CALIIIII

CALIFORNIA

KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

CAWLIFORNA

KNOWS HOW TO PARTAYYY

shut YO DUMBASS UP

says JJ

you so it's been like a year since we been out here

and I'm not k. so it's not k.

BARSSSSSSSSS

IM GOING OFF

BRUH TO BE HONEST WITH YOU IM HIGH AS A BITCH

BUT YEAH LETS GET IT

Anyway our Motown hot headed premature protagonists

have moved

now there like breaking bad poor

in Cali

prolly Compton ☠️

who knows they all freaks ☠️ fuckniggas

JJ arrives to the beach apartment condo

"damn bro white poor is nice"

JJ says

"dumbass I'm Irish"

said old Irish cop dude

bro I really forgot his name

I'ma check one sec

"nigga do you have the keys OR NOT"

JJ YELLS

bro calm down says the Irish

ahhhhhh Colm O'Hara

weird ass Portuguese ass name

ah yes now that I remember my name I can entertain my dynamic household

I fucking hate white people bro 😂

how u finna use dynamic and household ?

How u finna use dynamic at all 😭

white person ass word

nah I'm just playing

bum ass niggas

"J bro I am honestly giving you permission to just break on in there dude" Colm says

"ite"

JJ JUMPS THROUGH THE WINDOW

CRRRASSHHH

that's how I imagine action books are 💀

"we're gonna hafta clean up that glass on the floor over there" Colm says

"why bro u ite ?" JJ says idiosyncratically

"look ik you're gonna feel good about this or really odd about this, cuz that's how it is for black people"

"okay" JJ

'"I have a cat"

"Pause"