36

Chapter thirty six: True reason.

"Hell yeah!" – talks.

'Art is a blast!' – thoughts.

"Know your role!" – Yamato/ebellion.

"Katsu!" – demonic/jutsu.

...

Moon country. Naruto's camp…

"Shit, shit!" Neji cursed.

Mei rolled her eyes. "Calm down, Hyuga. What are you so jumpy about?"

"Yeah." Yugito nodded. "Naruto-kun is back. Everything is alright."

"No, you don't understand!" Neji snapped. "Have you seen his face?!"

"Yeah, he was angry…" The Mizukage replied.

"Angry? Angry?! He was fucking mad!" Neji shouted. "And when he is mad, there's gonna be a…"

BLAST.

"Holy fuck!"

Enormous explosion shook the area. It was far away, but it was so big that all tents and temporary constructions collapsed… Even people couldn't remain on their feet.

"What the hell was that?!" Yugito yelled, standing up.

"I don't know…" Mei answered. "But it was certainly something big."

"Status report! Now!" Neji shouted.

Some Kiri jounin puffed into existence in front of him.

"Neji-sama!" He began. "Huge explosion happened…"

"Presumed target?"

"Moon Country capital…"

Neji's eyes widened. "Oh shit…"

"What?" Mei asked.

"Fucking shit…" Hyuga muttered. "He… He wasted the entire country…"

Moon Country. Capital city burning remains…

"HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto laughed madly, standing alone among scorched grounds. "Now I REALLY feel better!"

"Man, you sounded just like that Gaara kid, when he was little…" Yamato commented.

"Hell no!" The demon replied. "He wanted to please his 'mother' with blood of his victims, the only thing my mummy would've got is a big fucking RKO! Besides, he didn't care who to kill, friend or foe. I do… By the way, how do you know how he sounded back then?!"

"Umm… Well I… Pick up things…" The demon blade answered.

"Haha, sure…"

Suddenly…

"Ho, ho, ho! Quite a mess you did here, sonny!"

Naruto's eyes rolled into the back of his head. He didn't even need to turn around in order to know who that voice belonged to.

So instead of responding, he just took out his gun...

BANG.

"Ho, ho! Trying to kill the old man again?"

This time Naruto did turn around. Yep, the old man stood there, inspecting Naruto's bullet in front of his face.

"Nice weapon, sonny!"

The demon sighed. "Is there something that can kill you?!"

"Hehehe, not in this world!" The old man replied.

"Hahaha, that won't mean I will stop trying." Naruto said, sitting down on a scorched stone. "So, what the fuck do you want this time?"

"Ho, ho, ho!" The old man leaned on his walking stick. "Is it so hard to believe that I'm just an old man who wishes to talk to a smart person?"

Naruto snorted. "First of all, you are not a man…"

"I told you not to insult my manhood, sonny!" The old man interrupted. "Even now women will do everything just to touch this piece of meat!"

The demon rolled his eyes again. "Secondly…" He continued, ignoring old man's outburst. "I'm not a smart person; I'm just a dumb son of a bitch."

"Ho, ho! And who said that a dumb son of a bitch can't be a smart person?"

Naruto scowled. He really wanted to hit his head on something hard right now… But there was nothing. He has just destroyed everything…

"Tell me what you want already…"

The old man shrugged. "Okay… I want a cup of hot tea, a nice bed warmer, a personal limo, a pretty schoolgirl to suck my dick while I ride in this limo, a pretty nurse to suck my dick when I go to sleep and wake up, a pretty massager…"

"Let me guess…" Naruto interrupted. "To suck your dick?"

"Ho, ho! How did you know?"

"Duh, I guessed…" Naruto replied in annoyance. "Anyway, are you just gonna continue with the list of 'who I want to suck my dick', or maybe you will finally say what do you want from me?!" His eyes suddenly widened. "Wait a second! You don't want me to suck your dick, right? Right?!"

"Ho, ho! Don't flatter yourself. You're not pretty at all." The old man stated.

