Trials In Trial Palace! (Of the Damned)

Two mighty warriors heroically braved the demonic fog. 

"This time for sure!" Jack grumbled. 

"Woo!" (Resolute!) 

What didn't kill you made you stronger, right? Hell no! In MMO, painfully annoying deaths brought improvement! 

Their fury had risen with every subsequent failure. By now, they were about to get blisters from pressing that goddamn red button! It was all those freaking flying chicken bones' fault! 

But now they were finally about to get their revenge! 

They quickly got rid of the hulking golem. Besides being ugly and strong, it didn't have much going for it. They endured the FML's song: so what if they lost a bit of mana? Then the bones came flying! 

— Swish! Swoosh! Slash!—

< Living Chicken Bone Spirits Lv 12> 

"Execute order 69!" Jack bellowed.

"Woo!" (Eager!) 

This new battle plan included two things: mouth and ass!— and both were equally vital!