Unexpected Appearance

The child muttered to himself, 'Why am I feeling sleepy? I have barely been awake for three months and I am already getting tired.'

He looked up and saw the face of countless people staring at him in expectation, as they waited for him to speak, irritated he suddenly screamed, 

"Why are you looking at this solution in absolute terms? Yes, I know that compared to me you guys are ridiculously weak, but could you not think of other uses for your weakness, like say, instead of fighting against the control of others in your creation, why don't you institute a firm rule that marks everyone who creates life? That should be simple for you all, right? Or is that too much?"