"Gee, thanks a lot!" Naruto said. 'Well, at least I won't have to suck his dick…'

"Tell me, sonny…" The old man started again. "What did this country ever do to you?"

"Simple, they refused my friendship." Naruto shrugged.

"Is that it?" The old man asked. "That's the reason you did this?" He waved his hand at lifeless plains.

"Of course not!" The demon spoke. "I wanted to keep this country intact. But then I was so angry…"

"So you destroyed this country because of anger?"

Naruto paused at this. 'Did I really?' He thought. 'I already killed Konoha army. I already killed Nara and his fat ass buddy. Why did I kill those royal fools? Haha, well, it's because…'

"Because I wanted it."

"Huh?" The old man tilted his head to the side.

"You want to know my reason, here it is."

"Oh, is that so? Is that why you're doing what you're doing?"

"Hmhmhm… hmhmhmhahahahaha!" Naruto laughed. "You know, people always asked me that. Why, Naruto, why are you doing all this shit?"

"And?"

"And I always made cover up stories, like I wanted to avenge my friend, or how Konoha is corrupted, or that I want peace in my own twisted way, or how this world is rotten… No wait that was that Death Note moron. One guy was persistent enough for me to lie about having no choice but to do all this crap…"

"Ho, and that was all lie?"

"Of course, you old fuck! Avenge my fucking friend?! I did it years ago! Konoha?! I never gave a damn about it! The world? Never gave a damn about it either! And version about peace is the most ridiculous among them all!"

"What about having no choice?" The old man wondered.

"Bullshit!" Naruto stated. "Everybody has a choice. Even in the most ridiculous way, like to live, or to die. But it's choice nether the less."

"Do you really think so?"

"Of course I do, because everyone has darkness. It is what gives us the choice in the first place. Even newborn children. They come into this world pure and innocent, but what then they do? Exactly, they kick and scream."

The old man looked in amusement. "And you believe that to be darkness?"

Naruto smirked. "No… I believe that is when darkness comes inside everyone. You can't see it, you can't hear it, but it's there. And when it is inside, there is no way… AND NARUTO MEANS NO WAY it will ever disappear."

"Heh, you still haven't said why you are doing this."

Naruto's smirk widened. "You're pretty sharp, old one. Fine, I'll tell you… Besides, I don't really think you will spill it to anyone…"

"So?"

"Tell me, what is the best motivation to do something?"

"Ho, ho, ho!" The old man laughed. "There are many. It depends on the person. Some wish to protect, some wish to destroy, some desire peace, and some…"

"Stop this shit." Naruto interrupted. "Strange to hear such crap from someone as wise as you…"

"Oh-ho! And you have another theory?"

"Yep." The demon nodded. "The best motivation to do something… is to want to do that something."

"Oh, is that so?"

"Sure! Every moron, who fights to protect something, first of all wants to protect that something!" The blond explained. "And every imbecile, who fights to destroy something, simply wants to destroy something… and I'm no exception."

"So you're an imbecile…"

"Of course! Had you any doubts?!"

"Hmm…" The old man paused. "You admit it… so maybe you are not as stupid as you claim to be…"

"What, you think every idiot is in denial? Well, at least you know one who isn't. I accepted that I'm an idiot…"

"Why are you an idiot?"

"Because I enjoy what I'm doing!" Naruto stated. "That's my reason for going forward, that's what drives me, what pushes my buttons!" He grinned evilly. "I wanted to destroy this country, so I did. They were too weak to stop me, so they paid the ultimate price. And I'm gonna continue simply because I don't wanna stop!"

The old man was silent for a moment.

"This is… This is… MARVELOUS!" He suddenly exclaimed. "Uzumaki Naruto, you truly are something! A true masterpiece! Nothing in my life has entertained me so greatly! Go forth, World's Destroyer! Don't stop and let nothing stand in your way! This is your destiny!"

Naruto's eyebrow rose. "World's Destroyer? Wait a se… Oh, fucking old fart…" He looked down, frowning slightly.

The old man was already gone…

"Don't stop huh? Hah… hahahahaha! Fucking works for me!" The demon stood up sharply and ran a hand through his hair. "This country is done for, next!"

