The One for Me

"Oh, Heaven, is that you? Am I supposed to kowtow or something? My apologies, no one has actually received the Heavenly Dao before, so I don't know how to handle this." Xinzi joined his hands in a prayer sign, glancing left and right as if seeking the origin of the voice.

'It's Supreme and Unfeeling Grand Dao, but no, you don't have to bow.' Heaven replied in the same deadpan tone.

"Supreme Grand Dao works. Unfeeling Grand Dao works. Why did you have to call it Supreme and Unfeeling Grand Dao?"

'Because it's Supreme and Unfeeling.'

"But doesn't that sound awkward to you?"

'No.'

"Well, it does to me, so I will go with Heavenly Dao. Can we please go with Heavenly Dao? I swear it would make everyone's life easier. After all, it's named after you. Thanks for not making me kowtow by the way, I have bad knees." The exchange ended with Xinzi taking a "matter of fact" tone that mirrored Heaven's deadpan voice.