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Chapter 121 - Because You're Just An Asshole

Lin Mingyang felt as if his and Mark Zuckerberg's rooms weren't quite the same as Billy Olsen's and theirs.

"Mark and his ex-roommate both fought over the bed, and those two broke up the bunk beds because it seemed fairer that way no one would sleep on top of anyone. Mark, who had a habit of littering his own and other people's desks as he went along, when his ex-roommate didn't graduate, the other guy's girlfriend would sometimes come over and tidy up those desks and throw out some of the trash. Then the guy graduated and no one cleaned up the trash and the room became what it is now." Billy Olson explained.

The situation was a bit better than Lin Mingyang had imagined, unfortunately Mark Zuckerberg wasn't in the dormitory at the moment, so he wasn't able to meet that crazy genius right away. Just as he was looking at the pile of garbage in his room and wondering what he should do with it, the door to the suite suddenly slammed.

"Mark he should have brought his own key?" Glyn Nutter looked confused.

"I didn't order out today either **** Leigh Olsen and he exchanged a glance, then together they twisted their heads to look at Lin Mingyang, "Could it be looking for you?"

Thinking of the two girls downstairs who were in a chokehold fight, a bad feeling suddenly rose in Lin Mingyang's heart.

Billy Olsen was about to open the door when Lin Ming Yang suddenly called out to him, "Don't open the door, they should be looking for me!"

But Billy Olsen had already pulled the door open a small crack, he only glanced outward before he slammed the door shut in fear, then patted himself on the chest, "How did you mess with the two of them?"

By the sound of his voice, he seemed to recognize the two girls outside the door.

"Mark Zuckerberg hacked into the dormitory's LAN some time ago, and then put some girls' photos on the internet, a lot of them are those girls' private photos, the pretty one outside the door, her bath photo has the highest number of clicks!" Billy Olsen deadpanned against the door despite the increasingly violent knocking at the door, "This was my idea."

"Did you post that girl's bath photo online too?" Grim Nath badgered linking this matter to Lin Mingyang.

"I don't have any pictures of them, but they must want pictures of me!" Lin Mingyang took off his sunglasses, then pulled off the wig on his head with one hand. Billy Olsen and Green Nutt froze at the same time, there was no way they wouldn't recognize Lin Ming Yang's face.

"I forgot to introduce myself just now, but now I guess I don't need to!" Lin Ming Yang shrugged, "Those two outside the door are reporters from the Harvard Crimson, they're here to interview me."

"Definitely don't let them in, especially that pretty chick named Ginny!" Billy Olsen blocked the door of the room with a flurry of determination, "I'll be dead if she comes in."

"The big deal is that I'll just take a nude picture of you and post it on the internet, it's not like you'll suffer anyway!" Whether it was Lin Ming Yang's interview or Billy Olsen's debt dodging, this had nothing to do with Green Nutt, who was the only one who still had the leisure to joke at this moment. After learning about Lin Ming Yang's identity, the first thing Green Nutt said when he opened his mouth was to ask him for all the autographed photos.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

The knocking on the door grew more and more violent, and now both Ginny and Luna outside the door were certain that the Lin Ming Yang they were looking for was hiding in this suite.

Topping the doorway Billy Olsen cried out, "Gotta think of a way quickly, if this keeps up, sooner or later the door will be whacked by them!"

"They won't be able to get in for a while, we can sit on the couch and have a drink first, it's been a wonderful day. Having this Mark Zuckerberg guy is enough of a headache, and now that Felix is here, it's going to be hard to keep a low profile in our dorm from now on!" Glyn Nutt waved Billy Olsen toward him, gesturing for him to relax, in a typical stand-offish gesture.

Lin Mingyang and Billy Olsen glanced at each other, although they had only just met, at this moment, they shared an idea, and the still-unknown Grimm-Nat became a victim of their plan.

After hearing their plan, Grim Nath's head shook like a rattle drum: "I'm not going to be a victim!"