Konohagakure. Hokage's office…

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Tsunade cursed, hitting her desk. "You think they are already dead?"

"I'm afraid so…" Raikage's silhouette said nodding. "If Naruto himself is there, that can only mean one thing… He's going to destroy… everything."

"Oh my god!" Sakura gasped, covering her mouth. "You really think he killed everyone?"

"Hokage-sama." Still present toad summon suddenly said. "I… I must inform you of something. Shikamaru-sama… his chakra signature… it vanished. That can only mean one thing."

"Damn you, Naruto!" Sasuke shouted.

Tsunade sighed tiredly. "So… we have lost. Moon country is lost…"

"This is bad." Orochimaru stated. "With Moon Country's resources Naruto will be able to straighten his army even more…"

"This is irrelevant." Nameless girl spoke.

"Then what is, miss 'I don't care what you call me'?!" Sasuke snapped at her.

"Uzumaki Naruto is." The girl replied. "His army doesn't matter as long as Uzumaki himself is alive. He is what important!"

"She's telling the truth." The Raikage stated. "When Naruto's gone, only Kiri's forces would remain. Four villages against one? That is not even good for a joke."

"Then the only question is… How to deal with Naruto…" Tsunade muttered. "Any ideas?"

"I don't think our team will be suitable for this." Nameless girl replied. "We might be able to take down his minions, but if he is strong enough to fight an Overlord, then…"

Suddenly…

PUFF.

"Tsunade-sama!" Another slug puffed into the existence. "We have an emergency!"

"What is it now?" The Hokage asked.

"When Uzumaki Naruto's minions left, we have scanned the remains of Mundus's castle." The summon began. "We found many interesting things, but the most important was… the absence of Overlord Mundus's body…"

"Is this uncommon?" Orochimaru asked.

"Not really." The slug replied. "Demon's body could be transformed into a Devil's arm, but with someone as strong as Mundus, that's simply not possible. And that means only two options remained. Either Uzumaki Naruto completely eradicated Overlord's body… or the worst possible option… he has absorbed his soul."

Everyone's eyes widened at this.

"Is it even possible?" Sai asked.

"We do not know. Our leaders hope that he simply destroyed the body, but knowing Uzumaki Naruto…"

"Oh my god!" This time it was Tsunade who gasped. "He absorbed Overlord's power!"

"Shit!" Sasuke cursed. "Does that means that he's as strong as two Overlords now?!"

"Pretty much…"

"Dammit!" Orochimaru exclaimed. "I should've known this! Killing Mundus was never in his plans, Naruto was after his power from the very beginning!"

"Enough…" Tsunade suddenly said. "Enough about Naruto's strength. What to do next? I believe he's not going to stop, that means Suna is next. We must…"

"No." The Raikage suddenly interrupted. "Not Suna but Iwa."

"Why Iwa?" Orochimaru asked.

"Because Tsuchikage turned on him." Kumo's leader explained. "And if there is something Naruto doesn't forgive, it's betrayal."

"Hah, traitor hates traitors. The irony…" Sasuke said.

"Indeed." The Ay nodded. "If you're searching for his next target, Iwa's your place."

"Very well." Tsunade said. "Prepare our troops! Special team, you are going as well…"

Moon Country. Naruto's camp…

"Ahahaha…" Naruto laughed slightly, appearing in a burst of flames. "That surely felt nice…"

"Naruto-kun!" Yugito exclaimed, hugging him instantly.

"Hey babe! Missed me?" The Overlord smirked. "What about you, Mei?"

The Mizukage grinned from her position on the bed. "It wasn't so hard… Neji-kun here kept me company…"

Hyuga's eyes widened and his face became as white as snow.

"I uh… I don't know what she's talking about…" He stuttered.

Naruto tilted his head to the side. "He kept you company… in which way?"

Mei's grin widened as she rubbed her hip. "In 'mom and dad' kind of way."

The demon pulled down his sunglasses and glared at Neji. "Oh really… Is that so?" He removed himself from Yugito and started to walk towards horrified Hyuga.

