Extended Voluntary Confession

When someone at the lawyer's office answered Heflin commanded, "Yes! Sweet little Jane! This is Heflin! I have a pesky FBI agent that doesn't want to listen to reason that has arrested me and even has me in the FBI's little mini prison they have in their office here in town! I need you to tell the partners that I need them to come bail me out and get this outrageous case thrown out before they take it to court and embarrass me and hurt my business with these outrageous charges!"

"Please hold sir." Jane told him. She came back a few minutes later and sadly revealed to him, "I'm sorry sir, but all of the partners have told me that we are no longer able to represent you because an anonymous hacker sent us an email stating the if we represented you then they would have us disbarred by submitting evidence of all of the times you have paid the partners for cases they have won for you by treating them to time with one of your prostitutes!"