Hello Dogfather

Tink woke me up, "Time to prepare Harry, get a shower and come to the chair room." Now I am getting bossed around by… well basically me. He is a copy of my personality and memory along with the knowledge of Alteran. At the room I sat in the chair and went over my options, I have six Houses with a seat in the wizengamot, allied with four, and have a bunch of vassals that have to obey me… I rule!

"Tink, can you keep a lock on me and beam me out of that trap if it needs to?"

Tink: "I can do better, I can have a lock on everybody in that room, I am mentally connected with you, so think of something and it will happen. I prepared some gadgets, and no, not like James fucking Bond.

Liquid armor, for working in space, think armor, it will cover you, and you can survive for a month in space, they are nanites, in this bracelet with an expansion rune on it, they form an armor in less than a second, your shield should cover the second delay. Your High counselor's robes, to wear at your meeting."

"Thank's Tink, say can you hack in the wizarding radio and send a live feed from the wizengamot to everyone? Even turn them on? It should be a blast to hear Fudge embarrassing himself live on air. I was also thinking of the dementors, Fudge usually has one or two on standby, can we beam them away with a light show and spread their molecules in outer space?" I am drifting again, I know.

Think: "You are connected to the chair, so you don't have to sit on it anymore, also the same to the transporter beam, with a mental command anywhere on earth, you can activate them."

"When I get back we will deal with the looses ends on earth, like the goa'uld and the Stargate in the US, did you get the spaceship of Isis, last night? And if I remember right there should be one on Mars to but I am not sure, it could be from a fanfic story.

Create a prison with some stasis pods for the goa'uld on earth, then research or calibrate the beaming tech, to beam the snake out the body, even when they are shielded, and a way to deal with Anubis, he has to go first before the others.

For the girls, Hermione, Susan and Hannah need their testing in here, and we can prepare a package for them to get them started on Pandora. Start the shipyard up, let the nanites go multiplying like crazy for a while so we can speed things up."

Tink: "The ship of Isis is beamed here and is now a part of Bapsy, I have some gadgets from it saved for your museum. I can beam the Stargate from the south pole here right now if you want. And I think the goblins may have a way to deal with Anubis, or you can try an Avada kedavra on it, he is a being of energy, a soul of energy? I will test Hermione, Susan, Hannah and not to forget Missy before they set off in space, if you prepare a package first I can upload it to the girls."

Concentrating on the procedures for colonizing a new planet, regulating houses and infrastructure, satellites and defenses, I put the layout of a first city, from sewers to a bird's nest on the tallest tower.

I was ordering construction robots, to do the building, the nanites are a family possession, sole for our needs. Those nanites are too dangerous to give away.

The Alteran way of life needs a bit of tuning, we have to calculate in the habits of wizards that have lived a few thousand years in the wilderness. It is like Tarzan returning to England, but he had better-looking underpants. I heard some wizards are going commando under their robes.

Anyway, I created a package and woke the girls up.

Grumbling because it was only seven o clock, I directed Hermione, Susan, Hannah and Missy to the chair. Hermione topped at 70%, Susan at 69% and Hannah at 68%. Missy got a solid 55%.

Hermoine thought a bit, "Harry, claim Melody and let Melody claim you, I think that will get her a boost." Well, we can only try.

"I Harry James Potter claim Melody Harper to be one of my wives, So mote it be."

Missy: "I Melody Harper Claim Harry James Potter to be our Husband, he is ours." The light show was impressive like always. Missy tested again at 65%.

"I prepared a package about colonizing a new planet, we are not using nanites for it. The nanites are for our family uses only, there are enough construction robots in the package, to begin with,

If we go on the brain capacity to process the knowledge, if we go on Melody's first result, wizardkind is from 15 to 55 %, so we give everyone the tech from twenty million years ago. That is the tech, they can process without frying their brains.

Your brains are at a level of seven million years ago, the Lanteans went from 80 to 90%, with 95% being the threshold to ascend without trying, you can ascent with 85%, lower if you focus only on that.

I did a brain check on me and clocked at 91%, so I am in the upper regions, the Peverell legacy changed me, and you too.

We keep the good stuff for us, for now, we have to get a stable society, before we let those wizards loose on the galaxy. We need Alterans, not a swarm of locusts.

Also, try to speak only Alteran on Pandora, there is no need for hundreds of languages to sift through, everyone entering Pandora needs to get the language packet with high school education. And above all have fun." We entered my mindscape, and they received the knowledge.