"I'm telling ya, I don't know what she's t-talking ab-bout…!" Neji raised his hands in defense.

Naruto continued to walk forward.

"P-Please, man! It was in the heat of the moment!"

The blond stopped in front of him. "Truly?"

"Y-Yeah!" Neji shouted. "It was just before the battle! Stress was getting into me; I didn't know what I was doing!"

Naruto smiled and placed a hand on Neji's shoulder. "Well, if that's true…"

"T-Then?" Neji asked shakily.

"Then I won't kill you."

"B-But?"

Naruto's smile widened. "But you already know where I'm going with this, right?"

"Man, please don't…"

Neji was suddenly interrupted when Naruto jumped up and RKO'ed his head right into the ground, knocking him out.

"Hmhmhm…" Mei chuckled.

Naruto turned around sharply and walked closer to her. "You wanted me to do this, right?"

She smirked. "Maybe?"

SLAP.

The demon slapped her hard across her face. Then he grabbed her chin and forced her to look at him.

"You belong to me, got it?"

She was still grinning at him despite having a trail of blood down her chin. "I sure do."

"Good." Naruto replied. "And now let me show you exactly why!" He added, slamming his lips onto hers…

Konohagakure. Shinobi headquarters…

"Danzou." Tsunade nodded. "Is everything ready?"

"Yes." The old man nodded as several dozens of ninjas landed behind him. "These are my best men. They will fight without fear and go until the end."

"Very well." The Hokage replied.

"We should probably make Iwa our final stand…" Orochimaru suddenly said.

"Why is that?" Sasuke asked. "You want to bet everything on this fight?"

The sannin sighed. "Look, if we continue like this, he will simply destroy our armies one part at a time. No use to divide it. Either we are stronger, or we are not. Besides, if we do the final stand here, Konoha will definitely be destroyed in a battle. Is that what you want?"

Sasuke paused. "I guess not…"

"So you are proposing to send our entire garrison to Iwa in order to stop Naruto there?" Tsunade asked.

"Not only soldiers, Tsunade-sama." Sakura reminded. "Summons will be on our side too."

"Shit load of help it did when they tried to stop Naruto from getting to Mundus." Nameless girl spat.

"That may be so…" The pink haired kunoichi glared. "But we won't be able to take out these demons of his without summons' help."

"I don't need demons' help!" The girl responded. "All I need is this!" She added, removing her large bazooka from her back.

"Enough!" Tsunade commanded. "Your bickering won't help our cause."

Sakura bowed apologetically. "I'm sorry, master."

"Tch." Nameless girl spat.

"So… What do you think, Danzou?" The Hokage asked.

"Hmm…" The old war hawk thought. "I think Orochimaru is right. No use in hiding, he will find us anyway. By sending smaller forces, we'll only play into his hand."

"Damn…" Tsunade exclaimed. "Then I guess we should contact Gaara. To tell him about our plans and to warn about Naruto's…"

"Good idea." Danzou nodded.

"Also…" Godaime continued. "I think that I should come with you as well…"

"No, wait!"

Everyone turned their heads. Raikage's silhouette appeared again.

"I'm sorry, but I happened to overhear your conversation." He started. "Is that true that you want to make your final stand at Iwagakure?"

"Yes." Tsunade answered.

"Then I have a proposition for you…"

"Speak." The Hokage said.

"Very well." Ay began. "I discussed things with my people and we came to a conclusion that we can't just stand aside like common cowards. So here's my proposition, I will send five thousands of my men at your side, disguised as Konoha or Suna ninjas…"

"That will be wonderful!" Sakura stated.

"But what do you want?" Orochimaru glared at the same time.

"What I want?" The Raikage asked. "You already know that if things will turn out bad, Naruto will return here… and I don't think I will be able to take him out alone."

"Hmm… true…" Danzou admitted.

"So what I ask is this, I want you, Senju Tsunade, to come here along with someone else to help end Naruto once and for all."

Tsunade closed her eyes in concentration.

