Non-cannon Omake, A couple years into the future. part 1

Me and 9S were scouting out a target of interest after learning that machine lifeforms had somehow collected samples of the red dragon of old and all of YoRHa was going insane at the thought that the machines were going to get access to other worlds through said dragon.

But I personally didn't think that the sample was either worth a damn not to mention even if it did produce any results, it still would take literally decades at the minimum, so I had no problem going on a mini vacation with 9S and exploring the remnants of the old world.

Not to mention 9S was a very attentive and energetic woman and had zero objections to taking breaks every once in a while, to make out, and otherwise fool around.

But this time something went wrong when we were making out as mentioned before, in the middle of an overgrown park, and then a loud screech rang through the wind.

"What the hell are you doing? No who are you!?" We quickly disengaged from our kiss, and I saw a carbon copy of 9S, and I couldn't help but squeeze the nice thick ass cheeks, I was mauling while we were kissing and the sight of me flexing on what looked to be a carbon copy of herself made Weiss Schnee boil like a steaming kettle and whip out her dust casting sword and send a wall of wind at us to presumably separate us without causing harm.

I manifested a large ball of wind around us and didn't allow 9S to leave my lap because of a rather awkward situation in my lap, so I used my magic to push her own wind aside making her gap at what looked like me using a semblance or something to control the wind without dust.

I replied to her shouts with the most deadpan face possible. "As to what we were doing..." I gave 9S's ass within my hands another visible squeeze making the prim and proper princess's twitch and then I continued. "Now my name is Jake, and this very lovely lady is named 9S."

For a moment I saw double as both girls preened at being called lovely, but Weiss seemed to collect her thoughts back and screeched. "Well unhand her you ruffian! To do such perverted things in broad daylight, not to mention in public to boot." She sniffed in disdain.

Oh, she doesn't want to know the depraved things I have done to this body copy of her...

Weiss seemed to look around again and seeing the desolate landscape asked the most obvious question. "So where in the world are we? Is this Mount Glen?" She mused at the end.

I palmed my face and sighed as I considered how to explain her situation before asking how she even got here in the first place. "So how did you get here and what's your name," I asked just for the sake of it so I didn't accidentally say her name and get her highly suspicious of me.

"My name is Weiss Schnee obviously. Can't you recognize my family crest?" She gestured to the large Snowflake on her back but as she spun to show me and lifted her arm, she inadvertently flashed me her practically spray painted on stocking covered bottom distracting me.

I confidently replied. "Never heard of it but you are in the wrong neighborhood, to put it bluntly as possible."

Before she could question me further 9S managed to escape my grasp and walked over to her doppelganger and before Weiss could react or bring up her aura a tiny needle was thrust into her finger making her hiss and jump back bringing up her sword in caution the obviously deep in thought 9S, but I knew she was doing research onto the blood sample she just retrieved.

"Haaa just as I thought..." 9S groaned in disappointment making us both raise an eyebrow in confusion, but her words made me spit take and Weiss squawk in indignation. "She isn't a pure human and has Snowy Owl genes in her blood somehow."

I couldn't help but mumble. "So that's where the white hair comes from..."

Weiss looked like she stepped on something foul as she took several deep breaths before asking with a tight smile. "I ask again where am I?" I could tell she meant more along the lines of where the hell is the nearest exit from these people but I didn't begrudge her.

"Welcome to hell. In other words, the end of the world, nice to have another human around with me." I waved at her making her sigh in frustration.

"Look can you please just escort me back to society please..." She sighed and I just jumped to my feet in response.

"Alright just be surprised if robots attack you on the way," I called back as I took 9S's hand within my own and led her back towards my bunker.

Lo and behold we didn't even make it a mile before we were attacked by a decent-sized patrol of machine lifeforms and after dealing with the group Weiss was visibly tired from cutting through the solid metal machines with her rapier.

I could see she was highly confused as to how 9S was making her blade teleport around, but she seemed to be holding in her questions till we made it back to so-called civilization.

It was finally when we managed to get within the bunker, she understood she was in basically an entirely different world. "So, you are saying you are androids..." She mumbled and she couldn't really contradict us with all the cultural stuff I had here in this bunker that she didn't have in her world not to mention our world map was completely different but she didn't really seem all that surprised to about the android thing. But then again Penny was a thing back in RWBY.

"Yes, but sadly as you aren't a pure human, we will not be obligated to follow your orders like his words are gospel to us," A2 explained with an uncaring shrug.

Weiss whirled onto me and poked a finger into my chest as she sputtered. "Is that why they all care for you so much? You deviant!" She yelled making the whole room laugh at her and even I couldn't help but smile at seeing how worked up she was but then again learning someone is fucking your doppelganger has to be a bit confusing.

I gently pushed Weiss's finger aside while she was distracted and feeling my hand on her own she looked back at me but before she could wrench her hand back and make a scene, I let her go and spoke. "These androids are fully sentient, and I not only couldn't order them to feel certain emotions, they also are the initiators of a lot of our intimate moments." She blushed heavily at seeing 9S nod fervently as and was obviously imagining herself in 9S's place.

"So, what happens now?" She muttered defeatedly and I patted her shoulder in and made a large portal of darkness open up fully and showed a bustling city with many people walking around. "Weiss, I can't guarantee you easy passage back to your home, but perhaps one day my random searches can find your home world of Remnant."

"Thank You!" She cried out and hugged me tightly seeing a ray of light at the end of the tunnel so to speak but a thought occurred to her. "Wait if you can go to other worlds why haven't you left this dead world yet?"

Ah, this was an easy answer. "Because all my teleports are random due to probably not having a catalyst for a certain world but with you here and having that Remnant worlds signature within you, I could probably with some time trace you back to your home world. Now as for why we haven't left is because we are waiting for all the androids to gather to leave for another world together."