A Different Variant

The clip clop of horse hooves was masked by the snow that stained the pathway, the only thing being heard being the movement of the large carriages, the clanging of armour and the low chatter among the escort Knights.

"You reckon we'll be rewarded for this unnecessarily long trip?"

"Not a chance. Even if we've been borrowed, the only thing we stand to gain is capital punishment if something bad happens that lustful blob and his company."

"Seriously? I'd rather be a Contract Knight if this continues. Or better yet, a Stray Knight."

The two Knights guarding the front most carriage said in hushed tones, the horses under them snorting as if in agreement.

From the carriage behind, a barely discernible moan was heard then the entire thing shook with feminine giggles coming out of it.

One of the two Knights rolled his eyes at this.

"Put me out of my misery. How am I supposed to keep my wood down if I'm hearing all the action from here?"