"This is too risky, Tsunade!" Orochimaru warned.

"And this entire operation isn't?!" The blond woman snapped at him. "Very well, I'll do it."

"And I will accompany you." Danzou suddenly stated.

"You?!" Sasuke said in amusement. "Can you fight at all?"

Danzou glared. "You will be amazed, young man, at what I'm really capable of."

"Alright." The Raikage nodded. "The two of you will be enough. I will be awaiting your arrival at Kumo. May god help you on your way…" And with that his silhouette was gone.

Tsunade sighed. "Damn it all… Have you thought of the way to take down Naruto?"

Orochimaru frowned. "There is one… We need the help of someone strong… someone really strong."

"Do you have someone in mind?"

"Only one…" Sannin replied.

"Well, at least you have something." Tsunade closed her eyes and then opened them sharply. "Listen everyone! This is going to be our final battle against Uzumaki Naruto! You may fear, but don't let it cloud your mind! Your families, your husbands, wives and children here are depending on you! We didn't back down before Kyuubi and we won't back down now! Show this demon what we're made of!"

Loud cheer of thousands echoed through the area.

'I hope I'm doing the right thing…' Godaime thought.

"Do you?"

'Huh?'

"Do you really believe that?"

'Yes… Yes, I do…'

"And what if you win?"

'W-What?!'

"What if your forces succeed and Naruto will fall? What if he really escapes to Kumo and dies in front of your very eyes? Will you be alright with that?"

'I-I…'

"Do you really want him dead?"

'I… Yes, he is a monster!'

"Why?"

'He killed people!'

"Don't be ridiculous! Every good shinobi did this!"

'He surrendered his humanity!'

"Orochimaru did too… Or have you forgotten?! He is in another man's body right now!"

'…'

"I will ask you one more time… Do you really want Uzumaki Naruto dead?"

'…'

Konohagakure. Kurenai's apartment…

"Dammit, that's not how it supposed to be…" The red eyed woman muttered. "Why did you leave me here, Naruto? Is there something wrong with me?"

Suddenly…

KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.

"Damn, who could that be at this time?" Kurenai asked, moving to open the door. "Coming… Anko?"

"Hey, what's up?" Orochimaru's old student asked. "Can I come in?"

"Sure, go ahead…" Kurenai stepped out of the way. "So, what brings you here at this hour?"

Anko paused. "You know this war will be over soon… one way or the other."

"Yeah…"

"Are you going to Kumo with Tsunade-sama?"

"Yeah…"

"Me too… Look, I just wanted to tell you…" The special jounin stated. "Remember when I said about joining Naruto?"

"I do." Kurenai nodded.

"I will not." Anko stated immediately.

Kurenai's eyebrows rose. "Can I ask you why?"

"It's because…" Anko sighed. "This is something Orochimaru would do. I'm not gonna follow him. I'm not gonna choose the easy way out…"

"I see… Glad to hear it." Kurenai smiled. "At least I won't have to report you To Tsunade-sama."

Anko smiled back. "Bitch."

Jounin's eyes narrowed. 'At least I know where my loyalties are. Looks like you didn't do a good work on her after all, Naruto…'

Naruto's camp…

"Ouch!" Neji hissed, pressing some ice on his head. "Damn, must you hit that hard?"

"Be grateful." Naruto replied. "You're still breathing after all."

"Hey, what about 'see it to the end' and all?!" Hyuga asked.

"Well, you certainly don't need your balls to see, right?" Naruto asked, making Neji to lose all face color. "I thought so…"

PSHT.

"Ahh!" Naruto exclaimed, opening another cola can.

"You know…" Mei started, removing Naruto's dick from her mouth and placing it between her large breasts instead. "For some reason I have the feeling that you enjoy that drink more than you enjoy my body…"

Naruto waved his hand. "Don't worry about it, babe…" He said, drinking from his can once again. "You see, when I was in the Netherworld, I found myself in a very strange place called Silent Hill. To tell the truth, some of things that I saw there could make your average person to scream in fear and shit your pants…"

"Did you?" Yugito asked, massaging his shoulders.