I said my goodbye's, wished Missy good luck on her Newts and beamed to the Tonks. Andromeda let me in, "Interesting outfit Lord Potter, are you trying to set a new trend?"

"Aunt Andy, I can hardly call this a new trend, I think this trend is some couple of millennia old. Did you had a visit from Aunt Narcissa?"

Andy: "Yes, she is staying here for the moment, I want to go over it with you first so I don't overstep my boundaries. She hasn't got the mark but still believes in blood purity, I have two options: one is a small mansion in the area of Gloucester, the other option is a vineyard in France, both with a starters fund, I suggest two hundred thousand Galleons. So the community can't claim we send them to the beggars."

"My vote is for France, so the little ponce can get a new start, there are fast ways to learn French yes? What is it that Narcissa want?"

Andy: "To go back at Malfoy manor and her old life."

"Too bad, her idiot husband should have not tried to kill me then, she can be glad I didn't kick her on the street with that moron of a son."

Narcissa: "My son is not a moron, Lord Black, neither is my husband."

"Well… I can only say that you have to get checked for loyalty potions, or you are just a moron too. Your husband got himself branded with Voldemort's mark, swore fealty to the heir of Slytherin. So basically he gave away his Lordship to a fanatic idiot, so he is not a moron?"

I stopped the discussion, holding my hand up. "You get two hundred thousand galleons and a vineyard in France, if Draco plans to take action at me, I will squib him. If he builds his own life up, he will get the Malfoy lordship, mind you, he has to earn it back. Now I have some things to talk to Master Theodore, so excuse me, Aunt Andy will set you up."

Nothing is so stupid as a devoted wife, the husband can get away with murder and still, they are finding excuses for him. Believe me, I knew some.

Tonks let me in his office, "Lord Potter, are you prepared for it?"

"Master Tonks, there are the proxies to divide. I thought Davis for Slytherin, Greengrass for Lestrange, Lovegood for Peverell, Abbot for Black if Sirius doesn't want it, or Potter, Madam Bones for Gryffindor. And you for Malfoy, if Abbot wants Potter, Aunt Andy can have a proxy for Black.

How does that sound? You can switch the Houses between you, just let me know. But time is short."

Tonks: "It is eight o clock if we leave now, we can consult the others before the mot starts. Can you ask your elves to transport us there?" "Sure, Dobby can you bring us to the ministry please?"

With a pop, we arrived at the welcoming desk. "Name and wand please." another numbed clerk, "Lord Harry James Potter, Lord of House Potter, Slytherin, Gryffindor, Black, Peverell, Lestrange, Gaunt, Yaxley and I may forget some. Here is my wand sir. Oh yeah, Malfoy too."

Tonks just rolled his eyes, "Tonks and Lord Potter for the wizengamot."

"Spoilsport, for the few times I can flaunt my titles, can't I have some fun." laughing we made our way to the meeting room we reserved for us. Everyone was waiting for us.

Lady Davis: "My, my, Lord Potter, are you setting a new trend?" Hey, just like Aunt Andi,

"No Lady Davis this was high fashion ten thousand years ago. Anyway, there are the proxies to divide.

I suggest Lord Davis for Slytherin, Lord Greengrass for Lestrange, Lord Lovegood for Peverell, Lord Abbot for Black or Potter if Sirius doesn't want it, Madam Bones for Gryffindor. Master Tonks for Malfoy, if Lord Abbot wants Potter, Aunt Andy can have a proxy for Black.

You can switch the Houses between you, I also have House Gaunt and Yaxley but I don't know they have a seat here."

Lady Abbot: "Sweat Merlin, he is collecting them, he will end up with half of Britain's Lordships"

I heard that comment, it was on the tip of my tongue to say that I have a dozen wives too, but I don't want to upset the daddies. Or say that they at the moment are buzzing through the stars. If Flora is driving then they are zig-zagging like a drunken bat through an asteroid field. Hey, can I claim the Carrows Lordship? Nah, don't be greedy.

The Lords and Lady's were dividing the cake, I asked Madam Bones if she knew what Sirius was planning about his future and the House Black. Madam Bones said Sirius's only goal in life was my well-being. In the end, the Lords decided to follow my suggestions.

In the chamber of the wizengamot, a clerk called it was about to start, Tiberius Ogden, the oldest Lord present called the emergency meeting to order. Fudge was looking nervous and the toad had a grim look on her face.

Ogden: "I call this emergency meeting to a start, is there anything to announce before we start the trials?"