"Come on, you're a Gay, it wouldn't hurt you to do that!" Billy Olsen's eyes twinkled, he knew that this Grimm Nutt kid wasn't that easy to fall for, then he made a color towards Lin Ming Yang, and immediately threw out an even more tempting offer, "If you help us get rid of those two girls at the door, all the dormitory hygiene from now on will be left to me!"

"I'll give you fifty autographed photos, and they're in Chinese." Lin Mingyang also offered his own generous price.

"None of it will be reversed?" Grim Nath was immediately moved, cleaning the dormitory that was a small matter, but Lin Mingyang's autographed photos, get outside the market price is 10 dollars, if the Chinese version, the price can quadruple.

Lin Ming Yang and Billy Olsen nodded together, and Green Nutter gritted his teeth, "Then I'll make a sacrifice today!"

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Ginny and Luna took turns knocking on the door of suite H33, but half a day didn't see any reaction, and finally the two ladies' gentle knocking turned into a forceful slap on the door, but the person inside still had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid to open the water, and said that he wouldn't open it without opening it.

Ginny's hands hurt, but the door didn't budge. After replacing Luna, she just raised her hand, the door opened, a face of excitement Ginny and Luna at the same time to the room inside the rush, but rushed in the forefront of the Luna suddenly screamed, and then cover the face of the busy to run out the door.

Half a step slower than Luna Ginny rushed into the foyer when the whole body stripped to the light of the Green Nutt is posing the famous sculpture David's that shape, she blushed, but not like Luna was immediately scared to flee, just froze there.

Grim-Nat was also depressed that the girl who had entered the room before he posed was scared off by him. When he posed, the girl who followed him in wasn't about to run, which made him even more depressed.

Ginny let out a giggle as she pointed at Grim Nutter, "I know you guys are Gay, so your trick won't work on me!"

Just at this time, the last member of the Kirkland dormitory, suite H33, that Mark Zuckerberg who was quite expected by Lin Ming Yang walked into the dormitory dragging a 2-meter-long whiteboard, which was a tool used by computer experts to inspire them, they liked to draw charts and diagrams on it to show the kind of ideas in their heads that were big and bold but not easy to realize.

Mark Zuckerberg was a small, slim man with a lightly freckled face under thick brown curly hair that made him look less like a 19-year-old and more like a 15-year-old. He wears baggy jeans and rubber sandals over a T-shirt with an unexpected pattern and text.

The look on Mark Zuckerberg's face as he watched a laughing Ginny and a naked Glyn Nutt across from him was two words: admiration!

Ginny could no longer laugh, because she saw Mark Zuckerberg looking straight at himself, and then the other party suddenly stretched out his hand, "My name is Mark Zuckerberg, this beautiful woman, we seem to know each other?"

"After posting all the bath photos online, of course you know me!" Ginny's entire face was gloomy.

"You're in on it... "Mark Zuckerberg covered his mouth in feigned surprise, "I mean, that was just a misunderstanding!"

"Misunderstanding?" Ginny grunted with a sneer, "A misunderstanding and you take someone's privacy and make a name for yourself?"

"Those pictures can be I was carefully selected, like that woman who covered her face and ran out just now, I don't even have the desire to invade her computer, her boobs are too flat!" Mark Zuckerberg was very serious about his guarantee, he just wanted to use this to prove his own taste.

"Whose boobs are you calling flat?" Luna's voice rang out behind Zuckerberg, she covered her face and ran out before realizing that something was wrong and then immediately turned back, just in time to hear the conversation between Ginny and Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg didn't even have time to explain before she was slapped hard.

This side of Ginny did not hesitate to take out her cell phone, open the camera in front of Green Nutt shook, scared him hastily cover the vital parts, "You want to take pictures?"

"If you don't let go, I'll really take pictures!" Ginny held up her cell phone threateningly.

With his reputation at stake, Grimm Nutt didn't want the free dormitory cleaning, and he couldn't care less about Lin Ming Yang's Chinese autographed photo, after yelling "female hooligan", Grimm Nutt busily rushed into the bathroom next to him.

After Green Nutt, Ginny swaggered into the living room of the suite, and Luna was about to follow in, but was covered by the face of Mark Zuckerberg stopped, "Miss, you slap me, this I tolerate, but this is a men's apartment, if you break in, I'm going to call the police!"