Naruto gave her a hurt expression. "Do I look like an average person to you?! Hell no! I'm the world's toughest son of a bitch! But still, I eventually did get scared… when I tried to summon a cola can and failed. I don't want to experience that ever again!"

"Aww! Poor Naruto-kun got separated from his favorite cola!" Mei mocked.

The demon glared at this. "You dare to mock me?!" He immediately picked her up, turned around and slammed into the wall.

"Ah!" The Mizukage barely had the time to place her hands in front of her in order to not smack the wall with her face. "You are an animal!"

"And?"

"And I love it!" The woman continued. "Do it! Fuck the shit out of me!"

"That's exactly what I planned! Take this, bitch!" Naruto said, shoving his cock deep inside Mei's pussy.

"Horny son of a bitch…" Neji muttered under his breath, but no one heard him.

"Aaaaaaah!" The woman screamed in pleasure. "Yes, right there!"

"Shut your mouth!" The demon commanded, picking up his pace. "I know exactly where to put it!"

"Oh my god!" Mei yelled. "Oh god! Hit that spot! Hit it again! Ahh, please don't stop!" Her hands could barely withstand his constant pressure.

Naruto grinned. "You want more, bitch?!" He asked, taking her left leg and placing it on his right shoulder. "That will make this deeper!"

"Ah, YES!"

Suddenly he felt being hugged from behind by two soft hands as two breasts were pressed into his back.

"Naruto, baby, leave some for me…" Yugito whispered in his ear and bit it lightly afterwards. "I've been waiting for you too…" She added, moving one of her hands lover to massage Naruto's balls.

"Shit, don't say these things, or I'll cum." The demon replied.

Yugito grinned evilly. "Isn't it what you're trying to do?"

Suddenly…

"Ah… Naruto! I'm… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Mei screamed as her body shook and her inner walls tightened from intense orgasm.

"Shit, she's tight!" Naruto gritted his teeth, removing his cock from Mizukage's pussy. "Shit, I'm gonna cum soon!"

Yugito's face lit up as she got down on her knees immediately.

"Give it to me, I want it!" The girl stated, stroking him hard with her hand. "I want to make you feel good!"

"Oh shit…"

"Come on!" Yugito exclaimed, stroking him faster and faster in front of her mouth. "I want to see you feeling good and blowing your load! Do it! Cum, cum, cum!"

"FUCK!" Naruto's head arched backwards as he finally felt it.

"Mmm…!" Yugito moaned, taking him in her mouth and sucking out every last drop of his seed.

"Whew…"

"So, was that good?" The girl asked, licking the remains of his sperm from her lips.

"You damn right that was good!" Naruto stated. "But I know what will feel just as good. We're going to take out Iwa!"

"Iwa?" Neji asked, hissing in pain again. "Why not Konoha, or at least Suna?"

"Nah." Naruto responded. "That old bastard turned on me, which resulted in Kirabi's death. And that is not something I'm going to let slide."

"I don't really care who to wipe out…" Yugito began. "But maybe we should send for reinforcements from Kumo?"

"Yeah, our forces took a heavy hit." Neji added.

"No need." Demon said. "You see, now I have something that will even the odds… and even turn them in our favor. Besides, attacking Konoha or Suna will be useless now. If those Konoha morons are smart enough, they will send their entire garrison to Iwa in order to stop me… and Suna will do the same."

"Why is that, Naruto-kun?" Mei asked, regaining her posture. "That would be foolish…"

"Oh, on the contrary!" Naruto replied. "If they are smart, they'll realize that I will simply wipe out their entire army if they'll keep sending it in parts. I would've bet everything on this fight too."

"So… this is gonna be the final battle?" Neji asked, placing his hands behind his head.

"Seems that way…" Yugito muttered.

"We need to plan more carefully this time…" Mei stated.

"Yes indeed…" Neji agreed.

"Why?" Yugito asked.

"Because we are much farther from Iwa than Suna or even Konoha right now." Hyuga explained.

