Trouble at Town Hall

"What the fuck!?"

"Phil?!"

While Rizz shouted in reaction, Bob gasped in shock. 

The goblin was alarmed to discover that the goose was beyond quick. There was a bruise on the back of Rizz's neck before he knew the goose had attacked. But that didn't stop Rizz from ducking and diving out of harm's way. 

"Down Phil! Ba-a-ad bird!" Bob bleated, watching the brown-bodied, black-necked goose follow the goblin guest in the blink of an eye. 

Rizz rolled back to his feet with hands now on his daggers. But the flying goose was already flanking him.

"Normal goose my ass!" 

"Don't hu-u-urt him! Or the mayor will have your head!" Bob cried out. 

"Then stop the flapping fucker before I'm forced to!" Rizz grunted as a dagger was placed in his mouth. "And cover my medical bills!"