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(Argen POV)

I didn't think it would go like this if I'm being honest. This was supposed to be a simple dressing up and pretending to be someone prank.

I didn't even know if this was the way the Bull Demon King looked, I just got a costume from the village. He seems to be worshipped there for some reason.

With the way Iron Fan had begun packing up all of her things I assumed she'd been alone for… A long time.

This was only confirmed with me asking how she was, another crying fit ensued after this and so I'd been silent the entire time after.

The thing about this though, why was she acting like this? If this was actually Iron Fan then she knew what the actual demon king would look like, and he definitely wasn't a skinny teenager barely reaching 5 foot, even though that was a little taller than her.

But the thing that made me uncomfortable was her attitude, she was genuinely happy, but she knew I wasn't her husband. So why would she be so joyful?

It didn't make any sense to me, and with the way she seemed to know who I was yet acted like I was her husband.

She obviously knew I wasn't him, so why was she going so far to sell it?

After a few minutes of watching her pack I finally decided to end this charade, it was too annoying, plus this would count as a prank.

"I'm not your husband."

My words were like putting your finger on the hour hand, stopping the clicking and everything else. That's the only way I could describe the pause Iron Fan had at this moment.

"Of course you are, only my Husband would be able to find me here," Iron Fam says, it seemed more like she was trying to convince herself than tell me.

"No I'm not, and everyone knows you're ou-" Before I could finish a large spear type object flew past my cheek, grazing it.

"No one knows! No one Knows! No One Knows!" Iron Fan yelled as the spear turned in the air, flying back toward me.

I barely managed to dodge as she gripped the blade and changed its direction again, flinging it toward me with even more speed.

"You'll pay for this! I'm not just some nobody!" With these words Iron Fan disappeared.

I went back to the village to get Chain and finally return to the human world, I was tired of these gods messing with me, little did I know I angered the biggest Whore in the Chinese Mythology…

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"He offended me! He dared try and prove me wrong! I demand this child! This Mortal!" Iron Fan screamed at the council of Celestials.

She wasn't technically a god, only forcing the villagers to treat her like one and then marrying a monster, but that still gave her some benefits.

With her husbands royalty and her own charisma(Her tits) She had managed to gain power and drink the elixir of life, becoming a "god."

As a goddess she had some influence among the council, not any that could do anything, but influence none the less.

"And what exactly do you need from the council Princess Fan? No offense, but you are still married to a Demon King, we, by celestial law, are obligated to kill you or seal you for eternity."

The Jade Emperor, a god much to wise for his own good, said rubbing his temples. This wasn't the first time Iron Fan had done something like this, but at least the other times she had a good reason.

The only thing he could see here is that she got mad at someone for not giving her respect. If he ever met this mortal he would need to give the lad a pat on the back for humbling the woman in front of him.

"I demand his head! And that you send someone to capture my husband! I've been alone for too long!" Iron Fan screamed and yelled as the council ignored her, knowing The Jade Emperor was the only one who would handle it.

"Princess Iron Fan, I ban you from Heaven for the rest of eternity, please don't try and come back here… Now we have more important matters, like the moon's collapse."

With these words Iron Fan was banished from Heaven, forced to find someone else to help her instead of the gods who had abandoned her three times now.

"The moon collapse… Has anyone checked on Chang'e? It was only for a minute but why would it happen at all?" The Jade Emperor asked the council while sitting forward.

The thing about Chang'e was, she was technically banished, a goddess that betrayed her husband, that's what she was, so no one really cared about her.

"That's what I thought… *Sigh* Does anyone on this council do anything besides order others around?"

No one answered and The Jade Emperor just nodded and sighed once again, disappearing from his throne in a flash of light. 'Why do I do all the work?'

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"The prank was ass, you didn't even make it go on for that long, when I pranked her it took weeks of planning… But hey she raged so hard she went to heaven so… You pass!"

Chain and I were standing in front of The Monkey King as he told us these words, finally yelling out at the end what I wanted to here.

"So you'll tell me how to become a god?" I asked, not caring if Chain knew what I wanted to do, he was a friend not a liability, if he didn't like it he could leave.

"Yeah Yeah… What's with the kid? How did you find another one like you? Ya know what? I don't want to know… Anyway, here ya go, the steps to becoming a god…"

The Monkey King disappeared in a flash of lightning as a note fell into my hands, the smile on my face wider than it had ever been in my entire life.

Finally, I could become a god and kill my father, or The Beast, or whatever he was calling himself, either way he would die.

I was so absorbed in this fact I didn't even register what The Monkey King had said about Chain, not that I would have cared anyway.

"Finally, Finally, Finally!" I yelled out as I opened the paper, ready to take the next step in my life.

Just. Be. Yourself. lol.

(A/N: LOL, And also get to 130 power stones for an extra chapter today, gonna be posting consistently with this and also my multiverse fic "Sin System: Life in another world" This was my first fic and I decided to bring it back, gotta say I've improved hella lol, anyway read that if you want, after chapter 35 is when new chapters will be written.)