"Yes, and they will surely get there ahead of us." The Mizukage added. "Besides, we will be fighting on enemy's turf again, and this time it's not some civilian country, but one of the great shinobi villages."

"Oh…" The jinchuriki nodded, now understanding everything.

"That's not the worst part…" Neji spoke again.

That got Naruto's attention. "Oh? And what is?" He asked, opening another cola can.

"This time summons will fight alongside our enemies." Hyuga stated.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what this is about?!" Naruto exclaimed, drinking from his can. "Don't worry, pal, we have advantages of our own…"

"And what advantages do we have?" Mei asked.

The demon shrugged. "Well, first of all, I will be fighting in this battle myself…"

Everyone's faces lit up at that.

"Alright!" Neji yelled. "Ultimate Duo in action again!"

Yugito raised an eyebrow. "Ultimate Duo?"

Naruto waved his hand. "Don't mind that. Besides, that was only my first point. Second – if they bring out their summons, then I'll just have to bring out my demonic friends!"

Mei's eyes widened. "Holy shit! A battle like this will turn Iwa in nothing but steaming ruins!"

Yugito raised second eyebrow. "Isn't that exactly what we're trying to do?"

"Well… oh, shut up, Yugito!"

"Um… Naruto?" Neji asked.

"Yeah?"

"Well, I just wanted to ask how many of those demonic friends you have…."

Overlord thought for a second. "Umm… four."

Neji's jaw fell. "Four? Four?! Summons population is in hundreds, if not thousands!"

Naruto waved his hand. "Chill out, Neji. Last time these four killed more than three thousands of summons population."

"O-Oh…"

"Exactly, oh."

"Besides, adding you to that cocktail will make a very nice BOOM!" Yamato commented.

'Yes indeed…'

"Say, Naruto…" Mei suddenly began. "I was meant to ask you before, but you were… umm… not in the right state of mind…"

"Ask away."

"Well…" Mei bit her lower lip. "I just wanted to ask what happened with Trish…"

Naruto's eyebrows rose at this at this.

"I mean, she was with you when you left…" The Mizukage continued.

"Trish is gone." Naruto said frowning.

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Gone, how?!" Yugito asked.

"She…" Naruto took a deep breath. "She was a manifestation of Mundus's power…"

"And when you killed him?" Neji spoke.

"Yeah, she disappeared… I held her in my arms when she did that…" His voice was nothing but a whisper right now.

"That's why you were so upset…"

"Yeah…" Naruto said and his head suddenly shot up. "But have no fear! Uzumaki Naruto is still here! And I'm gonna continue to fuck this god damn world! Why? Because I like it!"

"Cheers to that!"

...

Well, as you can guess, that's it for the chapter. And now…

Omake: Naruto vs. Laharl…

Diana: "Hey, Naruto?"

Naruto: "Hmm?"

Diana (Showing Naruto a thong): "Do you think Darth will like it?"

Naruto (Raising an eyebrow): "His turn tonight?"

Diana: "Yup!"

Naruto: "Poor guy…"

Diana (Narrowing her eyes): "What was that?!"

Naruto (Giving her thumbs up): "I said yeah, he will like it very much!"

Diana (Grinning): "I thought so."

Darthemius (Opening the door with several packs of cola in his hands): "Hey, guys! Give me a hand, Naruto. There are more outside."

Naruto (Getting up from couch): "Sure thing!"

Diana (Slapping her face): "I swear you drink this cola more than elephants drink water!"

Naruto (Putting down a cola package): "Of course we do! Mammoths drank more than the two of us… Well, that's exactly why they don't exist anymore…"

Darthemius's computer: "If you smeeeeeeeeeeeel…!"

Darthemius: "Oh, we got an e-mail." (Taking another package) "Can you check it our, Diana?"

Diana: "Sure." (Checking out e-mail) "We actually got two messages…"

Naruto: "Well, what's the first one?"

Diana: "It's from some Morpheus guy, who's asking if there is a Neo here…"

Naruto and Darthemius: "NO!"

Diana (In slight shock): "W-What?"

