I am back suckerz

Hi, there author here. I have returned from the dead. Yep, I had Corona, then I got a bacterial infection in my throat. So I was pretty much K.O last 2 weeks. Oh, and in 2 days 4, my wisdom tooths will get removed. Very nice.

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*Very short recap*

What happened in the last Episode of who asked.

Acedia found out he had no talent for cooking so he abducted Soma a very talented cook and copy-pasted his skill to be a better cook...pretty dumb. Anyway, that's it for the short recap. Bye

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Acedia: Welp now I am good at cooking hell yeah. Anyway, let's tp Soma back to his place. So let's put that in the console /tp Sōma Yukihira to respawn point aaaaand ENTER....why tf am I talking to myself

At the same moment, he hit the mental ENTER button Soma disappeared. Due to the high dosage of god power chloroform (don't ask me why or how) he will wake up in his bed in 1-5 Buisness days.

Acedia: let's make that steak. Let's see.

Remove steaks from the refrigerator and any packaging. Brush each side with oil to coat. EZ I conjure some god-like beef.

In a small bowl, combine the salt, pepper, and white pepper. Rub both sides of each steak with the rub mixture. Let steaks sit at room temperature for at least 30 minutes before cooking.

Preheat an outdoor grill to high heat. Sear steaks for 3 minutes per side. Reduce the heat to medium-low and continue cooking with the lid closed until the steaks reach the desired level of doneness.

When the steaks are removed from the grill, immediately top with 1 tablespoon of butter each, tent with aluminum foil, and allow the steaks to rest for 5 to 10 minutes before cutting into them. That knowledge is actually quite useful

Acedia: Now onto the next dish...Deku's dish:

Season the pounded pork chops with salt and pepper, and dust with a light, even coating of flour. In one shallow bowl, beat the egg. Put the panko into another shallow bowl.

Add a thin, even layer of oil to a cast iron pan or skillet over medium heat. The oil is ready when you throw a panko breadcrumb into the oil and it sizzles. Dip the pork into the egg to coat. Transfer the pork to the panko and press it evenly into the meat to get a good coating.

Carefully lay the pork chops in the hot oil and cook for 5-6 minutes on one side, until golden brown. Flip and cook the other side for another 5-6 minutes. Drain on a plate lined with a paper towel.

While the pork is resting, add the stock, sugar, soy sauce, and Mirin to a small bowl. In another bowl, lightly beat 2 eggs. Add a tablespoon of oil to a pan over medium heat, and add the sliced onion. Fry the onions until they're translucent and slightly caramelized.

Pour the stock mixture over the onions. Slice your tonkatsu into pieces and place them on top of the onions. Drizzle the egg over everything. Cook over medium-low heat until the egg is just set. Serve over bowls of steamed rice, and garnish with scallions. That was easy...though I have to say I have hacks so IDK.

Acedia: MMmmmh that looks delicious. Time to serve.

After that Acedia put the steak on a wooden cutting board, trust me it looked very appetizing. Here are some pics. The Acedia left the kitchen holding the two dishes in each of his hands. Immediately the fragrance of the food filled the room and the two customers Toshinori and Deku had watering mouths (btw is that an expression in English? IDK it and I am too lazy to google it)

Acedia: Hey ho you 2 chatterboxes here is your food...anybody wants a refill on your drinks, I see they are empty.

Toshinori: YES PLEASE!

Acedia: No reason to shout my dude...and you?

Deku: Y-Yes pwease.

Acedia: ok...here you go, also tell all your friends about this place, I need customers.

Acedia put the food on the table and left to go to the counter, where he refilled, and when he returned to the table both of them still looked at the food as if in trance. Acedia put the drinks on the table with such a whomms that the two woke up from that trance.

Acedia: Eat before it gets cold you 2.

Deku&Toshinori: Itadakimasu

Each of them simultaneously eats the food and got a foodgasm, who doesn't know what that is... here is a pic, it's not R18 so no worries parents, don't get me banned. pls

Acedia: Yosh I did it, I reached foodgasm level.

Anyway, that's a good ending. I will from now on be more active again! Smell ya later Alligator