Chapter 540: Xiao Yao's bad RNG

"Come on, take me to your shithole."

Xiao Yao calmly crossed her arms and said, "Today, I really want to see whether the shit you produce is square or round."

"Uh..."

Hearing this statement, Fang Mo was clearly taken aback.

However, he quickly recovered. Judging by the current situation, he was likely already exposed, but honestly, Fang Mo didn't know where exactly the problem lay.

So, he thought for a moment.

Fang Mo decided to play dumb for a bit longer.

"Hey, you're talking about me taking a dump?"

Thinking this, Fang Mo's gaze began to wander, and he randomly pointed in a direction and said, "It seems to be over there... But, speaking of which, I've shat quite a bit. Are you sure you want to see?"

"Heh."

At these words, Xiao Yao scoffed coldly: "You talk as if no one has ever seen shit before."

After saying this, without waiting for Fang Mo to speak.

She took the initiative and walked towards the direction Fang Mo had pointed.

However, due to the previous battle between Fang Mo and Tatsumaki, the underground laboratory had already become a ruin, and Xiao Yao had only taken a few steps forward when she was blocked by a wall.

"That... shall I carry you up?"

Fang Mo tentatively suggested.

However, the other party simply ignored him, silently summoning Alex.

Alex's right hand switched from a wrench to a cube, and with a swing downward, there was a "thud" sound, and a circular stone block with a diameter of one meter instantly appeared on the ground.

Clearly, the other party intended to make a staircase to climb up.

This would be normal in Minecraft.

But the issue was... this little one was just too short.

Steve and Alex, standing nearly two meters tall, could smash rocks with their bare hands and eat rotten flesh, making them platinum-tier close combat stand. Hence, after playing MC for too long, some players might get confused, like thinking a grass block isn't that big.

But in reality...

Xiao Yao stared at the massive original stone block in front of her, lost in thought.

"..."

And Fang Mo, standing behind her, seeing this scene, was about to burst out laughing, his whole body shaking uncontrollably.

This was mainly because Fang Mo had imagined the other party clumsily trying to climb up using her feet and hands on the circular stone, leaning slightly to the left in her petite body, showing an effortful pose...

If he weren't afraid of being kicked in the knee for laughing out loud.

Fang Mo would probably have laughed himself breathless by now.

But until the end, Xiao Yao didn't climb up as Fang Mo had imagined. Instead, she built a few wooden stairs along the circular stone and then walked up.

Seeing this, Fang Mo was greatly disappointed.

But still, he cooperated and followed behind her.

Of course, Fang Mo wasn't just walking; his brain was rapidly working, trying to figure out a way to resolve the current situation.

And very quickly.

He suddenly had an idea.

"Hmm?"

Suddenly, Fang Mo noticed Steve's backpack. In a corner of the oversized backpack, a brown ingot quietly lay there.

The Shit Mod!

It was time to let it play its role!

Thinking this, Fang Mo immediately summoned Steve, ready to have him deliver the shit.

But when Steve really reached out, ready to hand him the shit... Fang Mo suddenly hesitated.

After all, that was real shit, and touching it with his hands... Considering that MC products are supposed to be quality goods, wouldn't the smell of this shit be extremely potent?

Honestly, Fang Mo even wanted to complain about the "realization" judgment.

Why did items have to be touched by hand to materialize?

Couldn't it just be thrown on the ground?

Of course, there are also items that can materialize just by being placed on the ground, such as block-type items, but the problem is...

Who the hell can shit a cubic meter of it?

That's not even imaginable from Hentai manga.

And just when Fang Mo was indecisive, Xiao Yao seemed to sense something too, slightly turned her head back, and just then saw the shit ingot in Steve's hand.

"Heh..."

Seeing this, Xiao Yao scoffed coldly: "What, planning to knead shit on the spot, huh?"

"Ah."

Seeing his ploy exposed on the spot, Fang Mo resignedly gave up and dismissed his stand, Steve, then spread his hands and said, "Alright, I'm not pretending anymore, let's be clear."

"Actually, I've already eaten it."

Fang Mo stated earnestly: "I didn't want to let you know about this..."

"..."

After hearing Fang Mo's explanation, Xiao Yao immediately fell silent, and after a long while, she couldn't help but wipe her face: "Big brother, what exactly have you been doing behind my back?"

"Well, it's nothing much..."

Faced with his partner's question, Fang Mo also silently hid his phone even better.

"If I have to say, it's probably just fighting the House of Evolution's Carnage Kabuto, and then I discovered that this place seems to unlock quite a few mods, and then I fought with the hero who came after that..."

"That's it?"

Xiao Yao listened and felt a bit strange: "You didn't need to hide that from me, right?"

"It's mainly because explaining this is a bit complicated..."

Fang Mo scratched his head and said: "The hero who came was Tatsumaki, and we did have a big fight, but we made up later, then we discussed a topic about educating sister, you know I have a sister, but I can't go back in a short time, so... sigh."

"Oh, that's it."

Xiao Yao nodded in understanding, not pursuing anything further, but after thinking for a while, she asked: "Didn't you say you could send dreams? Why not go back and take a look?"

"Yeah, I'll try in a few days."

