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Dave🥰:

Hey!

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prepubescent shakira:

Wut

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Dave🥰:

You totally left me back at the house!

Without even saying goodbye

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prepubescent shakira:

Right.....I had to go

I'm sowwy🥺

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Dave🥰:

What in the hell was more important than staying with me

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prepubescent shakira:

A photo shoot

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Dave🥰:

That's still not as important as me

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prepubescent shakira:

Oh really?😂

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Dave🥰:

Yes really

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prepubescent shakira:

I'll keep that in mind😂

Did you even see the note I left you?

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Dave🥰:

You left a note?

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prepubescent shakira:

I'm assuming Natalie didn't give it to you

It was literally on the kitchen counter

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Dave🥰:

Oops

What'd it say?

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prepubescent shakira:

I'll let you find out😘

The power of curiosity

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Dave🥰:

I'm hoping it'll say what I'm thinking about right now

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prepubescent shakira:

Oh?

And what might that be?

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Dave🥰:

Something too X-Rated for me tot Yep out for someone else to accidentally read

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prepubescent shakira:

You're an absolute mess

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Dave🥰:

You love it

You'll realize it one day

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prepubescent shakira:

Sure

The day we get married

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Dave🥰:

Don't threaten me with something that I can make happen 😉

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