Madam Bones: "A new Lord is waiting to be introduced and claim his seats in the wizengamot, I call on Harry James Potter to claim his rightful seats." That is my cue, now we are going to shake the tree and see what falls down.

Walking to the center I amplified my voice: "I Harry James Potter do claim the Lordships of House Potter by blood, House Peverell by blood and artifacts, House Gryffindor by blood and valor, House Slytherin by Blood and right of conquest, House Black by blood and in heritage, House Lestrange for breaking contracts and debts, House Malfoy for betraying his Lord, House Gaunt by right of conquest and House Yaxley for betraying his Lord." Bamm… and don't let me repeat it again or I drop some houses, and here the suckers thinking I was in here to claim a house or two. By now every wizarding radio was turned on and broadcasting the sitting.

Ogden: "Do you have any proof for all these claims Lord Potter?" if he thinks I will tell the tales of all those Houses he can wait forever. Posh time.

"I Harry James Potter do swear on my life and magic The Lordships I claimed are rightfully mine. So mote it be." I raised my hand and called "Lumos!" Yes, wandless bitches, I cranked it up a little before I turned it off silently.

"Does anyone want to dispute my claim? They can take an oath to." Silence in the hall, it was a ballsy move to swear on your life and magic, few dare to do it.

Ogden: "we acknowledge your claims Lord Potter, House Yaxley and Gaunt don't have seats in the wizengamot, Gryffindor, Slytherin and Peverell were dormant for centuries, we will revive them, you are too young to take a seat in the wizengamot, who do you have for Proxies?

After swearing each proxy in, I took a seat in the visitor's section.

Lord Davis: "Lord Slytherin is calling on his vassals to vote like him, as they have sworn to do when they took an oath of fealty at the Heir of Slytherin. If they fail to do so, their lordship will be forfeit to him."

Ogden: "The Heir of Slytherin? There was only one who claimed to be the heir."

Lord Davis: "Yes that is the one they swore fealty to. By right of conquest all titles became the property of Lord Slytherin including his vassals, it is quite the list, Malfoy, Yaxley and Lestrange lost theirs already, I suspect more will follow."

Lord Greengrass: "I suggest we begin with the trials. Madam Bones if you please."

Madam Bones: "We begin with the trial of Peter Pettigrew, he is accused to have betrayed the Potters to Voldemort, and faked his own dead framing Sirius Black."

Fudge: "That can't be! We only found his finger, he is dead."

Madam Bones: "Well minister we found the rest of him, very much alive, you were on the crime scene, didn't you investigate? Asked questions? Interrogate Sirius Black, you were the one who arrested him?" 'Oh bloody Merlin, now I sound just like that brat.' Madam Bones was getting depressed, she was doing double shifts for more than a week now, and wanted to get it over with.

"Bring Pettigrew in." Man those trials were getting boring, they were going all over the happenings again, at least they fed him the truth potion. He was singing like a canary although his voice was nothing like the birds.

Meanwhile, I was having a conversation with Tink, he informed me there are going to be some UFO sightings in Wales, because Flora forgot to go into stealth first, combined with the bang she made when she broke the sound barrier, and the Hyperspace window just out of the atmosphere, right in front of a space station.

Meh… we blame the Asgard, came to abduct another one… Bloody Loki, is he still around? I told Tink to adjust his scanner to Lantean specs and see if he is around, and warn the girls not to kill the bloke if they ran into him, just capture. I have just the treatment for him. In a stasis pod with a virtual reality program of being anally probed, they still shit I hope.

It was Sirius's turn to get on the chair, the week in St Mungo's did some good, he still looked like shit, but a nicer kind of shit… fuck it, he looks like shit. The whole charade began anew, truth serum, yada yada, Peter bad, Blacky good, then a dementor moved in, going for a kiss. I stood up pointed and yelled: "Fuck of, stupid thing." and beamed him out of here, dispersing his atoms in space.

The toad: "You acted against a ministry property that is going to be at least five years in Askaban. Aurors arrest that boy."

"Stupid toad, are you a DMLE official? Are you the one who set him on my Dogfather? The first Auror who is stupid enough to listen to you will end up on the north pole." well what do you know, there was an Auror stupid enough. Dawlish trying to get some brownie points made a move to me and tried a stupefy, my armor went up and I hope Dawlish knows some heating charms because Tink got him there.