Fang Mo's gaze shifted quickly, changing the topic: "Oh... by the way, why did you suddenly come out? Planning to experience this World with me?"

"I'd like to, but there's still a ton of mess to sort out in MC."

Xiao Yao rolled her eyes: "As an industrial party, not using up the resources at home is the greatest insult to me."

"So you came out because..."

"I just happened to hear a bunch of system notification sounds, so I got a bit curious."

First, Xiao Yao explained, then she said: "I want to know if I can unlock mods, and if I can, I have something I'd like to test."

"Oh, that's it."

Fang Mo also nodded: "Then just go ahead and test it."

"Okay."

Xiao Yao agreed, then took out a very tech-looking long sword, and also pulled out several metal plates, starting to tinker with them on the spot.

It has to be said, the hands-on ability of this industrial player was indeed strong. Fang Mo curiously leaned over for a look, only to find that the other party was actually using the long sword to cut the plate material, then assembling it into something like a box. Of course, this thing was not exquisite, at first glance, it looked just like the kind of box you would see in an MC figurine, perfectly square.

However, even so, when Xiao Yao installed the last gold plate.

A system prompt sounded in Fang Mo's mind.

[System Notification: New mod feature detected, research to obtain download permissions.]

And hearing this system prompt, Fang Mo and Xiao Yao looked up at each other at the same time, clearly surprise flashing in their eyes.

"More box mods, huh?"

Fang Mo looked at his partner and smiled, then said: "You know, I was actually planning to study this mod..."

"So what should I do now?"

Xiao Yao looked at the uniquely shaped gold box in front of her and asked.

"The system tells you to study it, normally you just need to stare at it blankly. But you could also touch it with your hands."

"Oh, okay."

Xiao Yao nodded, then tried to touch the gold box a couple of times.

However, what neither of them expected was that as she made this move, the system quickly popped up a notification that Fang Mo had never heard before.

[System Notification: Research failed, player xiaoyao does not have the permissions to add mods to the server.]

"It doesn't work?"

After hearing this system notification, Xiao Yao didn't say much, just subconsciously nodded: "Hmm... seems like it's a permissions problem, come over and touch it."

"Oh."

Fang Mo responded, then walked over and casually touched Xiao Yao's head.

"I told you to touch the box!"

The other party exploded.

"Hahaha!" Fang Mo immediately laughed happily, then reached out and touched the box, and very quickly, a system prompt sounded.

[System Notification: Researched "Precious Metals" and "Box" concepts, you have obtained download permission for a new mod.]

[System Notification: More box mods start downloading.]

[System Notification: More box mods download completed, load now?]

[System Notification: More box mods successfully loaded.]

[System Notification: Since you have downloaded and run a new mod, you have obtained a Lucky Block, which will randomly draw an item from any known mod.]

"Exactly as expected."

And hearing the system's prompt, Xiao Yao also showed a thoughtful expression: "It seems only the server owner can add mods, that's reasonable..."

"Hmm, got another Lucky Block."

But unlike Xiao Yao's focus, Fang Mo was no longer that interested in mods, since he only played a few himself, so he was now more concerned about the draw times: "Over twenty Lucky Blocks... damn, this place really is my blessed land!"

"Then do you want to draw a few to see?"

Xiao Yao asked.

"Drawing a few works." Hearing his partner's words, Fang Mo also subconsciously nodded, these Lucky Blocks were indeed piling up a bit too much, and honestly, now that the House of Evolution had been blown up like this, Fang Mo was a bit worried whether this place still counted as mod heaven.

Thinking this.

Fang Mo directly took out ten Lucky Blocks, then casually handed five to Alex: "Let's draw together, it's time to compete in luck!"

"Me?"

Xiao Yao suddenly frowned: "Forget it, my luck is really bad..."

"Don't worry, your body is all white." Hearing this, Fang Mo also grandly waved his hand: "Your body was personally made by your brother... I know whether it's black or not, hurry up and open it!"

And after he finished speaking.

Fang Mo himself started opening the Lucky Blocks first.

Accompanied by five beams of light, five items instantly appeared in Steve's inventory.

Fang Mo looked and found that these five items were the Feminization Core, Flesh, Forbidden Torch, Creative Spikes Block, and finally, Infinity... Grains of Infinity.

Upon seeing these five items clearly, Fang Mo also sighed in relief.

It seems that even if the House of Evolution was almost torn down by Tatsumaki, the concept of mod heaven still holds, this is really good news.

Thinking this.

Fang Mo immediately turned to look at Xiao Yao beside him.

"How's it going?" At this moment, Fang Mo was in a good mood and couldn't help but ask expectantly: "Did you get any good items?"

"...You see for yourself."

However, unexpectedly, Xiao Yao's expression wasn't looking so good.

"Hmm?"

Hearing her say this, Fang Mo was also puzzled, his mind moved, and he directly activated the server owner's permissions, checking Alex' backpack.

And with this look, he was immediately stunned.

Alex' backpack actually had very few things, other than the wrench and metal plates needed for work earlier, the only things left were the five items in the inventory, which were a piece of Dark Circular Stone, two Ink Sacs, a pinch of Black Ash, plus a piece of Coal.

"Sorry, my fault..."

Seeing this, Fang Mo tragically wiped his face: "You'd better go back to making machines."

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