Darthemius: "Write that if he calls us one more time, we are coming for his ass!"

Diana: "Oh, alright…"

Naruto: "So?"

Diana: "So what?"

Naruto: "Who's the second from?"

Diana: "Someone named Sephiroth."

Darthemius: "Ho, a message from Seph! What's he saying?"

Diana: "It's actually a job request…"

Darthemius: "Ha! So he has finally decided to let us on that blond spiky moron?"

Naruto: "Hey!"

Darthemius: "Not you, another blond spiky moron."

Naruto: "Oh…"

Diana: "No, actually he's asking to kill some Kefka…"

Darthemius: "What?!"

Naruto: "Who's Kefka?"

Darthemius: "Main bad guy in Final Fantasy 6… but that makes no sense."

Naruto: "Why is that?"

Darthemius: "Well, Kefka is actually a nice guy! And he has a sense of humor too."

Diana: "Well, he says that some people think Kefka is better than him."

Darthemius: "What nonsense!"

Diana: "No, look! They say that unlike Sephiroth, Kefka was insane to begin with. Then he's not letting some severed head to order him around. And in the end he actually succeeded in destroying the world."

Darthemius: "W-Well…"

Darthemius's cell phone: "I have voices in my head…"

Darthemius (Picking up his phone): "Excuse me one second… Yeah? Yeah, I did…What?! You have found him?! Great, we'll be there shortly!" (Cancelling the call) "Come on, let's roll!"

Diana: "Where to?"

Darthemius (Happily): "We have a job to do!"

Naruto: "But man, we still have to put all this cola in the fridge!"

Darthemius: "Do you remember that motherfucker who got us sued six chapters ago?"

Naruto (In anger): "Of course I do! Son of a bitch managed to steal all our money! I could actually admire that, if he didn't do it legally…"

Darthemius: "Well rejoice, because we are going straight for his ass!"

The Netherworld. Laharl's castle…

Diana: "Shit, how did we get here so quickly?!"

Darthemius: "Nothing special. Don't underestimate taxi service; it can take you anywhere…"

Diana: "Even in another world?!"

Darthemius (Shrugging): "Well, if tips are good…"

?: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA !"

Naruto: "That's him!"

?: "Who dares to infiltrate the castle of great Laharl?!"

Darthemius: "Wanna guess, you son of a bitch?!"

Laharl: "Ah, it's you. It was very foolish to come here. My power is at its peak in this place!"

Naruto: "It doesn't matter if your power at its peak or not, jabroni! Tonight I'm gonna whop your little candy ass, and there are two things you can do about it: absolutely nothing and like it!"

Laharl: "Oh really? And what makes you think…?"

Darthemius: "That we can beat you?! Simple, we know your weakness!" (Tearing off Diana's top and bra)

Laharl (With wide eyes): "Aaaaah!"

Diana: "What the…?!"

Darthemius: "Eternal love!"

Laharl: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! NOT THAT WORD!"

Darthemius: "Now, Naruto!"

Naruto: "Omnislash!"

SLASH.

Laharl (Falling to pieces): "I demand a rematch!"

Naruto (Smirking): "Tough luck, pal! Wait for the sequel like everyone else!"

KO!

Winner: Uzumaki Naruto!

Naruto: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Diana and Darthemius (Continuing to look): "…"

Naruto: "What, dammit?!"

Darthemius: "You know what to say, right?"

Naruto: "Hell no! I'm not saying that!"

Diana: "Oh, come on, Naruto! Just once!"

Naruto: "I said no! And…"

?: "Hey, what happened here?"

Naruto: "Who in the blue hell are you?!"

?: "Oh, I'm sorry! My name is Flonne, I'm an angel in training! And… hey, you're Uzumaki Naruto!"

Naruto (Smiling proudly): "Sure I am!"

Flonne: "You're so strong!"

Naruto: "Of course!"

Flonne: "And you're so brave!"

Naruto: "Naturally!"

Flonne: "And you… you say dattebayo a lot!"

Pause…

Naruto and Diana: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Naruto: "You're dead!"

...