Madam ones shot a blasting hex of, "Order, who let that dementor free, who ordered a dementor here in the first place. Lord Potter what did you do to that dementor? And can you bring Dawlish back please?" she was more and more getting tired of this.

"Madam Bones, I destroyed that dementor and that idiot that attacked me? I say wait a minute or two. My point has to set in."

Fudge: "You can't destroy a dementor, they are indestructible. What did you do to it?"

I began to wonder what the hell I was doing here. I beamed Dawlish back in with a few of his surroundings, right in front of fudge. Dawlish didn't know a heating spell, or his teeth were chattering too much to say the spell. Slowly it began to seep in, Lord Potter banished a dementor out of a place that is spelled against it, apparated a man out without touching him, and bring him back from a very cold place.

Ogden: "Auror Dawlish, where did you go to?" Dawlish: "I do not know, but there was ice, for as far I could see all around me."

I said: "If you are on the north pole, you can see that." An old man said: "Impossible you can't move someone that fa.." I just have to prove it then, slowly counting back from ten… nine… We have a believer now, after getting him back with a bucket of snow.

"Please continue this trial, after this trial I want both Fudge and Umbitch on trial for attempted murder, assisting on line-theft, for bringing a dementor to school, disturbing all children with his presence. Dose them with truth serum for all I care."

Man, I could be flying through space right now.

Fudge: "I am a pure-blood, they are not permitted to use on a pure-blood."

"Well let us change that law. All in favor to change that law raise your wands. And vassals do not forget to vote." more than 75% raised their wands.

"The days a pure-blood can get away with crimes are over, if you do a crime you get punished, and no, me destroying a dementor was not a crime, he was trying to kill my Dogfather, I was defending him."

Sirius was cleared of all charges, got a bonus on top, and sat next to me, he looked at me and said: "North pole?" I raised an eyebrow and asked: "want to see it?" He chuckled, "no I saw how they got back. Sorry I wasn't there for you."

"It is alright, the one responsible is punished, I squibbed the old goat and took all his money."

Sirius: "There are a lot of rumors about you flying around, I am curious which are true."

"I say about seventy-five percent, I had a busy schedule last week."

Tink: "Harry, our place is swamped with military investigators, helicopters, and satellites zooming in on us, it is not a big deal, we can keep them out, but I have to delay the girls return, or send them to one of your other property's."

"They are fully loaded with materials? If so, let them set Bapsy in a stable orbit, and beam to the mansion."

"Dogfather, here is a moral question: if your mansion is discovered by the normal's, without you doing magic at all, is the statue of secrecy broken? If I can make them think I am an alien, we don't have to obliviate the whole army."

Sirius: "Better ask Madam Bones, she is the head of the DMLE, it is her call."

"Seriously Sirius? Have you looked at her eyes? She hasn't slept for a week, we better wait for these trials to be over and talk then about it, I can hold them off easily."

Sirius: "What did you do to attract the military? The whole army you said?"

"We just build our first spaceship, Flora was a bit too eager to fly it, she forgot to turn the stealth on."

Sirius: "If you don't want to answer it just say so, Harry." Meh... I show him later.

"We talk after this is over, who is next on the block? Fudge, yep I like to hear how much he supported the death-eaters."

The whole wizarding was informed about our Fudge and his pure-blood sympathy's the number of galleons he received and criminals he set free. I was planning to kill all dementor's but I can hold it off for a few months. Fudge got ten years.

Next was the toad, she was a nasty one, blocking normal's and half-bloods to get fair trials, blackmailing werewolves, extorting shopkeepers, the list went on and on. She was allowed to behave like that because she threw benefits to the pure-bloods. Anyway, fifteen years in Askaban.

My vassals came on stage, pure-bloods finest, the crème de la crème, Lord Davis stood up and addressed the wizengamot: "Lords of this wizengamot, Lord Slytherin asked me to demand them all to be interrogated with truth serum, and he gave me a list of questions to ask them, I read the list and I also want those questions asked."

Malfoy came up first, after the usual questions how is your name yada, yada, yada, my first question came up.

Did you enjoy killing people? Yes

Did you enjoy raping little girls? Yes

Did you enjoy torturing people? Yes

Do you believe the pure-blood cause? No

Why did you decide to join Voldemort? He let us do whatever we liked to muggles and muggle-born, he even taught us to torture.

After Voldemort died did you stop killing and raping? No

Do your family know all this? Only my son.

Give a number of people you have killed, an estimate if you don't know the exact number. Around twenty-five.

