Ramen Thief

"This username sucks ass," Minjun said as he looked June in the eye. 

"Minjun!" Grandma yelled, just having finished her night shower. "Don't curse, you foolish child."

"I'm just telling the truth!" Minjun yelled. "Look at his username, Grandma. You can't tell me it doesn't look bad," he said, showing her June's phone. 

June looked at Grandma with wide, bright eyes. It wasn't too bad, right?

However, Grandma quickly pursed her lips when she saw his username. 

"See, it's bad!" Minjun chuckled. 

Grandma let out a sigh. "It is pretty bad. Why didn't you stick with a much simpler username?" she asked. 

"I tried everything," June said. "That's the most I could do. Who would have thought that this would be hard? You have a Navel too, right, Grandma?" he asked. 

Grandma nodded. "I made one with Minjun last month since I wanted to monitor your progress on Rising Stars."