Luna then remembered that Mark Zuckerberg also lived in this suite, "Why didn't you say anything about the woman who just went in?"

"Because she didn't punch me in the face and has bigger boobs than you!" Mark Zuckerberg barbarically stopped at the door, he had a defense this time, Luna wanting to slap him again would not be as easy as just now.

"You may be a successful computer talent, but no girl will ever like you, not because you're full of unrealistic ideas, but because you're simply an asshole!" Luna pointed at Mark Zuckerberg's nose, "I'm a reporter from the Harvard Crimson, offend me and I'll make you die a horrible death later!"

"I don't need you to worry about my personal problems!" Mark Zuckerberg slammed the door behind him, directly turning Luna away.

Luna raised her fist in anger and was about to slam the door when Mark Zuckerberg opened it again. He poked his head out of the doorway, "I forgot to add that the newspaper I hate the most right now is the Harvard Crimson, 'greet' your editor-in-chief for me, and just tell him to go to hell!"

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In terms of looks and figure, looking at the whole of Harvard, the Ginny in front of her could be considered first-class anyhow, but she was grimacing at the moment, making Billy Olson across the table feel like he was on pins and needles.

"Uploading my photos to the Internet, this is your idea?"

"I'm just suggesting that all the bad stuff was done by that Mark guy alone!" Before Mark Zuckerberg could come in, Billy Olsen took all the blame off his head.

"And it was your idea to have that guy naked - in the way?"

"It was his idea!" Billy Olsen didn't hesitate to sell Lin Mingyang out.

"Felix, in order to thank you for helping us with the shoot today, I'm going to do an exclusive interview for you, I hope you don't refuse!" With Billy Olsen, she still had a chilly face, but when it came to Lin Ming Yang, Ginny completely changed her attitude, and there was even a hint of pettiness in her tone.

Lin Ming Yang and Billy Olsen simultaneously shivered, this beauty changed her face faster than turning over a book.

"I helped you keep that competitor out, is Ms. Ginny giving me an exclusive interview as well?" At this time Mark Zuckerberg walked into the living room, the slap mark on his face hadn't completely faded yet, but the cynical smile had already hung up.

"I'm not interested in freckle-faced guys!" Ginny turned her head straight away, not even bothering to look at him.

"The famous Felix Lin, I hear you're my new roommate, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, I'm glad I can share a bedroom with you!" Mark Zuckerberg showed just the right amount of enthusiasm after learning Lin Mingyang's identity, neither cold and rusty nor curtly curt.

"I heard you got a website?" Lin Mingyang got up and shook his hand.

Mark Zuckerberg's eyes lit up, "You're also interested in that website?"

"I'm interested in the story behind your development of that website, maybe in a few years, I'll make a biographical movie about you!"

"Only famous people make biographical movies, you think I'll be famous in the future?" Mark Zuckerberg asked curiously.

"Are there fewer wealth myths born on the internet?"

Mark Zuckerberg sighed with a pretense of regret, "But what I lack the most right now is money!"

"Only the struggle can show the value of wealth!" Mark Zuckerberg was secretly testing the waters, while Lin Mingyang was delegating to a false snake. The two foxes, who were not close in age but were equally cunning, fell into a tie in their first meeting encounter.

"Alright, then I won't bother you chatting with this beauty!"

Mark Zuckerberg had brought himself that whiteboard and placed it in the foyer leading to the bedchamber, as it was the only place in the entire suite that had enough room for the big guy. He soon went into a state of oblivion, and all sorts of dazzling equations and symbols appeared on the board, with curved and twisted lines of various colors stretching out all over the place. Zuckerberg occasionally stood in the living room of his dorm room staring at what was written on it, marker clutched in his hand, pushing the whiteboard against the wall if someone passed by. Sometimes he would retreat to the doorway of the room to get a better view.

Green Nutter, who had ducked into the bathroom, never showed up, and Billy Olsen made a random excuse to slip back into his bedroom, leaving Lin Mingyang and Ginny alone in the living room for a while.

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