those plans." I was thinking about having an actual date with Lute but now those plans will have to be scrapped for this.

"Yes you'll get paid for your efforts and as for ruining your date, then why not head down to earth and just have fun with her there." She says to me with a shrug but that makes me pause as I thought about something.

"Wait, so your telling me I could have gone down to earth and had tons of fun down there instead of staying up in this boring place where I have already done everything there has to offer up here?" I said with my eyes wide as I was really bored up here in heaven and if I was allowed free access to have fun down on earth unabated.

"Well-"

"You know what, how about this, you don't have to pay me for doing this, all I ask is heaven gives me free access to go between heaven and earth and look the other way when I do some small things that heaven doesn't like, you know the whole no violent video games in heaven thing, stuff like that." I say as I give her a pair of puppy dog eyes, while I was currently in my hunk form to her, as I clasped my hands together in prayer.

"Hmmm…. Haaa, fine, just don't go overboard and I'll turn a blind eye to it, but you can only enjoy that stuff while your down on earth just to be clear." Which makes me grin as I clap my hands.

"Finally! Something fun for once! So what do you want me to do with them exactly? Take them out of the picture permanently or something else?" I ask as I wouldn't mind getting my hands dirty, but I only really enjoy killing sinners, cherubs, while annoying little shits, I don't see any pleasure in killing them since they aren't inherently evil, but since they had fell that's a different story.

"I'll leave that to your discretion, if they are even moderately redeemable then put them to some tests of character and have them go do good deeds, if they do enough they can be let back into heaven, if they have truly gone down a dark path then you know better than anyone what to do." She tells me which I give her salute as I grin.

"Yes Ma'am! I'll be back with the results soon enough!" I say with a snap of my fingers before a portal opens up towards earth before I fall on through.

"Oh man this is going to be soo fun!" I said cheerfully to myself as I descended towards earth.

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Elsewhere LA, California.

*Krrtz* "Evelyn, HQ says you need to pull out immediately from your mission." A woman heard through her ear piece which made her raise an eyebrow as she was dragging her sharp claws across the body of one of her targets as she relished in his muffled screams of pain.

She dragged her tongue over her claws as she licked up the blood before squinting her eyes while she activated her communicator, "What's the rush? Don't you know I enjoy torturing my prey when I'm here on Earth?" The Demoness said before driving her claws straight into the gut of her target as she got turned on by his muffled screams of pain even more.

"Large holy signatures are approaching your location, it's to be believed an Archangel is approaching the area, unkown which one but no one but the boss can deal with ArchAngels, this is an order Evelyn, pull out before you get noticed." She heard on the other end making her sigh.

She then slashed her claws through her targets throat before making him bleed to death as she drained the soul right from his body for her own nourishment, "Ugh, fine whatever, I needed to treat myself to a nice relaxing spa day anyway." She mutters before cutting open a portal and returning to hell.

******

Meanwhile above the sky's of LA.

*Sniff* "I know that stench, a demons nearby, or maybe was since it's so faint now, but since I'm here to do something specific I really don't care." I shrug as I search around.

"Luckily holy energy makes them stick out like a sore thumb so where would they- oh there they are." I say looking around before I look towards the outskirts where I see that the cherubs were acting like cute baby animals inside of a petting zoo.

"PFFFT! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh that shit is fucking funny, Hoo! Oh Man that's rich! Anyway let's just do a little bit of magic manipulation shall we?" I say before snapping my fingers.

In an instant the people around there pens suddenly got a bout of forgetfulness before the Cherubs were brought to me and baby animals that should have been there in the first place were returned to where they were as I looked down at them and smiled, mind you I was now wearing my orginal outfit from when I go on exterminations but the robes are now thinner along with a better horned mask.

"A-Adam?! W-W-What are you doing here?!" One of the cherubs that looked like a small sheep asked nervously while the other two were scared silly at the sight of me.

"Oh nothing really, I'm just here to see whether you disgraced little shits should be brought back to heaven or maybe I should just deal with you here and now." I say as I manifest my battle axe making them shake in fright.

"O-Oh you don't need to do that! W-We've been good! Promise! We haven't done anything bad!" The little boy cherub, that had disguised himself as a bunny while at the petting zoo, said with a fright as all three hugged each other in fear.

"Hmmm, well I can tell you're not lying about not doing anything bad, but killing a human? Oooo that's a hefty crime to bear, now I could give you three your final punishment and be done with this so I can go back to my girlfriend, or you can do something for me while proving you have what it takes for me to convince heaven to let you back." I said tapping my chin as I gave them a sly toothy grin.

"Will do it! We will do whatever you want from us Adam Sir! We really also want to get back to heaven as well since are families are probably missing us dearly." The female sheep girl said as they all nodded in agreement.

"Good then, I'll make it simple, I want you to convince 10,000 people to change there ways and become good people, I'll have this little guy following you around to keep track of your progress, but besides that I will have you guys help me with Miscellaneous tasks I have while I'm down here on earth as my boss has given me the all clear to have my own place down here on earth while I'm allowed to do a few things that heaven isn't all for, nothing majorly bad but things that heaven, or at least Sera and the others, will turn a blind eye to, so here's the things I need you to get set up for me and here is some heaven dollars that I converted to earthly cash, so go out and do these things, if you need me I'll be out on the beaches getting my surf on, and if I'm not there my number is on the list of stuff I want you guys to do." I say as I put away my axe and handed them there list of things to do for me along with an extremely large sum of money to cover it all.

I then pulled them into my arms and gave them a tight and not so friendly hug as there heads cartoonishly bulged out from being squeezed to hard.

"And I don't want to hear any back talk from you about the things I want done on that list, do I make myself clear?" I ask as they all rapidly nod there heads before I let them go so they can breath.

"Good." I say snapping my fingers before transforming into my sexy self stunning them speechless with my good looks as I wore a pair of swim trunks while I held a gold colored surfboard that was actually my axe in surfboard shape.

"So get to work, while I go enjoy myself at the beaches!" I say before giving them the rocket horns as I zoomed off towards the coats while they were left there stunned for a bit before they went off to do my bidding.

Time to have some fun down here on earth.