Droop

Elf!

Several dwarves of the crowded geniuses in the skies looked down with narrowed eyes. 

One thing Dyon learned after coming to the Ancient Battlefield that not all of the legends of his mortal world were absolutely accurate. He could glean some details from their fabrications, but if he used them as the whole truth, he would end up suffering sooner or later. 

One of the myths perpetuated by his home world was that all dwarves were short and stocky creatures. Their males had long full beards, and even their females would be on the hairier side. They weren't a particularly attractive race of people outside of how they felt about each other. At the very least, they were nowhere near as attractive as elves. 

But, it turned out that this wasn't true at all.