If we set you free, will you kill and rape again? Yes.

Name all death-eaters you know about. That got a list with a few new names, I am sure they are packing their things right now.

Yep with that line of questions, they will get shoved through the veil, one by one.

Did little Draco expect to kill and rape too? Is he already too far gone?

I stood up and asked Madam Bones: "Madam Bones ask him if he has trained his son yet." Madam Bones looked shocked, surely he hasn't done it, he is only thirteen.

Madam Bones: "Answer Lord Potter mister Malfoy, did you train your son to kill and rape?"

Malfoy was struggling to refuse to answer, finally, he gave in: "Yes."

Madam Bones: "Since when and on who?"

Malfoy: "Since last year, on runaway girls, I picked up in London."

Madam Bones: "Did he kill any?"

Malfoy: "Not yet."

Madam bones addressed the wizengamot, "I will ask these follow-up questions to the others too, or we are sitting here again in fifteen to twenty years, with the same kind of criminals."

By now all my vassals are in holding cells, while I have their votes, the lost cases, almost nine out of ten went through the veil, a few like Crabbe and Goyle were in it for the money, probably too lazy to get a job. They got twenty years in Askaban.

Next came Dumbledore, I warned Madam Bones to only ask a question with a yes or no answer, and demand a yes or no. I also gave my list of questions.

A broken husk came in, over a hundred years old without magic sustaining you, won't last long.

They came to my questions,

Did you bind the phoenix Fawkes to you with an illegal curse? Yes.

Were you and Gellert Grindelwald lovers? Yes.

Did you and Gellert design his for the greater good cause, starting the great wizarding war? Yes

Did you murder someone? Yes.

Did you deliberately cause people to die? Yes.

Do you feel sorry you send them to die? No.

Did you deliberately cause the school to lose its standards? Yes

Did you potioned the students with your alchemy potions? Yes

Did you change the ward-stone so the houses would start fighting each other? Yes.

Did you set up the ward-stone at Lord Potters's relatives so they would mistreat him and abuse him? Yes.

Do you feel any regret or remorse for your actions except for being caught? No.

Do you think you are better than everybody else and all should obey you? Yes.

Well… he dug his own grave, I just helped him shoveling the pit. I got Hogwarts in chaos, the pure-blood faction and the ministry are in a panic. With Dumbledore's confession, the wizarding world lost its values.

Who can they trust to follow like mindless sheep?

I looked at my Dogfather and said: "I have to introduce you to Basi sometime." I motioned Lord Davis to me and whispered: "Vote Madam Bones for Minister of magic. She is known for being fair and honest. I have to go, I need to spank a wife of mine."

Lord Davis raised an eyebrow: "Tracey?"

"Not that kind of spanking Lord Davis, Flora took off with our spaceship without activating stealth mode, now the military is looking for my place."

Lord Davis: "You have a spaceship? Since when?"

"It just got finished today, the girls were giving it a spin around the neighborhood, but Flora was too eager so she took off with a bang.

Now the army is searching for the source of that bang. If Madam Bones is elected, let her tell the Prime Minister to expect my visit. See you later father in law, Sirius, do you want to see something special?"

Sirius: "Sure Harry, show it to me." Did you know a grown man can pee their pants too? Even scream like a girl? I fucking love Basi. The peeing, though… He better isn't marking his territory.

Tapsy pops in, "Master Doggy is back, come Siri we prepared your room. But first, take a bath, you smell like pee."

"Tink? Where are the girls?"

Tink: "On Pandora, they are doing a great job setting the city up. The nanites have started the shipyard, I have kept some here, to create a floor below your basement. Bapsy delivered a load here to start on the spy satellites, and for your tech and experiments, I have stopped with beaming gold in, you have four rooms filled with it, I sorted the rare ones apart.

The army is closing in on us, what do you want to do? Abandon your ancestral home or kick some army ass?"

"It is still too early to let the public know about us. I will set a meeting up with the Prime Minister to call his dogs back, and throw him a bone or two."

Tink: "are you going to show Sirius all of this? I think he is a blabbermouth, and can't keep secrets anymore after eleven years of Askaban."

"Not yet, let us first tie some loose ends, we can't beam the US Stargate away, now that the army here is looking for aliens. But the one on the south pole can be beamed here, install it after a repair, also beam Hathor in her sarcophagus in here and all goa'uld tech you can find on earth. All Alteran tech too, except the Glastonbury Thor and South pole ones. Create stasis pods and beam the snakes in."