First Class With Students

Maulana Sahib in a class room with all five Akbar Dad-Gul Faraz-Omer Daraz-Gulshan Ali & Iqbal Dil all in their cultural costume,Muslim wear:

Maulana:(standing before the desk and chair in front of them):Asalam O Alaikum!."

Everyone:(on the seats like students in front of the prof sitting in front for seats with two tables are Iqbal Dil and Gulshan Ali at left and right are Gul Faraz and Akbar Dad while at the very center back is Omer Daraz):"Walaikum Asalam!."

Maulana:(hands behind his back):"Listen you all! We are here so that I can teach you some ethics...now this is a class which I am renting in order to teach you."

Gulshan Ali:(raises his hand):"But Maulana why are charging us money?."

Maulana:"Cause I am also a human being...I need to pay my expenses and feed my family..now keep quite and tell me...what does our religion Islam tell us about the rules of entering someone's house."

Omer Daraz:(holding a cigarette with dull eyes):"Umm...excuse me...are there any rules other than bang..you enter the house?."

Maulana:(sigh):"Yes! Omer there are rules other than this...first of all you knock on the door and you can only knock three times...secondly you tell your full name when asked.....and if someone does not open the door you quietly leave."

Iqbal Dil:"But what happens after we knock three times...do we run out of lives."

(Everyone laughs)

Maulana:"Quite! Now tell me what would you do if someone is abusing you,humiliating you or bullying you?."

Omer Daraz:(stands up and takes out his revolver):"I will kill him and set him on fire.."

Maulana:(stunned):"What! Put the gun back! My God! When someone attacks you like that unless it is physical you don't respond and even if it is physical you find a legal way to deal with it...not like shoot the guy and then set him on fire."

Omer Daraz:(sucking the cigarette splashing his hand horizontally on the table):"What about chop of the head!."

Akbar Dad:"That's a good idea as for Maulana Sahib who keeps on insisting for the war with infidels."

(Everyone laughs again)

Maulana:"Silence everyone! My God! I think we have enough for today class dismiss!."

(Everyone leaves as Maulana reaches out to the principal's office who was in full suit,clean shaved young guy with a decent hair style)

Maulana:(opens the door)

Principal Gafar:(smiles at him):"Ah! Come in Maulana! How was your first class!."

Maulana:(hands behind his back):"Ah! It was just...umm...I mean I think it will take some time teaching them ethics of everyday life with informing them about some important religious issues."

Principal Gafar:(hands on his desk Pakistan's flag):"Well...things take time..and by the way..umm..please make sure to submit your fee at the end of the year..after all I have to face my wife..."

Maulana:(nervously):"Yeah! Of course why not."

(Finally leaves while principle smiling)