I just got an expired bargaining chip

Sirens-

Lovely creatures but also pretty deadly.

"Hello," I said, just standing by the river, staring at the Siren before me. 

I wasn't alone- the kitty was with me. We were quite a ways away from the village and the river here was quite wide and deep.

The water was calm and so was the forest.

As for the Siren-

Quite the looker.

Glittery fins, silver hair, no clothes!

Yup- no clothes!

Full nu- ahem.

They didn't need clothes underwater… She did have scales though- so her things weren't on full display, parse.

But oh well.

"What do you want?" For some reason, the woman was quite scared. 

Wasn't she the one who tried to entice me?

Then what the hell?

"Not much. Got charmed and decided to come see you- that's all."

It was midnight and I was bored- okay!

"Charmed? You're not charmed!" A bit too high-pitchy.

Yeah, no shit.

"Was."

She looked at me- still nervous.